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Some Hilarious Tweets From the̶̲̥̅̊ #kenyansvsnigerian On Twitter by Abayor7: 12:25pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Some hilarious tweets from the E-fight
between Kenyan and Nigeria.
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#KenyaVsNigeria
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The fastest mean of transport in Nigeria is
witchcraft #KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians … @johnnygachanja ,
if we hv 2 do this then lets take west
africa as a whole,fighting nigeria alone is
belittling.
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You cannot even tell whether they mean "
cheap or sheep " " chop or shop " " hi or eye "
Nigerians tho lol
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians 140 characters ain't
enough for Nigerians to say one sentence thing.
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Aye @JohnnyGachanja let's not bully our
brodas and sisters from the west.
#kenyansvsnigerians . The ground is not level
yoh.
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If it's on population and corruption
then.Nigeria win by default.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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It is only in Nigeria where people wear weaves
to differentiate between men and ladies
#KenyansVsNigerians.
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any Nigerian can mention"Judge"
Without saying "George", I'll delete my
account. #KenyansvsNigerians
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Paying bride price in Naija is so hard,
they may even ask for a legged snake to
appease the gods. #KenyansvsNigerians
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Its only in Nigerian movies tht u're shot on the
leg n start bleeding on the head
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians its only in Nigeria where
someone leaves for the city, comes back after
20yrs n gets the family dog still alive.
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#KenyansVsNigerians Its only in Nigeria where
ghosts looks right and left before crossing the
road.
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Kenyans beefing Nigerians on Twitter.
LMFAO..Alaba international market alone
generates more money than Kenya per annum.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyans started a beef with Nigerians, then
created a hashtag
#KenyansVsNigerians without Nigerians even
participating. Ekwensu behaviour.
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Kenyans dissing Nigerian music with the
hashtag #KenyansVsNigerians out of jealousy.
Whereas, nobody even knew Kenya had a music
industry.
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If this #KenyansVsNigerians " trend goes on, I
might have to call Diezeni to buy out kenya and
turn tha country to her servants quaters.
— M (@Mubaraqshehu_)
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Nigerian females be having Beyoncé
attitude with a face like Wesley snipes
#KenyansVsNigerians
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My God " @TWEET_BENDER :
The only mineral resource Kenya has is the
gold medal they won in Olympics.
#KenyansVsNigerians "
— Ellyn (@cute_ellyn)
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Kenyans taking turns to twitfight
Nigerians with one Laptop.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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A Kenyan woman's womb is like an oven, that's
why they give birth to burnt babies
#KenyansVsNigerians
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We Better stop Dissing These Kenyans..
Dey Re Protected By Animal Rights..
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyan flag looking like HERBAL DOCTOR
complimentary card #KenyansVsNigerians
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If u close your eyes u'll see many
kenyans staring at you
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians I was tryna stream a
Kenyan movie and wasted 10 minutes viewing a
black screen
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If all Nigerians stop working for 50years, Kenya
can never meet our standard
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyans shld write an apology letter2 Nigerians
askin 4 4gvness, using words like dear Brother
Nigeria or Aunty Nigeria
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians I wonder if Kenyans
would exist if there was no wild animals in
their country not dissing just saying lol.
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#KenyansVsNigerians the US presidential race
is a marathon thats why obama won he's
Kenyan and nigerians its not nupita its Lupita
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So I heard @MTNNG gave these Kenyans free
internet for a day. They don't know what else to
do with it, hence the #KenyansVsNigerians war.
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Heard Nigeria has the highest no. of
degree holders as Okada men. Kumbe they
give a degree for every exam passed.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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If boko harram were to land in Kenya they
would finish d whole country in 24hrs
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Honestly, I'm impressed that Kenyans now
have enough internet in their country to be
able to start a
#KenyansVsNigerians war on Twitter.
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#kenyansvsnigerians one Kenyan
somewhere trying to understand what twitter
even means..
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Retweeted Unilag engineer ( @RoyBosun ):
Kenyans Need Bleaching Creams to Look Like
GHANIANS #KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenya was winning the war at midnight cos
Nigerians couldn't see who they were
twitfighting. #KenyansVsNigerians
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@AkposTheComedia : Somebody said kenyas
wear engagement ring on their waist
#KenyansVsNigerians " I'm dead!!!
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@iMorowa How do you start a Rave in Kenya?
Tie a piece of chicken to the ceiling
#HungerGames
#KenyansVsNigerians
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it is believed that Kenyans can't get lost
because dey got the world map drawn on their
faces. #KenyansVsNigerians
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RT shinarambo231 In other to understand
people of kenya you really need to start
watching animal planet
#KenyansVsNigerians |
Re: Some Hilarious Tweets From the̶̲̥̅̊ #kenyansvsnigerian On Twitter by Nobody: 12:29pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
Lol... These Kenyans ehh? Dem no dey fear face |
Re: Some Hilarious Tweets From the̶̲̥̅̊ #kenyansvsnigerian On Twitter by jantofubu(m): 12:42pm On Nov 01, 2015 |
twz funny dat night ... |
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