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Mr 419 ! by bigfather(m): 8:17pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
[b]You need to read this discussion between a 419 guy and his prospective prey. It's not uncommon these days to receive strange calls with foreign numbers. These callers invariably have one juicy business or the other to discuss from 'abroad'. If you fall for the sweet talk, there goes your money. I got a typical call very recently, here's the gist: Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419:Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK that could be calling? (Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…) Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (I don't know any Johnson in UK .) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognise my voice initially? Certain it's scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai!Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially bad boy) Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original curses curses for you. Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come. Ayo: Too bad. You heard you mama is leprous too? You didn't hear about that,abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear. Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly). Too bad. Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too? Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue… Breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: you offended me. I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of patience I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve. Mr. 419: (Grunted), This issue is important, Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse you, And you can't escape it if you continue like this. It's not a curse. Mr. 419: I'll repay you. After about 50 minutes of moves and countermoves…I owned up, Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK . I just needed to teach you a lesson. Go get a proper job. Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and you've been cursing me since morning!) Ayo: Disconnected[/b] |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Bbeee: 8:22pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
lmyo, oga u wicked oo |
Re: Mr 419 ! by cbase: 8:26pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
Na sharp Guy |
Re: Mr 419 ! by studio43(m): 6:13pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
Cbase i nor sey na all this kind yahoo yahoo thread u dey like, tsewww, yahoo yahoo boi like you |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Ben13: 6:50pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
cbase ? I can't beleive that |
Re: Mr 419 ! by sholabanke(m): 6:55pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
thats good for him |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Ben13: 7:20pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
u too? |
Re: Mr 419 ! by mykali(m): 7:32pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
lmao. that was fantastic. i like doing that. yahoo yahoo boiz will never get me. instead they will lose. |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Recognise: 7:59pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
[size=16pt]@P[/size] That was off the hook Chop knuckle ojaare . . . Ojaare literally means C'mon Hey, over here [img]http:///apxj4z[/img] nGbam! erh-erh!! |
Re: Mr 419 ! by lalaboi(m): 8:00pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
seen this somewhere b4. . . . .mhmhmhmhm |
Re: Mr 419 ! by cbase: 8:10pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
mykali: Amen to You and Me |
Re: Mr 419 ! by mykali(m): 8:14pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
kelechi is back |
Re: Mr 419 ! by cbase: 8:21pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
Mike Ori Ife di mma, Long time no chat |
Re: Mr 419 ! by mykali(m): 8:38pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
ima kwa nu. na u dey scarce. |
Re: Mr 419 ! by jmkbond(f): 8:45pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
d joke is fantabulous |
Re: Mr 419 ! by cbase: 8:47pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
i dey my brother, I dey, na just Old age, I no young as i used to be |
Re: Mr 419 ! by mykali(m): 8:50pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
@cbase seriously? so old is you now? @jumoke bond dear, its a true life story. no joking matter |
Re: Mr 419 ! by jmkbond(f): 8:58pm On Apr 26, 2009 |
i know,i jst pray one of them calls me so i can try it |
Re: Mr 419 ! by tytylayor: 8:21am On Apr 27, 2009 |
lmao, hw i wish i can av d tym to do all dis too |
Re: Mr 419 ! by romsky: 8:37am On Apr 27, 2009 |
sure u avent bin d one callin dem back? |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Lolabbey: 9:22am On Apr 27, 2009 |
romade how far? |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Ben13: 9:44am On Apr 27, 2009 |
hmmm |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Lolabbey: 10:18am On Apr 27, 2009 |
which one be yr own? |
Re: Mr 419 ! by dani1luv: 10:39am On Apr 27, 2009 |
ask lola |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Lolabbey: 10:42am On Apr 27, 2009 |
how u dey? |
Re: Mr 419 ! by dani1luv: 10:50am On Apr 27, 2009 |
I dey oh. . . Its just that body wan fu.k up |
Re: Mr 419 ! by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Apr 27, 2009 |
my gawd! big father has exposed my racket! |
Re: Mr 419 ! by romsky: 11:21am On Apr 27, 2009 |
dani e be lyk say all ya bolt don worn out lola mo wa pa d girl don vex say i no call o |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Lolabbey: 12:54pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
no mind d gal jare,make she go rest,i don see ona two tackle sef |
Re: Mr 419 ! by romsky: 12:59pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
na so lyf be |
Re: Mr 419 ! by Lolabbey: 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
no wahala |
Re: Mr 419 ! by sylve11: 1:25pm On Apr 27, 2009 |
wahala dey o! |
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