You mean they lost even with Pedro

When Chelsea signed pedro they thought/felt they had signed Messi!

Insulting Man utd just because they signed an average player that's over rated..

If Pedro wasn't an average player, he wouldn't have left Barca. He would have out shun either Neymar OR Suarez Not to Mention MESSI. He left because he knew he wasn't their standard.

Yet, English League got elevated by the arrival of An Average Player [Pedro].

coded01:
Journalist: You were beaten again! *Thinking* Isn't he tired?

Mourinho: My players were tired

Journalist: Do you blame it on Chelsea's worst start to the season? Considering your team is the defending champion!

Mourinho: I don't know but I blame Wenger for putting such a bad performance against Sheffield Wednesday a championship side...

Journalist: You didn't watch the game!

Mourinho: I could feel it...

Journalist: Is that why Chelsea lost?

Mourinho: I don't like your question, but the best team lost...

Journalist: Against a team that played the later stages of the night with only 10 players?

Mourinho: No! Didn't you see they were still 11 players...

Journalist: How?

Mourinho: The Referee...

Journalist: *Shakes his head* Do you feel the pressure at the moment?

Mourinho: What pressure? No! No one can sack me. I repeat no one.

Journalist: Why?

Mourinho: Because I am the special one...

For your information... Abramovich would hand him his sack letter after watching this interview...

Journalist: Do you blame Hazard for missing that penalty?

Mourinho: No I blame Mikel for allowing him to play that penalty...

Journalist: Why do you blame another player for his woes?

Mourinho: I think you don't know football...

Journalist: Is that why you snubbed last EPL's post-match interview?

Mourinho: *Angrily leaves*

Journalist: Thank you Jose

Mourinho: Don't thank me, thank Wenger...

Journalist: How do you feel about this match?

Mikel: I feel manipulated...

Journalist: What do you mean?

Mikel: This team won titles last season while I was neglected to the bench... But now they seem to be doing badly, suddenly I was remembered...

Journalist: *Nods his head* I understand you feel brained-washed. Mourinho blames you for Hazard's penalty miss...

Mikel: *Faces the camera* Mourinho you think you are doing me... No! You are doing yourself...

Journalist: Thank you

Mikel: Thank you too.

AdeLaNa1:
Way ahead of u bro.
Dancing....

Tval how far na? Talk na biko...

MCJIKEL22:
Hazard! Choi...dude gotta leave that useless club...tho i think he is useless too.. ..dmcdad,a40,krasid,mukina2,AdeLaNa1,coded01 and co come follow me dance okamfo o!

Vote Hazard for PFA Player of the year...

Lol. It's sadly obvious we are going from the sublime to the ridiculous. Thanks Hazard for the miss eh. I can now return to the book i was reading.

Still remain a faithful fan of chelsea.

coded01:




Vote Hazard for PFA Player of the year...

I think the dude even desevers the ballon d'or...we can make this happen bro,let the champagne begin

Epaul:
Lol. We are going from the sublime to the ridiculous. Thanks Hazard for the miss eh. I can now return to the book i was reading.

Still remain a faithful fan of chelsea.

Bros, we are all in it together ... the beautiful game can sometimes be painful to us fans ... that's why we savor the victories when they come and look for other ways to cope when the team we root for struggles ......
#CFC 4 life ...

Largas:

Barca fan?





But all barca fans I know short like midget messi

i am one bt far taller than 3 of u join 2gether. hw come?

AdeLaNa1:
Way ahead of u bro.
Dancing....

