A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Mûrasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth, but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guiness World Records.

According to indian officials, the man was born at home in the city of Bangalore on January 6th 1835, and is recorded to have lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.
“I have been alive so long, that my great grand-children have been dead for years” explains Mr Mûrasi. “Somehow death forgot about me… And now there’s hardly any hope left. Look at the statistics, nobody dies past 150, even less at 170. At that point, I guess I’m immortal or something. I might as well enjoy it!”

The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.

Sometimes you pray for death but it won't come

Mehn...... Make death carry d man na
E dey suffer sef

Stale!

Wow......death kips remembering youths and forgetting 'olds'

This man should forget death. death has more pressing issues.

Found in India ?


He bin loss before ??

Una don kill eyinbo finish for NL

dis one nor be enjoyment o

Indian jazz!

lmaooo, remain just 60 years for him to senior america

Make him dey enjoy life o jare. Death no like your face.

VickJames:
This man should forget death. death has more pressing issues.

. Aswear, you no well. Lmao

The man gravity forgets.

onweson:
A retired cobbler from northern India, Mahashta Mûrasi, claims he was born in January 1835, making him not only the oldest man on earth, but the oldest to have ever lived, according to the Guiness World Records.

According to indian officials, the man was born at home in the city of Bangalore on January 6th 1835, and is recorded to have lived in Vârânasî since 1903. He worked as a cobbler in the city until 1957, when he retired at the already venerable age of 122.
“I have been alive so long, that my great grand-children have been dead for years” explains Mr Mûrasi. “Somehow death forgot about me… And now there’s hardly any hope left. Look at the statistics, nobody dies past 150, even less at 170. At that point, I guess I’m immortal or something. I might as well enjoy it!”

The man’s birth certificate and identity cards all seem to confirm his version, but unfortunately no medical examination can confirm his saying for now. The last doctor Mister Mûrasi visited died in 1971, so there is little information available about his previous medical files.

all he needs is a phone call to shekau and he will be history

I thought those christian hypocrites said dat in the bible a man cannot live above 120 abi 110 then someone shud tell me what is this. Fake religions everywhere

Durentt:
I thought those christian hypocrites said dat in the bible a man cannot live above 120 abi 110 then someone shud tell me what is this. Fake religions everywhere

Soon, you'll learn you can't make a joke (or jest) about everything. Be careful what you say about Christianity dearie...

Durentt:
I thought those christian hypocrites said dat in the bible a man cannot live above 120 abi 110 then someone shud tell me what is this. Fake religions everywhere

no likes for it post,that the essence for the sh*t u put up there.

Satire article. I swear people will believe anything.

Lies from the pits of hell..........

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/oldest-person/

lawrenceunaa:
no likes for it post,that the essence for the sh*t u put up there.

meaning?

Darlx:


Soon, you'll learn you can't make a joke (or jest) about everything. Be careful what you say about Christianity dearie...

who is joking here with anybody. Hypocrite christians, give me a reply to my question or fork off pls

Durentt:
meaning?

ur post was senseless and ur "let-them-notice-me" agenda is futile

lawrenceunaa:
ur post was senseless and ur "let-them-notice-me" agenda is futile

shut up., hediiot. I didnt post to seek attention, i asked a simple question.. Now where are d christians?

this is punishment, God pls let the man rest in peace. this is a crazy world.

Durentt:
I thought those christian hypocrites said dat in the bible a man cannot live above 120 abi 110 then someone shud tell me what is this. Fake religions everywhere

Atheist hypocrite don't just spit rubbish... always back your quote with prove...

(' Christian hypocrite said') so Methuselah wey live up to 900years no dey Bible ??

Cybertext:

Atheist hypocrite don't just spit rubbish... always back your quote with prove...

(' Christian hypocrite said') so Methuselah wey live up to 900years no dey Bible ??

Another idiiot who doesnt read the bible. Go read Genesis 6 vs 3 before u quote me aqain

Should i believe this

Durentt:
Another idiiot who doesnt read the bible. Go read Genesis 6 vs 3 before u quote me aqain

You too mumu, your IQ must be less than two digits; learn to read thoroughly,

Cybertext:

You too mumu, your IQ must be less than two digits; learn to read thoroughly,

what is there to read again. I have proved to u my point here

Durentt:
what is there to read again. I have proved to u my point here

You proved nothing, even after the flood which was the reason God (which I'm sure you don't believe exist) cursed the children of the fallen angels not to live above 120years, Noah still lived for more than 300years (Genesis 9:28).


Like I said your IQ is low and I'm sure you won't understand all this.... so fvck off, between I'm a Muslim.