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Prostitute At Bar by SPIFF(m): 10:56am On Nov 09, 2007
A man stops off at a bar after work to have a couple of drinks. He starts talking to this woman, and even though the guy is married, he thinks she is so fine that he agrees to go back to her place.

When he gets to her place, he finds out that she is a prostitute and that she wants $75.

"Forget it," the man says, "you never told me you were a prostitute." "But I do have $10 on me, will you take that?"

"You won't get any decent prostitute for that," the hooker says. She throws the guy out.

Later that night, the man and his wife go out to dinner. While they are eating, the same prostitute who happens to also be eating there recognizes the guy.

She comes up to him and says, "See, I told you." "Look at the kind of trash you'll pick up for $10."
Re: Prostitute At Bar by ituen(m): 1:26pm On Nov 09, 2007
remixed joke
Re: Prostitute At Bar by freezy(m): 3:01pm On Nov 09, 2007
The guy na D.J. E jus dey remix dey go.
Re: Prostitute At Bar by clemcykul(f): 3:07pm On Nov 09, 2007
i bliv no more joke in this world again embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

nice remix though grin grin
Re: Prostitute At Bar by ituen(m): 3:08pm On Nov 09, 2007
My broda freezy, how udey
Re: Prostitute At Bar by Migines(m): 1:17am On Nov 10, 2007
Hmmm
Re: Prostitute At Bar by finekid(m): 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2007
What?! grin grin grin
Re: Prostitute At Bar by djcrooky(m): 10:29pm On Nov 11, 2007
no jokw on nairaland dat has not been posted b4
Re: Prostitute At Bar by clemcykul(f): 9:38am On Nov 12, 2007
are u sure DJCROOKIE
Re: Prostitute At Bar by showbobo(m): 9:43am On Nov 12, 2007
@Clem

Dont mind that one jare.what does he know??only to eat,sleep and think with his feet
Re: Prostitute At Bar by clemcykul(f): 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2007
ha ha lol grin grin showbobo shocked grin grin grin

dont let him catch you cheesy wink
Re: Prostitute At Bar by showbobo(m): 1:00pm On Nov 12, 2007
hiding from the big bully
Re: Prostitute At Bar by oloksman1(m): 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2007
FREEDOM TO ME-RIX

CALL IT REMIX,IF U LIKE


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