So, I got this incredible humorous pieces of advice from a friend, Samuel Okenwa

You just might want to relax , read and perhaps, add some useful tips for our ladies out there.

Dear ladies

1.Success is not sexually transmitted, so stop
sleeping with successful men and work hard.

2. Please do not wear the same weave for nine
months, its not pregnancy.

3. Half-naked girls are hot, well dressed girls
are
beautiful; hell is hot, heaven is beautiful.

4. Stop saying you cannot date a man who lives
with his mother; yet you're dating a man who lives
with his wife.

5. Do not look at what a guy drives but what
drives him.

6. Before You call a guy ugly, remember 95% of
Your beauty can be removed by a towel.

7. When you were in campus you dated married
men, when you get married you say you cant
share a man, relax ma sister it's pay time.

8. Lastly, learn to call and consult God and not
your neighbour....

Courtesy of www.thisvoice.net

You are on.point.