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11 Lessons To Wives by Nobody: 1:41pm On Nov 12, 2015
This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.


2. Men are created with varied sexual appetite, some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week.


3. A man who's madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his 'woman'.


4. Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.


5. If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts? making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.


6. Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.


7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful husbands, they hardly have extra marital affairs.

8. Most 'extra' loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.


9. Your man's mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby's phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.


10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If you listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, you will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?


11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he's giving 'doggie style' to in the office.

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Re: 11 Lessons To Wives by Nobody: 1:44pm On Nov 12, 2015
Excellent cheesy.

Kudos OP For creating this thread. Am Gonna share this with Wifey ASAP cheesy.
Re: 11 Lessons To Wives by paul288yahoo(m): 2:00pm On Nov 12, 2015
WRONG!!!!!!!
Re: 11 Lessons To Wives by hahn(m): 2:16pm On Nov 12, 2015
Hmm op. This is a really subjective issue. So, women should be comfortable with the fact that the husband WILL cheat? Then why are they getting married in the first place?

I have some things to add though

12. In the morning always suck his dick till he comes

13. Make sure you swallow "it"

14. Improve on your cooking

15. Suck his dick
Re: 11 Lessons To Wives by libertyfather(m): 2:55pm On Nov 12, 2015
Op thru talk
Re: 11 Lessons To Wives by PHLastborn: 2:58pm On Nov 12, 2015
Op, this article is sure and steadfast, so true, I am unmarried, but I have lots of married friends who are still cheating on their wives with their concubines and mistresses.

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