Demmzy15:


To your father mother father's house!



When Jesus returns!



Osogbo Weed!



Yh, I told you earlier. I'm on Oshogbo leaves!



Biafran mosquitoes!



Do you smoke Oshogbo leaves too? How can you be asking me "are you back" When I'm not even gone!



Muri metá

see dis kpomo dey talk abt biafra, mind ur family ooo

tosyne2much:
Boss i throway salute ooo

na God get salute o

Teeboy22:

America all the way nah

AMEN BRO

THANKS JAWE MY BIGGEST BOSS8)

agarawu23:
na God get salute o

I see as una just dey go yankee like say tomorrow no dey

tosyne2much:
I see as una just dey go yankee like say tomorrow no dey

baba, na God

I stole this and I think this thread needs it...

Teeboy22:
8. Where do you work?

This one, you must surely hear several times if you use the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja. It is almost like the go-to question for attendants. When I hear this question, often I wonder “are there offices whose employees are not allowed to leave the country?” Or has the law blacklisted employees of some companies from travelling? Your answer to this question is usually followed by “show me you ID card.” I once asked an attendant who claimed to be working for the drug law enforcement agency why this mattered to them, and he said drug traffickers would be inconsistent. I perceived his answer as lame. Anyone can claim an office and forge its ID. What if a traveller is unemployed? Would you stop her?




Have you been profiled in any airport across the world? Share your experience


cc: justwise ,lalasticlala, bigfrancis21, seun ,disguy.samhay

WHAT DID U BRING FOR US?

tosyne2much:
AMEN BRO

THANKS JAWE MY BIGGEST BOSS8)

yaga..hw ur side?

Teeboy22:


yaga..hw ur side?

My biggest boss, my syd just tight oooo

How urz ?

Teeboy22:

pictures of ur beards or adonbelieveit

like i care

Teeboy22:
8. Where do you work?

This one, you must surely hear several times if you use the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja. It is almost like the go-to question for attendants. When I hear this question, often I wonder “are there offices whose employees are not allowed to leave the country?” Or has the law blacklisted employees of some companies from travelling? Your answer to this question is usually followed by “show me you ID card.” I once asked an attendant who claimed to be working for the drug law enforcement agency why this mattered to them, and he said drug traffickers would be inconsistent. I perceived his answer as lame. Anyone can claim an office and forge its ID. What if a traveller is unemployed? Would you stop her?




Have you been profiled in any airport across the world? Share your experience


cc: justwise ,lalasticlala, bigfrancis21, seun ,disguy.samhay

A silly FAAN staff (lady hanging around the customs checking area asked me why I have a Nigerian surname and foreign nationality. I simply told her it was none of her business. When I gave her a sarcastic reply, the customs staff laughed her to scorn.

I remember when they asked this questions first time I was traveling now when they see my passport they just let me go without any questions

Teeboy22:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/features-and-interviews/187267-eight-annoying-questions-nigerian-airport-officials-ask-international-travellers.html


Travelling out of Nigeria can be herculean. Sometimes, not because you’ve got your documentation wrong, but the silly profiling officials at the airport try to make you go through at every desk. Everyone you meet turns himself into some sort of detective profiling you for drugs or terrorism, or just to strike a conversation upon which you would be asked to tip them. Because travellers are usually pressed for time, one tries to avoid confrontations that would cause delays on any counter. Workers at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport in Abuja are particularly notorious for these, subjecting travellers to annoying profiling.

At the Abuja airport, there is no clear distinction of roles for officials. The attendant who would screen your bag asks you almost the same set of questions as the one who would screen your passport or frisk you before you enter the departure lounge. It appears it is every official’s job to collect information from the traveller.

Here are some of the most common silly questions I have been asked repeatedly, especially in Abuja. Most times, these attendants ask these question with a seriousness that instantly convinces you of the genuineness and the right to know. I really do not see the reason for most of these questions. I am usually amused when I hear some of them.


1. Where are you going to?
I suppose every traveller using the airport has a destination written on their ticket or other travel documents. If the final destination of a traveller has any use for airport attendants, why don’t they just go ahead and ask for tickets or boarding passes?
Sometimes you even get this question after you have handed in your travel documents. The funny thing with this question is that the officials asking do not intend to document the answers in any way; and if a traveller gives the wrong answer, they never bother to crosscheck. Maybe they ask so as to break the ice with you.

U wouldn't understand why Dos questions are asked. they asked for verification purposes. have u ever heard of INAD before?

agarawu23:
no sir! Proudly ijebu

omo yemi....we le drop de won ni port....representing Jebus.

Akinrogun:


omo yemi....we le drop de won ni port....representing Jebus.

we mo fo owo ijebu ju na

agarawu23:
we mo fo owo ijebu ju na

iyen da o.....na owo ara re......mi fo ko na inakuna o.

Akinrogun:


iyen da o.....na owo ara re......mi fo ko na inakuna o.

lol oga, seems you can write ijebu well, I am not that perfect o

Ijebu ibosi ewen ti wa?

agarawu23:
lol oga, seems you can write ijebu well, I am not that perfect o

Ijebu ibosi ewen ti wa?

ijebu ode....ode nikere ajagbalura!
to b honest....I'm home inclined nw..... I need someone to blow my ijebu phonetics with.

Akinrogun:


ijebu ode....ode nikere ajagbalura!
to b honest....I'm home inclined nw..... I need someone to blow my ijebu phonetics with.

ijebu Igbo re Mi wa.

Lol
I do enjoy when I see ppl speak the language but I find it difficult to speak. But I can speak little sha. You can speak with friends that can speak it better

wiringdpt:
I remember when they asked this questions first time I was traveling now when they see my passport they just let me go without any questions

many countries don disvirgin u now hehehe

VivaVivre:
A silly FAAN staff (lady hanging around the customs checking area asked me why I have a Nigerian surname and foreign nationality. I simply told her it was none of her business. When I gave her a sarcastic reply, the customs staff laughed her to scorn.

hehehhe

re u serious

ocee31:
like i care

u don vex

tosyne2much:
My biggest boss, my syd just tight oooo


How urz ?

fine o..wetn dey now?



happy sunday

lukmandwise:
U wouldn't understand why Dos questions are asked. they asked for verification purposes. have u ever heard of INAD before?

No..i haven't

Teeboy22:

fine o..wetn dey now?


happy sunday

I dey inside church dey surf

ril19:
I'll just stash enough cash in my bag which i'll use to slap close any mouth thats opening to ask me an annoying question.

buhari must hear dis!!

I dey tell you I be bad market for them

Teeboy22:


many countries don disvirgin u now hehehe

wiringdpt:
I dey tell you I be bad market for them

naso jare..

Well..wetn i notice b say
.


Dey dnt really disturb travellers going to,Us,canada,australia,Uk nd the likes?


Which country where u travelin to den??

tosyne2much:
I dey inside church dey surf

Surf am well. in Jesus name

Teeboy22:


u don vex

anybody wey dey vex for nairaland matter na mutula or sokoto gudali

ocee31:
anybody wey dey vex for nairaland matter na mutula or sokoto gudali

naso