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Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Lmao !!!! 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by jamih: 6:42pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
very funny 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 7:37pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Episode 12 11 thousand gone. Just like that .No be this land,MTN go come dupe me for my own land.. I tried to form bad Guy by Calling MTN Customer care nd put the Blame on them by alleging they illegally deducted money from my phone .if them form ,i go threaten to Sue them .I no get 4 credit for O levels for play play na .Choi,Y God con dash me better sense like this !! The First guy that picked.i just rained curses and Transferred my aggression on him.i didnt even give him a chance to speak all that posh pikin grammar Na. Thunder go fire hin left balls. Dude just vex,Cut me off. The 2nd guy too just day yarn dust.Your name,Where are you calling from, Dis pple foolish oo,House day burn ,u talk say hope say Tv no day inside. By te time i tell that one to shut up shut up like 6 times.that one too cut.. 32 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 7:50pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Shebarh:No its a Lullaby 18 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 8:34pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
naijaboiy: I day come 2 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 8:35pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
chomytex:Adonblivit 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 8:37pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
nickkylawve: am coming ! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by hertz9te(m): 8:59pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
can't wait |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by mimicious(f): 9:01pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
please continue I am following religiously 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:12pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Episode 13 The 3rd Representative was a lady so i calmed Down .I tried to put the blame on MTN.and illegal deduction but she no waste them tell me say she could see my transactions right in front of her. She then told me d time.the code i texted and all that. She then explained to me that the * 302* amount # was for making transfers from ones bank account to the phone. It was Then i remembered it was my friend,Oponu,who helped me with the online and mobile banking and might have done all that mobile phone stuff. She further explained that if i had intentions to borrow airtime,I should have dialled *606* to request not more than 200 card. Na here my hand fall ?? 19 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:14pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Episode 14 " Haa me i no sabi " ?? " We are sorry for inconveniences sir Ma pls do me a favour Ok sir "Okay,pls just help me with like 5000 out of it ,Pls as an helper to the helpless.pls .." Thank u for choosing MTN ,we hope u enjoy our services ,have a wonderful day. Was the last line i heard from her. Na so she sef Cut comot. I called like 8 other customer agent and begged to please help me life ,i even stated that i am about to commit suicide on the issue, most of them would just advice me not to,some said they will block me from calling customer care if am not careful.and one said he would help me with 7thousand out of the money,may i will receive that next tomorrow. 48 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Princezoi(m): 9:21pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Hahhahahahahahahahaha
*rolling on the floor*
thanks for making my day man!!! 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 9:30pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by dguizman(m): 9:33pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
U don use laff kill me here o....funny dude. 2 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:57pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
To be continued tomorrow ,Five more episodes to go... |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:00pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
vizkiz: me set I no know how . I dn change sim to Multilinks and visafone . now sha. 3 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Aspiregreat: 10:02pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
This is undoubtedly Funny. 3 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Aspiregreat: 10:04pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
ClassCaptain: Ntor.... Sharp guy. |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by benega: 10:19pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
cool story bro 2 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 10:24pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Hehe. GUY.. You tried. Lol. |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 10:41pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha*ROTFLMAO!!Dude abeg no burst my belly with laugh!!**u mumu small sha 4 Likes |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 10:58pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by neduedu(m): 11:07pm On Oct 02, 2015 |
Guy i don laugh die. Sorry ehh, but tell ur pastor to send u back d card, tell am say na mistake. As per d girl, send me her number. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 9:25am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode 15 ( The aftermath) 1 30pm that same day .. My Tecno N3 screen don break having smashed it on the table when those first Bank alerts came in. my Uncle had also called to inform my Male and Pale of the money he sent and for it to be shared between me and my 6 brothers Boo" Boo" Boo" how many times i call u .No any pocket money for you and your brothers throughout d next two month oo. U hear me so " said Papa Boo as he gulped another bottle of stout, The 6th one for the day inside his Potbelly stomach and smacked his Bald vulture head as he laid on the wooden chair in his brown singlet .Shebi na kuku night hin day go work before . my mama was cooking afternoon meal ,Eba wey we go chop with the day before yesterday ewedu soup with Fried soya beans as meat.Mama go take say she no day buy meat because fried soya get protein,ehn na meat no get any nutrient.or na poverty dey wire us !! I dey look una with one eye.Una think say I wish make dem born me here.Why I no comot line way dey come this family ,jump enter that kind Clifford orji...sorry dangote family. God why ?? My Four brothers had finished school for the day as they walked home from their school.Nwayoma Jesus Gives and Takes Missionary Community Government assisted for Young and Old Combined Kg,Primary,Secondary and A levels School. 29 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:00am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode 16 Papa no go give them money to carry motor come house.They go trek go, con trek come.30 kilo meters all together.If dem complain,He go tell dem history of how hin take waka 100km from hin village go another village wey hin own school day , most times under heavy rain. He talk say he no dey wear shoe sef and na 3 rivers he go cross before him get to school as he go even carry hin younger brother for back. On top all this,he no day late and na first position he day always take for class. If hin return,hin go go farm.Infact the tales too boku.Hin day do all these one abi, na hin his life con do covenant with poverty like this abi ?? Ist position every time, shebi dem day give scholarship during hin time,why dem no give am ?? oh oh !! How my mama take marry dis man sef.?? I sure say na Quickie dem do wey turn to me and then marriage.Lol my papa na sharp guy oo.My mama day ss3 wey my papa knack am better stick ..The result na me today. Why mama no abstain now ?? Or make she drop puna for person like dangote,otedola ?? I tire oo.Just they born pikin about.I remember wen we be still day one room one parlour.Papa go think say we don sleep,Raise Mummy skirt up then bang her 4 back con use hand cover mouth. 48 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 10:04am On Oct 03, 2015 |
Episode 17 If to say the old man buy phone for us we go day record this nonsense.Thank God say dem we no get girl.But my mama get some bad ringtone ooo. Huh " ha " Jesus nmo" Na jesus send u to allow moses rod day knack your kpetus. " hehe" papa boo " boo boo " boo" choi jesus marama. i go day look dem.tink say we no sabi. Papa sef go dey promise things wey he no fit do when he don day knack " mama boo i will buy u volkswagen oo" eh " oh oh Tani baba e ..Wu your papa" choi " i will buy u money oo " i will buy u be be be be be .....bettle..papa don cum be dat .The idiot con go shout " Thank you jesus "after every every. Papa no day knack pas 18 mins because me i day set time for them. Who i con resemble for this knacking thing. I hope say i no be bastard oo ?? Because the way Papa Okobi,the electrician con day always repair things wey no spoil for mama shop wen papa dey go night duty, i no undestand oo cos mama day always sweat comot shop.. 34 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Nobody: 10:08am On Oct 03, 2015 |
lol This guy na mad man I swear Nwayoma Jesus Gives and Takes Missionary Community Government assisted for Young and Old Combined Kg,Primary,Secondary and A levels School. WtF ?? 48 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by Feemmy(m): 11:18am On Oct 03, 2015 |
This guy is damn Funny 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 12:46pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
neduedu: bro Dem no dey return God gift naw pastor go say every mistake na blessing.Wet in u wan use her number do ?? I don mark your face !!! |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 12:47pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
Aspiregreat:dis your English bro.we know say u get Bsc for english now.easy oo 1 Like |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 12:52pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
dguizman: na God my brother !!! |
Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by ClassCaptain(m): 12:54pm On Oct 03, 2015 |
prettythicksme: he he ... 5 Likes |
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