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24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 9:49pm On Oct 31, 2015
You might be skinny but u're not alone. Here are the 24 problems we face everyday
1. Stranger: "Wow, you're really skinny"
You: Yep, thanks 4 dat. Its not neccesarily offensive but do they think u havent noticed? So u nod and walk away.
2. Clothes can be a nightmare, u find a trouser with the right waist but length is always a few inches short. So you shut up and wear the stuff like dat.
3. People especially parents are asking if u're eating properly. Its not ur fault u have usain bolt-esque metabolism.
4. Whenever u go home, mum is constantly forcing u to eat.
5. But to shut dem up, u make a little effort by lifting weights.
6. You drink disgusting protein shakes.
7. Eat anytin u see.
8. And go some extreme lengths.
9. You even follow some pretty patronising workout routine
10. After six months later, u've lost 2 pounds again.
11. You can't wear a watch without looking ridiculous. Some iidiots wud even ask if ur watch is not heavy on ur hand
12. Bcuz u're small, u are always been asked to squeeze through gaps dat pple cant get in.
13. Wooden benches are ur enemy, u always get a butt pain when u sit on those.
14. Lacking natural insulation means u are always cold which is annoying
15. But not as annoying as people taking u for a weakling bcuz u're skinny.
16. Even the ladies refuse to fork u, they are afraid of catching "AIDS" bcuz u seriously look like a carrier of d disease.
17. People cant beat u up bcuz they'll constantly be hitting bones, which shud be to ur advantage but u still take it personal.
18. You wish u were a lady since even skinny ladies look more sexier.
19. People are afraid of giving u difficult tasks to carry out, they're definitely afraid u'll break. Wtf??
20. Your fellow men mock ur dry chest.
21. And u search all over the internet lookin 4 how to get a muscular chest.
22. You just have to take it as part of life since u've tried ur best.
23. But nobody understand and they'll keep talking.
24. But seriously, just ignore them!!!!

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 31, 2015
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by slimmyjimmy(m): 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2015
U start eating raw eggs cheesy
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 10:05pm On Oct 31, 2015
slimmyjimmy:
U start eating raw eggs cheesy
Lord! grin
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 10:06pm On Oct 31, 2015
Lols.

25. Folks tell ya fukcing is not for u. Say d more U release d Skinner u get. Yuck! cheesy

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by appliedscience(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2015
lol! all true! but have realise the more you ignore n worry less the better for you. just make sure you dont wait till u r so hungry before taking ur meals.
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by ufelove(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2015
shocked
slimmyjimmy:
U start eating raw eggs cheesy
gross
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 31, 2015
pinceprinz:
Lols.

25. Folks tell ya fukcing is not for u. Say d more U release d Skinner u get. Yuck! cheesy
LOL, but u just cant resist d temptation. And u keep gettin skinnier grin

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 10:18pm On Oct 31, 2015
Durentt:
LOL, but u just cant resist d temptation. And u keep gettin skinnier grin


angry

I don't go skinnier! I go fresher wink
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by SkinnyDude(m): 6:10am On Nov 01, 2015
bastard!!! yaeh, the op is a bastard
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by SkinnyDude(m): 6:13am On Nov 01, 2015
all these things dont worry me.. i have bigger things to worry about
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 7:40am On Nov 01, 2015
SkinnyDude:
all these things dont worry me.. i have bigger things to worry about
Na lie, every skinny guy is worried once in a while

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by ggrin(f): 7:46am On Nov 01, 2015
Ur yansh go flat pass chalkboard crygrin

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 8:18am On Nov 01, 2015
ggrin:
Ur yansh go flat pass chalkboard crygrin
Lol grin

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 10:27am On Nov 01, 2015
O.p u are right. Especially that number 20.

sometimes my silly friends wont just stop making a fuss about how skinny i am and how flat my ass and chest are. One even said my chest is an express road, wit no port holes.
The other said i shouldn't dare fu. Ck, that i might end up wit a broken waist or i might even die during the process.

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Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by SkinnyDude(m): 11:53am On Nov 01, 2015
Durentt:
Na lie, every skinny guy is worried once in a while
guy it doesn't worry me.. when people 'yab' me, i just laugh over it with them...
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Johnnoah1st: 11:57am On Nov 01, 2015
Durentt:
You might be skinny but u're not alone. Here are the 24 problems we face everyday
1. Stranger: "Wow, you're really skinny"
You: Yep, thanks 4 dat. Its not neccesarily offensive but do they think u havent noticed? So u nod and walk away.
2. Clothes can be a nightmare, u find a trouser with the right waist but length is always a few inches short. So you shut up and wear the stuff like dat.
3. People especially parents are asking if u're eating properly. Its not ur fault u have usain bolt-esque metabolism.
4. Whenever u go home, mum is constantly forcing u to eat.
5. But to shut dem up, u make a little effort by lifting weights.
6. You drink disgusting protein shakes.
7. Eat anytin u see.
8. And go some extreme lengths.
9. You even follow some pretty patronising workout routine
10. After six months later, u've lost 2 pounds again.
like someone said earlier, after several bid and fail attempt to make sense, u have finally make sense, congratulations!
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by 2dice(m): 12:08pm On Nov 01, 2015
Snoop Dogg vz Khalifa who skinny pass?
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 12:45pm On Nov 01, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
like someone said earlier, after several bid and fail attempt to make sense, u have finally make sense, congratulations!
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 12:46pm On Nov 01, 2015
2dice:
Snoop Dogg vz Khalifa who skinny pass?
OMG na wiz khalifa oooh. He's sooo tall (6ft 4inches) and soooo skinny (59kg)
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 12:48pm On Nov 01, 2015
Omagzee:
O.p u are right. Especially that number 20.

sometimes my silly friends wont just stop making a fuss about how skinny i am and how flat my ass and chest are. One even said my chest is an express road, wit no port holes.
The other said i shouldn't dare mess that i might end up wit a broken waist or i might even die during the process.

OMG grin so u dont mess right?? grin
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 1:05pm On Nov 01, 2015
I swear i no wiegh pass 50kg.. I hate being skinny
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by Nobody: 2:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
Durentt:
OMG grin so u dont mess right?? grin

actually it is Zap i wrote oooo
it was censored by N.L.
Re: 24 Everyday Problems Dat Only Skinny Guys Would Understand by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
I feel your pains. It is not easy to be skinny, most especially for the guys. At least if a girl is skinny, she can simply say she is a "super model" but for guy, you no fit escape ooh.
That said, i have seen guys who are extremely skinny but exude some form of "charming" personality and self-confidence that one can help but wonder this origin of such attributes.

Love yourself the way you are. You are always your number one lover.

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