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Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by AfricaMagic(m): 5:14am On Oct 04, 2015
Ever since hearing and seeing the horrible act carried out by these 'tsetse flies' via the gory pictures all over the net, I hardly sleep these days, it's one dream to another. Worse off today, in my dream, I came back from work only to see them occupy my house, feeding on my pot of soup. When I saw them, I screamed and next I saw about 7 Fulani herdsmen with hundreds of cows chasing me. What do I do? Please advice. This is no joke.

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Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Cutehector(m): 5:18am On Oct 04, 2015
Chei witches in ur village
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by ZKOSOSO(m): 5:22am On Oct 04, 2015
That Means you are d Messiah sent by default to lead the War against Fulani herdsmen Worldwide!!!

We shall heed your call when u are ready to GO, Sir

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Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by FruityLass: 5:26am On Oct 04, 2015
Just go back to sleep and chase them.
Don't retreat.



Be a man for once cheesy

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Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Orfankwagh(m): 5:26am On Oct 04, 2015
Ur father is about to be jailed,if he's a polithievesian.
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by ADULTBASE(m): 5:26am On Oct 04, 2015
As a pastor,the fulani man chasing you means mourinho and you yourself means Chelsea opposer!
Mourinho wouldn't stop until you are dead!
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Orjioorji(f): 5:41am On Oct 04, 2015
Witches and wizard on your head , guy you need prayer.
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Candyrain(m): 5:43am On Oct 04, 2015
AfricaMagic:
Ever since hearing and seeing the horrible act carried out by these 'tsetse flies' via the gory pictures all over the net, I hardly sleep these days, it's one dream to another. Worse off today, in my dream, I came back from work only to see them occupy my house, feeding on my pot of soup. When I saw them, I screamed and next I saw about 7 Fulani herdsmen with hundreds of cows chasing me. What do I do? Please advice. This is no joke.

This is a symptom of acute malaria, try check a pharmaceutical shop asap before it turns into something else.

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Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by nely(m): 6:04am On Oct 04, 2015
They want to recruit you, maybe u were one of there lost brother
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by micklplus(m): 6:07am On Oct 04, 2015
Sorry ehn
We need to do sacrifice.

Go back to the herdsmen and purchase a big fat cow.

Get a good cook.
Get different kinds of good drinks. Please, include beer ooo.
Get a good d. J
Put 100,000k on top.

I will appease the gods on your behalf.
May the gods be with you
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Elummah(m): 6:10am On Oct 04, 2015
Yes
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Chibaba247(m): 6:13am On Oct 04, 2015
Wat u should do? Carry dagger folo dem,kill 3 of their cows...dat makes u a man
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by AfricaMagic(m): 9:12am On Oct 04, 2015
Candyrain:


This is a symptom of acute malaria, try check a pharmaceutical shop asap before it turns into something else.
But I'm not sick sir. This dream look so real.
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by banki(m): 9:32am On Oct 04, 2015
Wow any case of kidnapping now is fulani herdsmen!

All of a sudden we are even seeing them in our dreams, we didn't see the people who kidnapped okonjo iweala mother last year in our dreams, neither did we the people who kidnapped mike ozeokhome, last year...

We didn't write articles like ffk, and say they should ban them from walking in the nigerdelta...

All I know is that there are consequences for all our actions
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Candyrain(m): 11:31am On Oct 04, 2015
AfricaMagic:
But I'm not sick sir. This dream look so real.

And now it's getting more serious. If it's real then it's your mind replaying all that you've been feeding it recently
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by leke12(m): 11:35am On Oct 04, 2015
That's the symptoms of fulanimania....it has no cure
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by smemud(m): 11:41am On Oct 04, 2015
AfricaMagic:
Ever since hearing and seeing the horrible act carried out by these 'tsetse flies' via the gory pictures all over the net, I hardly sleep these days, it's one dream to another. Worse off today, in my dream, I came back from work only to see them occupy my house, feeding on my pot of soup. When I saw them, I screamed and next I saw about 7 Fulani herdsmen with hundreds of cows chasing me. What do I do? Please advice. This is no joke.
guy u are dead
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by ERockson: 12:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
U ve been given them problems with your posts now your are On Your Own. Watch out for Alqaida,ISIS... in your next dream after u survive this.
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by GeeOh(f): 12:10pm On Oct 04, 2015
Over addiction to beef,cheese and milk.even the cows will start protestin soon
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by AfricaMagic(m): 2:22pm On Oct 04, 2015
Candyrain:


And now it's getting more serious. If it's real then it's your mind replaying all that you've been feeding it recently
chai I wish you understood me.
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by AfricaMagic(m): 2:25pm On Oct 04, 2015
banki:
Wow any case of kidnapping now is fulani herdsmen!

All of a sudden we are even seeing them in our dreams, we didn't see the people who kidnapped okonjo iweala mother last year in our dreams, neither did we the people who kidnapped mike ozeokhome, last year...

We didn't write articles like ffk, and say they should ban them from walking in the nigerdelta...

All I know is that there are consequences for all our actions
Do kidnappers go for someone whom they wouldn't get anything from?
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Candyrain(m): 2:29pm On Oct 04, 2015
AfricaMagic:
chai I wish you understood me.

Ok let me ask you, what do you make of the dream?
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by sherrylo: 2:57pm On Oct 04, 2015
ZKOSOSO:
That Means you are d Messiah sent by default to lead the War against Fulani herdsmen Worldwide!!!

We shall heed your call when u are ready to GO, Sir

Person when dey run for dream?
Re: Help! Fulani Herdsmen Chasing Me In My Dreams! by Candyrain(m): 3:28pm On Oct 04, 2015
AfricaMagic:
I think it's a wake up call for me or anyone who loves his/her life to always keep 1 mile radius apart from those beasts. LOL

grin grin grin grin grin Ok ooo, warning heeded

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