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How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Hello guys, grab a seat and let’s hope no lady is reading this because this information is strictly for guys. I repeat this information is strictly for guys. Ladies, kindly walk out through the exit door by your left. Thank you. *looks left and right, up and down, shuts door*. So she has accepted to go out with you at last. You have fixed the day and time for your first date. You are anxious because you want to impress her. You want to leave a good impression because you know that first impression matters. You want to make her your bae, don’t you? My brothers bring out your calculators, biros and sheets of paper, let’s do some calculations. How much are you prepared to spend on the first date? What are the things that you would buy? Write them down… You would probably end up with a list like this….. Two plates of fried rice salad with chicken – N1400 Drinks of her favourite brand – N1500 Barbecued fish – N1000 Meatpie, fish pie, burger, Shawarma etc – N2000 Ice cream – N800 Take away food pack for her friends– N1200 Movie cinema ticket/popcorn – N3000 Expenses on a short visit to the shopping mall – N5000 Add up the figures and let’s see the total amount you have arrived at. Is that amount moderate or too high? Well…..Let me ask you a question……. Bro are you inviting her to come and gorge herself to death with food or do you want to get to know her better? Now take up that sheet of paper and squeeze it. Tear it into tiny bits and throw them into the waste paper basket. Sit down and let’s reason together. What is your definition of a date? The conventional meaning of a date appointment is a period of time when the man takes the woman out to a fancy restaurant, buys her food and watches her gobble it up. The man says nice things to her in a bid to impress her. At the end of the date he pays the bills hoping to get a peck from her as compensation for all his troubles. They leave the restaurant together and part ways, promising to meet some other time at some other venue. *Yawns* Aren’t restaurant dates too cliché and boring? If you ask Dr Leroi, he would tell you that a date should be a period of time where the two parties share fun activities. Yes it should only be two parties! Guys what should you do to a girl who turns up to a dinner date with all of her 12 girlfriends in tow? I think the best option is to run! Who wants to wash plates in a Tantalizers kitchen?*shrugs shoulders* Drop your ego. Drop the “I need to impress her” attitude. It does not matter whether you are a millionaire, thousandnaire or hundrednaire, you can have a nice date experience spending only 200 naira. Most guys don’t know that a lady will prefer doing fun stuffs when hanging out with you rather than sitting down to lick an ice cream cone at an upscale fast food joint. The D-day is here. You have to make adequate preparation. Buy two bottles of chilled Zobo drink and a medium sized packet of cream crackers biscuit. That should cost you roughly N200 or N300 at most. Toss them inside a backpack and hang it on your back. This will serve as your date food. The cool zobo drink helps to relieve high blood pressure and has low sugar content. The cream crackers biscuit is low in calories and is also a rich source of B complex vitamins. I am telling you bro, you will score major points on her score sheet when you turn up a bottle of zobo drink and a packet of cream crackers. It will send a strong signal that you are a caring guy who is concerned about her healthy dieting. However if she slaps you when you present these snacks to her, please don’t take it personal. Just know that she is feigning anger to cover up her over excitement. Okay? Arrange for a takeoff point for the date. It could be her place or a public place in the city. Go and look for a bicycle. You can hire one for the occasion, then show up at the takeoff point with the bicycle. Hey don’t give me that weird look, yes I meant a bicycle, the one with a passenger seat. Don’t go with your car! The bicycle must be in good condition o. It should not be the creaky ones with long disjointed spokes that can pierce her soft skin. She will be definitely surprised to see you with a bicycle. Tell her that you are trying something new for a change. Ask her to hop onto the bike for a ride with you. The lady will find the offer ridiculous but at the same time she will be curious and excited because you are leading her to an adventure. She will sit on the bicycle’s seat after a while. Err…my brother before she hops in, make sure that she is not the overweight type that will deflate the bicycle’s tires. If someone’s daughter falls down and dislocates her waist, you are on your own! Your date will be turned to hate. So use the bicycle procedure only for a slim babe. If you don’t have access to a bicycle, use a motor bike or if the girl is too fat don’t worry, your feet will do just fine. Convince her to take a stroll with you to your chosen destination. Take a really long walk in one direction, passing through streets, neighbourhoods, checking out things along the way. As you both stroll or ride on, you have to be funny to get her attention. Crack a couple of jokes that will keep her laughing or else she would suddenly ask herself “what the heck am I doing on this bicycle?”. If you allow such thoughts to gain entry into her head, that will be the beginning of the end of your date. Please remember to keep your jokes nice and civil. Let your jokes not be the dry as harmattan Akpos jokes. Okay? While she is still laughing her heart out to your wisecracks, quietly ask her to help you choose a good shirt in a nearby boutique. She will jump at the offer. This is because you are putting yourself up as the little boy who wants mama to help him choose a good shirt since he can’t decide for himself. Women love this power. She wouldn’t know that you are using reverse psychology on her. When you both enter the shop, you should do a bit of window shopping. Move from one clothing rack to the other gazing at the clothes on display. Please bro don’t allow her to wander into the female clothes and accessories section. When you notice her eyes straying towards that section, put your arms round her shoulders and gently lead her away because if she gets in there and stays there for five minutes, your N200 naira budget will be grossly inadequate and you will have explain to her why you can’t buy her that silver necklace! She will help you choose a nice shirt. Don’t pay for that shirt right there and then. Walking into the boutique was part of your strategy to have a fun time with her. You must follow your strategy to the end. You can always go back later to the shop to buy and pick up the shirt! Are we still on the same page? Ride away with her this time to a public park. Choose a section of the park that has some privacy and open your backpack bringing out your “picnic box”. You both will discover that the Zobo drink and cream crackers biscuit will taste extra great because you two are having a simple fun-time. “Life is simple but we insist on making it complicated”….isn’t that a quote from the great philosopher