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| If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 11:40am On Nov 01, 2015 |
After church service today, i got home as usual and took a dose of my book for an hour... (fast forward)... i later decided to rest before sojourning in the land of reading. It was kind of funny when this came to my naughty mind that if Nairaland was a church.... Seun will be the Daddy G.O... (u know wah i mean)... Lalasticlala ishilove the pastors in charge... (did you just mention chief whip  , ino dey there o)....chai! naijaboy go be our sunday school teacher.... errrmmm please remind me this guy's name, he is good at mentioning '10 things blah blah blah " in his thread,lol... thats our Gen sec cos we need 10 things to be saved.lol (tosyne2much i hail thee) cutehector i still the find post for you ooo... Profojah na women leader we go dash am.... i dey always forget d spelling of this my friend's name ireony abi? na she go be our choir coord so we can "see her very well"... God knows i can never put Farano, Rokiatu, prettythicksme, missclassy etc in front seat cos them no go let men concentrate on sermon.... (u know what i mean nah... ask me if u dont)... lemme take a water break... you can continue the list for me while i search for Usher's coord... cherrybrown i will definitely not pick you cos you too like romance... although that might bring more members sha... *winks*.... 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Elosky20: 11:42am On Nov 01, 2015 |
ok |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by fbtowner(m): 11:46am On Nov 01, 2015 |
Its like u just went to charge your phone in church today. Kontiniu 2 Likes |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by tosyne2much(m): 11:56am On Nov 01, 2015 |
Cutehector go be Woman wrapper Chief Whip  1 Like |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 11:57am On Nov 01, 2015 |
Introvert is going to be a deaconess |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Cutehector(m): 11:59am On Nov 01, 2015 |
tosyne2much:lol I just dey laff u... Ur next thread I go chyke babe insyd am.. |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by jantofubu(m): 12:02pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
 temitemi1 go be drummer, barcanister go dey carry offering box..1 Like |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by tosyne2much(m): 12:03pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Cutehector:I go drop am dis evening, but I fit assure you say you no go dey first page |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Cutehector(m): 12:04pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
tosyne2much:lol but I will derail it... |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by tosyne2much(m): 12:05pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Cutehector:Lalasticlala go send you go jail  |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 12:05pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Cutehector: ... Bros na church we dey o... no babes talk here.... ... I need to appoint usher quick... Aminat508 can still act for us Usher's coord |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Twill92 y wont u put me for front sit naw?  |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Cutehector(m): 12:07pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
tosyne2much:dat weird moniker was he high wen he formed it |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 12:08pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Ugliest:how on earth did i forget her and firsteva... i will put them in charge of time... i dont trust them with money would have made dem fin sec.... |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 12:12pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
prettythicksme:lol... i dont want you to be the "main" pulpit Men will be seeing while some other few men that are saint face the original pulpit.... so that church member wont be praising the ROD instead of LORD 2 Likes |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 12:12pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Twill92:yeah ... You can team her up with LadyF |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 12:22pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
just before the ministry move on... we have important announcement.... The church is in need of a Financial Secretary... interested candidate should see Bro Tosyne2much, Cutehector and naijaboy.... thanks NOTE: ladies are strongly advise not to see the 1st 2 names mentioned above.... and pls dont confuse Lalasticlala for naijaboy... (if u do, ur post no go fit crawl rich frontpage for the next 40yrs oooo) 1 Like |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Tallesty1(m): 12:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
If the church nah Roman Catholic then Lalasticlala will be an alter boy. The way he respond to mentions nah die. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Twill92:me? |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Stepsse(m): 2:15pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Me.....I go be member wey know as e dey go but go sempe for one corner dey look person wey go come church first(FTC)........sTc 1 Like |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by kamatofeelz(m): 2:49pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Oyo |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 6:09pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
firstEVA:Yes ke... still considering making you fin sec but pls dont tell anyone |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 6:33pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Twill92: |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by johnslick2: 9:43pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Just make me d treasurer/accountant... Afterall, i luv taking care of money.... |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by lalasticlala(m): 11:16pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Tallesty1: 4 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 11:21pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
 @Twill92, its spelt Naijaboiy and not Naijaboy... 1 Like |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Helkayklassic(m): 11:53pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Which post will you give Severusnape? |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 7:23am On Nov 02, 2015 |
Helkayklassic:that 1 pass my hand ooo... i will leave that to you.... |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 7:24am On Nov 02, 2015 |
Ebayray:thanks for the correction... just noticing the 'i' sha |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Twill92: 7:25am On Nov 02, 2015 |
johnslick2:we dont want a slick man behind our offering jor... can't wake up n find offering gone |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Nobody: 7:42am On Nov 02, 2015 |
| Re: If Nairaland Was A Church.... by Beesluv: 7:47am On Nov 02, 2015 |
lol |
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