Shollyps:
Chelsea fans be like : who need Capital One Cup when
you'r about to win EPL and UEFA champions

UCL? In their dreams.

ekperi84:
i think there's a conspiracy amongst the players to frustrate mourninho, sorry! mourinho out of chelsea. chelsea players were too dull in the match...

exactly my thought

[size=18pt]If Chelsea don't win against Liverpool, I'm afraid Mourinho will change from Special One to Expired one. #CFCLive #CFC #bbcfootball[/size]

Oboy Chelsea donpoo for hand.10 against 11.

The noise makers on this thread are mostly Assnal fans who got their arses handed over to them. Iranu

Hmmm, nawa ooo. .. Nt againnnnnnnnnn...Sometin is indeed wrong somewhere.

coded01:
Journalist: You were beaten again!

Mourinho: My players were tired

Journalist: Do you blame it on your poor performance in the EPL? Considering your team is the defending champion!

Mourinho: I don't know but I blame Wenger for putting such a bad performance against Sheffield Wednesday a championship side...

Journalist: You didn't watch the game!

Mourinho: I could feel it...

Journalist: Is that why Chelsea lost?

Mourinho: I don't like your question, but the best team lost...

Journalist: Against a team that played the later stages of the night with only 10 players?

Mourinho: No they were still 11 players...

Journalist: How?

Mourinho: The Referee...

Journalist: *Smh* Do you feel the pressure at the moment?

Mourinho: What pressure? No! No one can sack me. I repeat no one.

Journalist: Why?

Mourinho: Because I am the special one...

For your information... Abramovich would hand him his sack letter after watching this interview...

Journalist: Do you blame Hazard for missing that penalty?

Mourinho: No I blame Mikel for allowing him to play that penalty...

Journalist: Why do you blame another player for his woes?

Mourinho: I think you don't know football...

Journalist: Is that why you snubbed last EPL post-match interview?

Mourinho: *Angrily leaves*

Journalist: Thank you Jose

Mourinho: Don't thank me, thank Wenger...

…LWTMB

Chaysee go just dey lose matches like say na wetin their forefathers write for their 'will' pass on to them. Useless club with no magnitude nor direction. . See, Carroll wey last score against now relegated Hull City almost 10months ago, na im dey score winner against Chaysee. Kai! Na im be say if to say Iniesta catch Chaysee during him football bald head spell, him for score too. This team is taking uselessness to another level entirely. A level QPR will be ashamed to attain sef. When last did that useless team score the first goal in a match? They've now had a player sent off 4 times already this season. Haha.. It's one thing for a small club to have an off and on season, and eventually relegate, whilst it's a different thing entirely for a small club to be showing serious relegation determined form. Chaysee is doing the latter. They be like "we've watched the likes of QPR take what's rightfully ours. We won't sit down and watch that happen any longer" . Chaysee fans talk say with Zouma for RB, u fit start ur generator without fuel.. Dey count clean sheets against Aston Villa and Kyiv, like say those ones follow.. Rubbish! . Some Chaysee players be like : "I am Begovic and I like to concede goals, deal with it!" John Terry when asked about Chaysee's current form and the prospects of being relegated, had this to say "Anton Ferdinand plays in the Championship, doesn't he? So no, I don't think I wanna play there, because..." John Terry who was yet to finish his speech, was interrupted by Mikel, who pushed him away, and had this to say "TA! Sharrap, Terry wetin u know? U no wan play for Championship, u dey mad!!! As for me, I want to play in the Championship. It has always been my dream. Everyday after Chaysee's match, I will see 14 missed calls from my mum, and some text messages, which read "Obi, are u still a footballer? Come home and come and farm now, every time when we're watching Super sports, we no dey see u." and Terry says he doesn't want to play in the Championship? He's mad! They hardly show Championship matches in Nigeria. So I'm sure I won't be getting those messages from my mum." Mikel angrily told sky. . As for Lose' Mourinho, that one is proof that grey hair doesn't necessarily mean old age and wisdom. For Lose' its a sign that stupidity can meet up with one at any stage in life. All u have to do is apply urself. I no know why that referee send am go West Ham board of directors stands. Person wey dem suppose send go the middle of where West Ham- Chaysee like fans dey, make person give am R.K.O all in the name of jubilation when West Ham score their second goal. Hahahahahaha.. Who see Muniru face when Tamer Hassan dey take that impromptu selfie with am? Muniru con fat for cheeks. All the things wey him wan talk don hang for him belle. E just be like that community shield game against Arsenal wey him open mouth. U know say that him mouth na DVD, but that day 'no disc'. This weekend no disc too. Them give Matic red card Mourinho begin sing hymns for inside him mind. Him know say if him play wrong clip for that him DVD mouth, na wahala. Assistant Manager wan begin ginger, Mourinho just dey look am how Mikel take look Terry that day. For Mourinho mind him dey talk say "e be like this one still get money sha, them never fine u' . Special one wey like to dey travel everywhere. Abeg do go Fernabache make them send u go stands with Galatasary fans.. Nobody go dey talk about pig head for El Clasico again. Na Mourinho head go be the new gist. Rubbish club win one match for August, win one September, win one November (so far) but that may increase to two, because their next match na against another very useless club. P.S - CHAYSEE'S SCRIPT ENDS HERE.. . 1-1verp0-0l. This is another very useless club. Jurgen Klopp say him be the 'normal one'. Hahahahahaha.. By the time wey him go leave that club, if him no craze e go remain small. Club wey make a whole proper British man like Brendan Rogers forget all the vocabulary wey him know for this life, that one con dey shout "character" for every press conference, u think say na small thing? Look their legends na, Michael Owen dey think and talk with him armpit. That club nearly crash him thinking faculty. Shey na Carragher we wan talk? Club wey a whole Gerrard wey no too dey collect red card, enter collect yellow and red within 45seconds. Gerrard see Demba Ba, slip, u think say na ordinary something? Win match begin cry.. Even Suarez wey be vampire cry for that club.. That club no be here o. Na our brother Awoniyi we go dey pray for now. Nothing kuku concern Sturridge. Him own na to dance, lick lips, go hospital, enter pitch with back, lick lips, dance again - Repeat.. U say make him kill himself? Club wey don neutralize the small talent wey Coutinho been get, now na only shot that one dey play. Nothing again. Kaka wey be pastor for Sao Paolo, na im dey collect Coutinho spot for national team. Same team wey dem Dante don play for, Coutinho no fit enter. Small time now na him go dey help Mignolet play goalkicks. Him face don dey wrinkle sef. The burden of playing for a poo club. Club wey make 19yr old boy born 3 pikin straight, con still make the boy begin smoke wetin big pass am. U think Bricklayers and Farmers are doing a tasking job? Try playing for Liverpool. . The club so bad, that reeling out their stats alone looks like a troll. Commentator said : Liverpool's last 8games has been 1-1, 1-1, 3-2, 0-0, 1-1, 1-1, 1-1 and now 1-1. Is this a club? My God!!! I don talk say I no go dey troll Liverpool again because they're useless without limitations. But Chaysee's uselessness dragged me into theirs. . Brace urself fams, next week, hopelessness meets uselessness. 12:45pm local time. Bye bye.