Na because i call you..make me sef begin dance...I am feeling good tonight

MCJIKEL22:
I think the dude even desevers the ballon d'or...we can make this happen bro,let the campaigne begin

4rmthewest:
Chaysee go just dey lose matches like say na wetin
their forefathers write for their 'will' pass on to
them. Useless club with no magnitude nor direction.
. See, Carroll wey last score against now relegated
Hull City almost 10months ago, na im dey score
winner against Chaysee. Kai! Na im be say if to say
Iniesta catch Chaysee during him football bald head
spell, him for score too. This team is taking
uselessness to another level entirely. A level QPR
will be ashamed to attain sef. When last did that
useless team score the first goal in a match? They've
now had a player sent off 4 times already this
season. Haha.. It's one thing for a small club to have
an off and on season, and eventually relegate, whilst
it's a different thing entirely for a small club to be
showing serious relegation determined form.
Chaysee is doing the latter. They be like "we've
watched the likes of QPR take what's rightfully ours.
We won't sit down and watch that happen any
longer" . Chaysee fans talk say with Zouma for RB, u
fit start ur generator without fuel.. Dey count clean
sheets against Aston Villa and Kyiv, like say those
ones follow.. Rubbish! . Some Chaysee players be
like : "I am Begovic and I like to concede goals, deal
with it!" John Terry when asked about Chaysee's
current form and the prospects of being relegated,
had this to say "Anton Ferdinand plays in the
Championship, doesn't he? So no, I don't think I
wanna play there, because..." John Terry who was
yet to finish his speech, was interrupted by Mikel,
who pushed him away, and had this to say "TA!
Sharrap, Terry wetin u know? U no wan play for
Championship, u dey mad!!! As for me, I want to
play in the Championship. It has always been my
dream. Everyday after Chaysee's match, I will see 14
missed calls from my mum, and some text
messages, which read "Obi, are u still a footballer?
Come home and come and farm now, every time
when we're watching Super sports, we no dey see
u." and Terry says he doesn't want to play in the
Championship? He's mad! They hardly show
Championship matches in Nigeria. So I'm sure I
won't be getting those messages from my mum."
Mikel angrily told sky. . As for Lose' Mourinho, that
one is proof that grey hair doesn't necessarily mean
old age and wisdom. For Lose' its a sign that
stupidity can meet up with one at any stage in life.
All u have to do is apply urself. I no know why that
referee send am go West Ham board of directors
stands. Person wey dem suppose send go the
middle of where West Ham- Chaysee like fans dey,
make person give am R.K.O all in the name of
jubilation when West Ham score their second goal.
Hahahahahaha.. Who see Muniru face when Tamer
Hassan dey take that impromptu selfie with am?
Muniru con fat for cheeks. All the things wey him
wan talk don hang for him belle. E just be like that
community shield game against Arsenal wey him
open mouth. U know say that him mouth na DVD,
but that day 'no disc'. This weekend no disc too.
Them give Matic red card Mourinho begin sing
hymns for inside him mind. Him know say if him
play wrong clip for that him DVD mouth, na wahala.
Assistant Manager wan begin ginger, Mourinho just
dey look am how Mikel take look Terry that day. For
Mourinho mind him dey talk say "e be like this one
still get money sha, them never fine u' . Special one
wey like to dey travel everywhere. Abeg do go
Fernabache make them send u go stands with
Galatasary fans.. Nobody go dey talk about pig head
for El Clasico again. Na Mourinho head go be the
new gist. Rubbish club win one match for August,
win one September, win one November (so far) but
that may increase to two, because their next match
na against another very useless club. P.S -
CHAYSEE'S SCRIPT ENDS HERE.. . 1-1verp0-0l. This is
another very useless club. Jurgen Klopp say him be
the 'normal one'. Hahahahahaha.. By the time wey
him go leave that club, if him no craze e go remain
small. Club wey make a whole proper British man
like Brendan Rogers forget all the vocabulary wey
him know for this life, that one con dey shout
"character" for every press conference, u think say
na small thing? Look their legends na, Michael Owen
dey think and talk with him armpit. That club nearly
crash him thinking faculty. Shey na Carragher we
wan talk? Club wey a whole Gerrard wey no too dey
collect red card, enter collect yellow and red within
45seconds. Gerrard see Demba Ba, slip, u think say
na ordinary something? Win match begin cry.. Even
Suarez wey be vampire cry for that club.. That club
no be here o. Na our brother Awoniyi we go dey
pray for now. Nothing kuku concern Sturridge. Him
own na to dance, lick lips, go hospital, enter pitch
with back, lick lips, dance again - Repeat.. U say
make him kill himself? Club wey don neutralize the
small talent wey Coutinho been get, now na only
shot that one dey play. Nothing again. Kaka wey be
pastor for Sao Paolo, na im dey collect Coutinho
spot for national team. Same team wey dem Dante
don play for, Coutinho no fit enter. Small time now
na him go dey help Mignolet play goalkicks. Him
face don dey wrinkle sef. The burden of playing for a
poo club. Club wey make 19yr old boy born 3 pikin
straight, con still make the boy begin smoke wetin
big pass am. U think Bricklayers and Farmers are
doing a tasking job? Try playing for Liverpool. . The
club so bad, that reeling out their stats alone looks
like a troll. Commentator said : Liverpool's last
8games has been 1-1, 1-1, 3-2, 0-0, 1-1, 1-1, 1-1 and
now 1-1. Is this a club? My God!!! I don talk say I no
go dey troll Liverpool again because they're useless
without limitations. But Chaysee's uselessness
dragged me into theirs. . Brace urself fams, next
week, hopelessness meets uselessness. 12:45pm
local time. Bye bye.

