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Prostitute at Bar by Odeku(m): 9:41pm On Oct 29, 2005
A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.

When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that she wants $75.

"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I do have $10 on me, will you take that?"

"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws the guy out.

Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes the guy.

She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash you'll pick up for $10."
Re: Prostitute at Bar by sweetnini(f): 12:05am On Oct 30, 2005
very funny
@odeku i think u like going to the bar smiley
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Odeku(m): 12:50am On Oct 30, 2005
there is nothing wrong with hanging out.
Re: Prostitute at Bar by layi(m): 4:33am On Oct 30, 2005
Thats why you all have hang-overs. tongue
Re: Prostitute at Bar by sweetnini(f): 11:48am On Oct 30, 2005
smiley @layi
@odeku there is nothing wrong in hanging out
Re: Prostitute at Bar by fabian(f): 12:54pm On Oct 31, 2005
Hahahahaha! nice1
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Scorpio(f): 3:51pm On Nov 01, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Seun(m): 5:00pm On Nov 01, 2005
It may be funny to very youg girls who feel they are beautiful, but it's also a mean joke to those who are married and perhaps not so beautiful.
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Scorpio(f): 6:06pm On Nov 01, 2005
how?
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Rolly: 7:42pm On Nov 07, 2005
cheesy cheesy
Re: Prostitute at Bar by Odeku(m): 7:19pm On Nov 11, 2005
Seun, a married man, knows if his wife is ugly or sexy.
Re: Prostitute at Bar by lekjan(m): 10:35am On Nov 14, 2005
Too bad for the man sad
Re: Prostitute at Bar by clemcykul(f): 10:05am On Apr 16, 2008
poor wifey embarassed

@poster datz tyte grin grin keep em rowln in grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Prostitute at Bar by SamMilla1(m): 10:21am On Apr 16, 2008
clemcy is working on the archives today, weldone,
Re: Prostitute at Bar by tufe(m): 3:33pm On Apr 16, 2008
thanx clem

you too mushhhhhhhhhhhh

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