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Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by DONFASZY(m): 6:31pm On May 14, 2009 |
Sex In The Dark:: There was this couple that had been married for 25years. Every single time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. After 25years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the light. She looked down, only to find her husband holding a battery-operated pleasurable vibrator. The husband wailed. The wife went completely ballistic, "You impotent bastard," she screamed, "how could you be lying to me for all these years? You better explain yourself" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I will explain the toys, You will explain the Kids" , lol stay cool!! |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by DONFASZY(m): 9:50am On Dec 17, 2009 |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by elvismike(m): 8:18pm On Dec 17, 2009 |
lololol |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by busybody20: 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
U try small! |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by VALIDATOR: 6:02pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
nice one |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by Imohbyron(m): 8:02pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
Nice one, the man asked the right question! |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by kiju: 8:20pm On Dec 18, 2009 |
The man should have shifted their bed away from any switch cos everyday is for the thief but one day is for the owner of the house,and he is wicked cos later she'll blame the woman. |
Re: Shutting Off The Light During Bleep by inspirizu(m): 2:16pm On Dec 19, 2010 |
busybody20:abi o U go nw hw 2write nollywood moviez |
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