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Hilarious Re-defined Job Description... Check Here by Princezoi(m): 3:32pm On Oct 24, 2015
BLEECH REPORTS.
To package ur self no be crime o
NEW JOB DESCRIPTION!!!
* GARDENER: Landscape Executive Officer
(LEO)

* HOUSEMAID: House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

* RECEPIONIST: Office Access Control
Manager (OACM)

* TYPIST: Printed Document Handler (PDH)

* MESSENGER : Business Comunications
Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

* WINDOW CLEANER: Transparent Wall
Technician (TWT)

* TEMPORARY TEACHER: Associate Tutor (AT)

* TEA BOY: Refreshment Specialist (RS)

* GARBAGE COLLECTOR: Public Sanitation
Engineer (PSE)

* WATCHMAN: Theft Prevention And
Survalliance Officer (TPSO)

* THIEF: Wealth Redistribution Expert (WRE)

* DRIVER: Automobile Propulsion Specialist
(APS)

* MAID: Domestic Operation Specialist (DOS)

DO NOT FORGET
* UNEMPLOYED: Town Surveyor (TS)

* GOSSIP: Research And Communcations
Manager (RSM)

* BAD BELLE PEOPLE: Research, Analyst And
Criticism Specialist (RACS)

* LOCAL DRUNK: AlcoholTesting And
Maintenance Excecutive (ATME)

* MECHANIC : Automotive Fault Tracing &
Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

* TAILOR : Couture Fabrication Specialist
(CFS)

* YAHOO BOY : International Wealth re-
Distribution Consultant (IWDC).

Pls add yours!!!!

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=481127598732164&id=379894615522130&refid=17

Cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: Hilarious Re-defined Job Description... Check Here by Rtopzy(f): 3:41pm On Oct 24, 2015
Very funny thumbs up
Re: Hilarious Re-defined Job Description... Check Here by Nobody: 3:42pm On Oct 24, 2015
Lol.... grin the transparent wall technician makes me laugh!
Re: Hilarious Re-defined Job Description... Check Here by Princezoi(m): 3:51pm On Oct 24, 2015
Rtopzy:
Very funny thumbs up
thank you

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