lol

agrovick:

Hahaha! The question got me rolling on the floor.
Read between the lines, I didn't say losing Eva is the problem, it's Mourinho not owning up to his shortcomings that is the problem. Comprehende?

genius, how about you tell me his shortcomings?


We are talking about a man who built a title winning team in just 2 seasons. A feat Liverpool have been trying for over 20 years while spending more than half a billion pounds

coded01:

cheers bro!..dmcdad no wan comment?,shey na because of that chelshit guy wey attack am that day?

MCJIKEL22:
cheers bro!..dmcdad no wan comment?,shey na because of that chelshit guy wey attack am that day?

Baba dey like stay for e side *Barca thread*...

tola9ja:
STOKE KNOCK CHELSEA OUT OF THE LEAGUE CUP

Loic Remy's goal only delayed Chelsea's exit. The holders are out and things just get worse for Jose Mourinho!

see as those men and mourinho tight face like secret cult members.

Well hopelessness will be playing uselessness during the weekend. I sha predict a draw.

uzolexis:


But my love for Chelsea is unconditional.

You wan familiar small. Are you onyinye's sister?

Sack Mourinho

https://www.nairaland.com/2695678/why-mourinho-should-sacked#39432878

Chelsea have became a Laughing Stoke hahaha

I initially misread the title, I thought it was Chelsea that won. Omo, LWKMD, I might start watching football again 'cause these losses sound comical.

uzolexis:
Hazard,God punish you

Hazard is a Belgian just like you and he was the best Chelsea player last year too.

Breaking news - Christian benteke suffered a fresh injury blow and will miss Chelsea match . This means all Liverpool striker are all injured ( Daniel sturridge , benteke , danny ings , Henderson.

As usual, not surprising. Oh, what a useless and worthless club!

Human beings still dey support this club?

As e be so, just imagine say person dey support Super Eagles and Chelshit. No be die that person dey so?

MCJIKEL22:
Hazard! Choi...dude gotta leave that useless club...tho i think he is useless too.. ..dmcdad,a40,krasid,mukina2,AdeLaNa1,coded01 and co come follow me dance okamfo o!

Babe you dey miss walai!

With their sharp demise and the way they are going down, they are hell-bent on discovering diamond at Stamford Bridge.

cao:
I initially misread the title, I thought it was Chelsea that won. Omo, LWKMD, I might start watching football again 'cause these losses sound comical.

akthedream:

Chelsea have became a Laughing Stoke hahaha

Bros, its not as easy as that. Do you think if it were that easy Abramovich wouldnt have sacked him long before now?

He would have to be paid something in the region of 40mil Euros.

Na you wan pay that kind money?

vision2050:
Sack Mourinho


https://www.nairaland.com/2695678/why-mourinho-should-sacked#39432878