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Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Orikinla(m): 9:34am On Oct 24, 2015
Can a Man Be Too Big for A Small Woman?

Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Badgers14: 9:35am On Oct 24, 2015
Almost look like Shaq was Photoshopped grin grin grin

But that motherfúker is a giant met him once at a bar in Florida

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by 175(m): 9:35am On Oct 24, 2015
Hahahahah!
.
.
.


Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 9:35am On Oct 24, 2015
Wtf!!!
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by 175(m): 9:37am On Oct 24, 2015
Wait oooo. . .dat lady fit take d big bulge wey dey d guy waist level so? gringrin

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Shamstiel: 9:37am On Oct 24, 2015
Ha he will tear this girl ass oh
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 9:38am On Oct 24, 2015
oppression
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by sinaj(f): 9:39am On Oct 24, 2015
shocked



How can she manage a bj lipsrsealed
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by chocolateme(f): 9:40am On Oct 24, 2015
175:
Hahahahah!
.
.
.


Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!
lwkmd.. You just made my day dear. Funny u

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 9:43am On Oct 24, 2015
sinaj:
shocked


How can she manage a bj lipsrsealed
she sould do it while standing grin
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by 175(m): 9:43am On Oct 24, 2015
chocolateme:
lwkmd.. You just made my day dear. Funny u

Waow! Dats lovely. . .continue to have a nice day my dear!

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by deewhone(f): 9:45am On Oct 24, 2015
Not real
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by isblog(m): 9:48am On Oct 24, 2015
It would shock you how much a lady can take or withstand
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by ikombe: 9:52am On Oct 24, 2015
Badgers14:
Almost look like Shaq was Photoshopped grin grin grin

But that motherfúker is a giant met him once at a bar in Florida
oya wake up. Its just a dream grin

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by IamLEGEND1: 9:58am On Oct 24, 2015
very soon dem go charge this guy with involuntary manslaughter
Mark my words
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by yinkeys(m): 9:58am On Oct 24, 2015
sinaj:
shocked



How can she manage a bj lipsrsealed
You are hilarious
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by jascon1(m): 10:00am On Oct 24, 2015
175:
Wait oooo. . .dat lady fit take d big bulge wey dey d guy waist level so? gringrin
might not be big. Don't be fooled wink

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by viclawz(m): 10:14am On Oct 24, 2015
sinaj:
shocked


How can she manage a bj lipsrsealed
Naughty gurl
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by PapiDShipCapt(m): 10:18am On Oct 24, 2015
No be small Hiccup anytime shak go dey pound her under o.

That babe sef fit be agbakar with her tiny body... Na wa sha
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by bigass123(m): 11:10am On Oct 24, 2015
There's no such thing as "too big" for a woman... After 3 months of pounding.. The pvssy will adjust, the pvssy is elastic...
A baby's head passes through the pvssy opening from the womb and no matter how tiny or small a woman is.. She has the ability to give birth and be delivered of a baby.
So, stop the hype already.. She go swallow the man's anaconda live.. No shaking grin

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 12:33pm On Oct 24, 2015
Personally I think we can always find a way around it (i'm 5:1). I believe where there's a will there's a way
Chris Bosh is so Huge, I mean way huge and his Tiny wife Adrienne is pregnant with their 3rd child.
Vladmir Klitscho is Bigger than Hayden Panettinere but they found a way.

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by tpiah11: 12:35pm On Oct 24, 2015
175:
Hahahahah!
.
.
.


Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal
and our guests how
much we have learnt so far dis
year! Let’s do comparisons ....
So if I say small, you say small,
smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Students : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Students : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Students : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Students : “very good, very goodder,
very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Students : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh
goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Students : “stop it now, stop it
nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Students :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh
please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Students : “look at me, look at me-er,
look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Students : “what a disgrace, what a
disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Students : I don die, I don dier, I don
diest!!!
Teacher faint!




is this supposed to be funny?

I dont get it.

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Orikinla(m): 1:18pm On Oct 24, 2015
bigass123:
There's no such thing as "too big" for a woman... After 3 months of pounding.. The pvssy will adjust, the pvssy is elastic...
A baby's head passes through the pvssy opening from the womb and no matter how tiny or small a woman is.. She has the ability to give birth and be delivered of a baby.
So, stop the hype already.. She go swallow the man's anaconda live.. No shaking grin
What of his weight on her?
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Orikinla(m): 1:20pm On Oct 24, 2015
Amusaopeyemi:
Personally I think we can always find a way around it (i'm 5:1). I believe where there's a will there's a way
Chris Bosh is so Huge, I mean way huge and his Tiny wife Adrienne is pregnant with their 3rd child.
Vladmir Klitscho is Bigger than Hayden Panettinere but they found a way.

[size=28pt]Women, I hail una![/size] grin
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 1:22pm On Oct 24, 2015
Hmm, big teddy bear. Everyone likes a big teddy bear
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by faith551(m): 1:24pm On Oct 24, 2015
If banky-W's mum didn't die during child birth, then I don't think it can ever get so big that a woman can't take it.
It could be uncomfortable, but they'll always get used to it

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Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by bigass123(m): 1:25pm On Oct 24, 2015
Weight ke? undecided
Are you new in the business? No matter how big a man is.. The woman won't feel it during the act.. Maybe later but certainly not when the game is on. God is truly wonderful. Dem women are weight lifters. grin

Orikinla:

What of his weight on her?
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by gamaliel121(m): 1:28pm On Oct 24, 2015
Shaqq o' neal.. He is one huge motherfuckerrrr
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 1:43pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Hmm, big teddy bear. Everyone likes a big teddy bear
I disagree with you. Not because Shaquille O'neal is a bear is the reason every Shaunie must hunt for it.
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Oct 24, 2015
all4naija:

I disagree with you. Not because Shaquille O'neal is a bear is the reason every Shaunie must hunt for it.

Hunt for what?
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 1:49pm On Oct 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Hunt for what?
You know what I mean as an adult. I purposely leave the teddy out of the teddy bear.
Re: Can A Man Be Too Big For A Small Woman? by Nobody: 1:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
all4naija:
You know what I mean as an adult. I purposely leave the teddy out of the teddy bear.

Ok. Whatever. You sound like a short man, how tall are you? grin

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