What a shame on the supposed EPL Champions...crappy team, common Stoke City with 10players for that matter

bye bye to Chelsea -mourinho

I dnt know,, I just have this joy whenever Chelsea lose a match,, cnt explain it.. It's more than winning a lottery... Thank you hazard for making my night.....

hahahaha

what excites me most is chelshit next 3 fixtures.Liverpool Kiev n stoke again........all loseable games.I'm having a blast.....go chelshit!!!!

Vanishing spray lasted longer than Eden Hazard's supposed top, top form.

Nickymezor:
Hmmm, nawa ooo. .. Nt againnnnnnnnnn...Sometin is indeed wrong somewhere.

I tell you

inimitkel:
What a shame on the supposed EPL Champions...crappy team, common Stoke City with 10players for that matter

What is this one saying, make una dey hate with clear mind na. Stoke got their dismissal towards the end of regular time and it wasn't as if it was undeserved

So4baba:
I dnt know,, I just have this joy whenever Chelsea lose a match,, cnt explain it.. It's more than winning a lottery... Thank you hazard for making my night.....

you are wicked....to be candid,he also made my night.

tola9ja:

hauzubilahi

looooool.

Mourinho better bring back Eva Caneiro..This one wey hazard dey play like Oloriburuku..d guy is missing his Olosho

Funjosh:



I tell you

The god of soccer seems to hv departed frm Chelsea...it really sucks

Nawa o:-/

cherieb2:
Chelsea is finished. Kudos to Stoke...with 10men

With 10 men still Chelsea lost to stoke. This is unbelievable!!! I have not known what is wrong with the blues this season. They have the performing players yet they lose matches. Why? Does it mean Mourinho is no more a good tactician?

hahaha

10 men Stoke beat full-blooded A+ team Chelsea Blue black. Chelsea has become an extension of Nigeria super eagle. It's time for MaurInho to bench his first team and rely on his second team.

uzolexis:
Hazard,God punish you

Bae,da guy want morinho to be gat sacked.....Longtyme?

Has Chelsea Fans Suddenly gone to sleep? thought this trend was for Chelsea?
Please wake them up........

Hazard! Choi...dude gotta leave that useless club...tho i think he is useless too.. ..dmcdad,a40,krasid,mukina2,AdeLaNa1,coded01 and co come follow me dance okamfo o!

Afz9095:
Harrysong- Reggae Blues
remix ft. Mourinho
Chorus.
Afta d matches face d boo (d
blues, d blues)
Make u do as I do (I do, U
do)
Enjoy d matches Chelsea
lose(d blues, don lose)
Share d pts n score d goals
(d pts d goals)
Every team wana win (d
blues d blues)
As far as terry dey play
(dey play dey play)
strikers o pop champagne
oo…. Aahhh haaa
Verse1.
Bobo c Carrol wey dem dey
boo(dey boo dey boo)
He don turn Amokachi d bull(d
bull d bull)
Mourinho dnt know wat to do
(to do to do)
Oga Abrahimovic just dey
look (dey look dey look)
If cahil play dem must lose
(must lose must lose)
stoke na tiger bitee d blues
(d blues d blues)
Oya now Dem Hazard ooo
He don taya ooooo
If roman no sack jose Dem
go still dey lose.
Jesu

u too sabi sing

MCJIKEL22:
Hazard! Choi...dude gotta leave that useless club...tho i think he is useless too.. ..dmcdad,a40,krasid,mukina2,AdeLaNa1,coded01 and co come follow me dance okamfo o!

Way ahead of u bro.
Dancing....