Already flexing the party.

AdeLaNa1:
Way ahead of u bro.
Dancing....

Spot on.

coded01:




Vote Hazard for PFA Player of the year...

MCJIKEL22:
cheers bro!..dmcdad no wan comment?,shey na because of that chelshit guy wey attack am that day?

Maka why na? As wetin him be? If him know who I be, no be run him go dey run?

Frankly, I dey like maintain my lane for our thread. Other club threads no concern me at all, except on some few occasions.

Them never tire to dey lose ni?

coded01:


Baba dey like stay for e side *Barca thread*...

Juliaann:
I knew it gonna sleep like a baby tonight

Lmao...
Damn!!! Of that's really you at dp then you just fine mehn...

Bamz:
I'm not sure this is a Chelsea thread. So many anti Chelsea peeps on here. You guys should go create another thread specially for trolling.

Tough times don't last... if it's not blue, it will be. KTBFFH

No man...all the chelsea fans are just quite..
They are ashamed..
Am a manu fan..and last season mk dons cleared us out of the cup with 4 goals..shiitt like this happen..
The chelsea fans are too ashamed to comment..

uzolexis:
Hazard,God punish you

are u a Chelsea fan?

I've seen d likes of Kaka, Rinaldo, Messi, etc missed a decisive spot kick .so Hazard z no different

helloooo, i tot the promo has ended.

You can't compare yourself with God and still expect yourself to progress, I am not a religious person but it's a mystery I have noticed. God doesn't joke with his credits, the moment you start taking his credits he will show you He's God. When titanic was designed the designers said even God couldn't sink it, it didn't survive it's first voyage, The beetles bragged that they are now popular than Jesus and from that point we know what happened, so many instance.

That fool jose morinho called himself everything possible but has bitten more than he can chew by calling himself THE ONLY ONE, just watch, unless God changes his mind. God is the only one. Am just saying always give credit to God for all your success.

luvola:
Breaking news - Christian benteke suffered a fresh injury blow and will miss Chelsea match . This means all Liverpool striker are all injured ( Daniel sturridge , benteke , danny ings , Henderson.

What of Origin, sorry, Origi?

Please somebody should tell Mourinho (d self styled special one) to recall or apologise to d medical crew he sacked. The gods of chelsea r not happy. Just an advice from concerned football fan though not chelsea
The Oracle have spoken

Shollyps:
Chelsea is going to League 2...But but Hazard is better
than Ronaldo

which Ronaldo are u talking about?
all Chelsea fans always looking for excuses when dey fail....no be only Ronaldo..he better pass Pele...what rubbish..BTW ...can't remember when Ronaldo last missed a penalty.. ooyin Chelshït fan

Ameko4ever:
And Hazard takes Mourinho closer to the labour market.

Haba! Nawa you ooooooo. Na so promo dey quick finish?

hereiam:
helloooo, i tot the promo has ended.

cherieb2:
Chelsea is finished. Kudos to Stoke...with 10men

I'd love to hear who or what 'The Mouthy One ' blames for this lose. they were one man up for upwards 40 minutes.

Bro, that's sarcasm there.

buskie13:
which Ronaldo are u talking about?
all Chelsea fans always looking for excuses when dey fail....no be only Ronaldo..he better pass Pele...what rubbish..BTW ...can't remember when Ronaldo last missed a penalty.. ooyin Chelshït fan

dmcdad:
Bro, that's sarcasm there.

except that..but I'm happy Chelsea lost

Dis baba olowo no get sense. He sacks wen hes not suppose to. Is he not suppose to sack mou now? Mtchewwwwww

kobonaire:
Bros, we are all in it together ...the beautiful game can sometimes be painful to us fans ... that's why we savor the victories when they come and look for other ways to cope when the team we root for struggles ......
#CFC 4 life ...

Spot on. Been taking the rough with the smooth myself as we keep taking the punches, even though I feel a bit more like a fellow who had long been as cool as cucumber but is now at the end of his teether. To think we were ahead of the pack last season. To say it's painful is a litotes.

#CFC. Warm regards.

coded01:
Journalist: You were beaten again! *Thinking* Isn't he tired?

Mourinho: My players were tired

Journalist: Do you blame it on Chelsea's worst start to the season? Considering your team is the defending champion!

Mourinho: I don't know but I blame Wenger for putting such a bad performance against Sheffield Wednesday a championship side...

Journalist: You didn't watch the game!

Mourinho: I could feel it...

Journalist: Is that why Chelsea lost?

Mourinho: I don't like your question, but the best team lost...

Journalist: Against a team that played the later stages of the night with only 10 players?

Mourinho: No! Didn't you see they were still 11 players...

Journalist: How?

Mourinho: The Referee...

Journalist: *Shakes his head* Do you feel the pressure at the moment?

Mourinho: What pressure? No! No one can sack me. I repeat no one.

Journalist: Why?

Mourinho: Because I am the special one...

For your information... Abramovich would hand him his sack letter after watching this interview...

Journalist: Do you blame Hazard for missing that penalty?

Mourinho: No I blame Mikel for allowing him to play that penalty...

Journalist: Why do you blame another player for his woes?

Mourinho: I think you don't know football...

Journalist: Is that why you snubbed last EPL's post-match interview?

Mourinho: *Angrily leaves*

Journalist: Thank you Jose

Mourinho: Don't thank me, thank Wenger...

Lol! Guy you hilarious but this interview, was it for real?

VickyRotex:


See you!!!

lol.
sweetheart, I like you but I dislike Mourinho's attitude of not realising that the ground slips

hmm

To all Chelsea Fans,Application form to man u,man city and arsenal is free,u are free to join. Lol

Up stokecity. Their papa.

So stoke give chelsea stroke yesterday?? Na wa oo. Mourinho abeg come coach kano pillars, biko!

uzolexis:
Hazard,God punish you

Sawwie eh! Take my handkerchief pls

I'm glad and joyful they did.

buskie13:
except that..but I'm happy Chelsea lost

Juliaann:
go and sleep

E pain am

FOREXMART:
You can't compare yourself with God and still expect yourself to progress, I am not a religious person but it's a mystery I have noticed. God doesn't joke with his credits, the moment you start taking his credits he will show you He's God. When titanic was designed the designers said even God couldn't sink it, it didn't survive it's first voyage, The beetles bragged that they are now popular than Jesus and from that point we know what happened, so many instance.

That fool jose morinho called himself everything possible but has bitten more than he can chew by calling himself THE ONLY ONE, just watch, unless God changes his mind. God is the only one. Am just saying always give credit to God for all your success.

TRASH
Didn't Kanye compare himself with God? Didn't he even name his album yeezus? Nigerians and their useless ways of going spiritually on everything. So cos he called himself the only one now means he is been spiritual about it.

You need help and you need it pretty fast