Confucius? Use that opportunity to take as many selfies as possible with each other. If she is really having a good time, she would make the following faces for the pictures: duck face, tongue hanging from mouth face, pouting face, frog face, doll face and a variety of facial expressions known only to the female species as you snap away. You will realize that you would not have been that happy and free spirited if you were to be in a cinema watching an over-hyped movie that you both don’t really care about. In the course of your chit chat let her know that you are a novice at cooking and that you can only boil water for eba. Ask her to help you out with some cooking recipes and tips. My brother, i am telling you she will take it upon herself to educate you. She will see you as the poor boy who can’t cook to save his life and needs urgent help from mama. She will even want to cook a sample dish for you. This will end up with her visiting your place to show you how to slice the vegetable leaves, and when to pour in the pepper and crayfish in the soup pot. But if she declines to visit you, don’t stress it. Overtime she will naturally fix a convenient date on her own Honda accord. Guys there you have it. Both of you are enjoying the date. You have been able to pull it off without breaking into a bank. You have broken the dating stereotype. If you pull this off successfully, she would be the one to call you up for a second date. |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by eyeon(m): 6:01pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
And this is what a date should look like. Full stop |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Theyveedo(m): 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
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Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 6:03pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Op that amount is too small for a date.. If you dnt have then stay in your house,if she is someone you are familiar with then tell her you situation,she might pay depending on the affair between the two. Oops i dnt read that long note |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by obiorathesubtle: 6:10pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
goodness me! Such wisdom! Isn't this supposed to be inside the bible?? Mtcheww. Broke ass nigga CSAD! 1 Like |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by kYjelly2: 6:18pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
mtcheew ion spend money on dates, instead d dates pay me an no am not agreeing to date a broke bish dat av only 200 naira to spen on me |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by egbaguy: 6:19pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Why nt get garri,groundnut and chilled pure water......carry her to a nearby bush,spread mat and u two av a romantic date. |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Macgreat(m): 6:22pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Thank God, I'm RICH! Upgrade your thinking P.S : I didn't read the post, too long. . . this article was not written for my kind - a God. 1 Like |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Generalpapiiii(m): 6:23pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
. All dis write up for this info. I'm sure u feel like ghandi now. Ur just broke man. Lol 1 Like |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by whithawk(m): 6:37pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Chilled zobo and cream crackers ? This did crack me up! . Nigga u r obviously broke...am also convinced u r single. And if u continue like this, the only babe that would ever call u back on a second date would be the one in your head. Chilled zobo ko? 1 Like |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by NewBorn2: 6:39pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
lukmonadeola:What is your sickness called? |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by esthel(f): 8:01pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
NewBorn2:and u have to quote him |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Maxi112: 8:23pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
this op is not a broke nigga cause he no d whole amount of food and drinks at d restaurant... op ride on but I dnt buy to ya ideas |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 8:36pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Hmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Nobody: 9:40pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
am wondering how u will feel if u see somebody carrying ur sister on a bicycle on a major road in the name of date 1 Like |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Legitbaba(m): 10:29pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
Abeg...OP no try dis trick with Ibadan girls ooo....dem go gader croud for u oo |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by ideyhere(f): 10:40pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
noblemails: Now this got me laughing real hard And the fact that it came from a guy makes it all the more interesting |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by MARINS(f): 11:19pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
All the time u put in writing this epistle could have earned u a million dollars. |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Cholls(m): 11:22pm On Nov 12, 2015 |
My brother with this amount i will feel confortable myself, talkless someone else. |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by NewBorn2: 4:56am On Nov 13, 2015 |
esthel:Then what shall we do with the quote button. Is it vestigial or for purpose. What's your own sickness called? |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Akposkool(m): 5:23am On Nov 13, 2015 |
All these stress for a date? I remember when i took deborah out way back in school. We went to an eatery and ordered for kunu and zobo. As sophisticated as she was i was surprised that she liked what i ordered. She said i was so natural. On came the meat pie and egg roll, we hate and left. Ask me how much i spent, 200. She said she loved my choice of items we went to my place and i need not tell you what followed. We are still together. Cut your coat according to your cloth |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Chimezie198(m): 5:41am On Nov 13, 2015 |
after dat day make i hear say she go gree pick ur call again.
na to even delete ur number from her phone. u wan carry naija girls play abi |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by adepiero: 5:53am On Nov 13, 2015 |
Sadly girls won't agree! Always wanting to be fed like there is famine in the country |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by olajorn(m): 6:06am On Nov 13, 2015 |
The write is funny and realistic apart from the bicycle and zobo..i cant ride bicycle to save my life,and zobo looks too cheap. chilled Coca-Cola in plastic will be better |
Re: How To Take Her Out And Have A Perfect Date On A Budget Of 200 Naira by Dahveydson(m): 6:07am On Nov 13, 2015 |
If you don't have money, stay off dates. |
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