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I Promise Her Sex!!! by abercrombie(m): 8:57pm On Nov 07, 2015
i promise her sex but my mom said i should abstain from adultry.what do i do now?
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Keziehenry(m): 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2015
Go into your house, look for a long rope, knot the other end, tie the other end to a tree branch put ur head through the knotted end and hang urslf. Wasted sperm.

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Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by docmoses(m): 9:02pm On Nov 07, 2015
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Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:02pm On Nov 07, 2015
Use your big toe

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Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:04pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Use your big toe

Falls from Burj Khalifa grin grin grin
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:06pm On Nov 07, 2015
Drop her number. Some of us nuh dey listen to our mommas grin grin grin

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Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:07pm On Nov 07, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


Falls from Burj Khalifa grin grin grin

Lol, what can I say? A promise is a promise after all
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by abercrombie(m): 9:08pm On Nov 07, 2015
i knw sure weda u even dy qo ur mama message
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:13pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Lol, what can I say? A promise is a promise after all

You betcha. He musta been tryin' to convince himself it ain't adultery. My naughty friend says it ain't if she ain't older. Lmao
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


You betcha. He musta been tryin' to convince himself it ain't adultery. My naughty friend says it ain't if she ain't older. Lmao

Hahaha. Ditto!
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:19pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. Ditto!

He promised her sex? That shii goh me laughin' like i ain't never laughed before grin grin grin
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by jonaifame22(m): 9:20pm On Nov 07, 2015
Rules are meant to be broken undecided
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:20pm On Nov 07, 2015
abercrombie:
i knw sure weda u even dy qo ur mama message

You say?
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


He promised her sex? That shii goh me laughin' like i ain't never laughed before grin grin grin

IKR grin

Like it's gonna be something special. An out of this world experience. Makes me think of that Young Money song- I can make your bed rock.
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by fawaazsanni(m): 9:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:


IKR grin

Like it's gonna be something special. An out of this world experience. Makes me think of that Young Money song- I can make your bed rock.
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by obiorathesubtle: 9:31pm On Nov 07, 2015
A friend in need is a friend indeed, so when do I start fulfilling your promises for you?
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by fawaazsanni(m): 9:32pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Use your big toe
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by osazeeblue01: 9:33pm On Nov 07, 2015
What is he saying?
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:34pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:


IKR grin

Like it's gonna be something special. An out of this world experience. Makes me think of that Young Money song- I can make your bed rock.

Yeah, right? The gal be like ...I be stuck to you like glue baby grin
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Nobody: 9:48pm On Nov 07, 2015
TjNoobsaibot:


Yeah, right? The gal be like ...I be stuck to you like glue baby grin

Kikiki
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by fawaazsanni(m): 11:34pm On Nov 07, 2015
PunkyVeer:

Kikiki
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Yksoul(m): 12:16am On Nov 08, 2015
WHAT U WILL EAT FOR LONG,U DONT STEAL AND EAT IT.STAY AWAY FROM FORNICATION.BECOME NEW IN JESUS
Re: I Promise Her Sex!!! by Qualer: 2:32am On Nov 08, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Use your big toe

now, this kind of advice is usually offered from experience!! grin

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