Last month BVN tussle made me enter the bank. only 4 me to sight this beautiful ajebo lady cool and sweet nt like our own here(mke i use pigin talk) nah folks like me weh no deh get shigai deh mk noise pass 4 bank went to d costomer care b4 i couid say pls,,,she looked at me and smile called me tony (abeg hw david take resemble tony)she told me we attended the same primary sch.i playd along thinking nah me ds bebe wan maga hw much i get b4?we exchang nos tins led to anoda we fell in love went to her fada's mansion my pple tat was wen i confirm tat she is really into me met her sisters and broda her mom aswel.Once ask her wot if am nt tony?She said tat is nt pos,,,mind u we don kongo wella,she just dnt get am nt tony tat use to seat beside the clas and throw chalk at everyone,guy sho i come clean cos she made promise nt to eva leave again,,,abeg guys weh sabi advice no carry am go fp 2dice.kingtom scentleaf obaawonwehery come oh!

Translation please... No vex ooo but I don't understand

Op u no sabi lie jare

Did someone pollute the air abi na dis guy lie dey smell like dis?

you got to play along man. nothing spoil.

Op..I know you're lying.. But continue..

What advice do you really needStill not clear.

then confuse her back

Op, you for write in good english to make it sound believable.

Philoo1:
Last month BVN tussle made me enter the bank. only 4 me to sight this beautiful ajebo lady cool and sweet nt like our own here(mke i use pigin talk) nah folks like me weh no deh get shigai deh mk noise pass 4 bank went to d costomer care b4 i couid say pls,,,she looked at me and smile called me tony (abeg hw david take resemble tony)she told me we attended the same primary sch.i playd along thinking nah me ds bebe wan maga hw much i get b4?we exchang nos tins led to anoda we fell in love went to her fada's mansion my pple tat was wen i confirm tat she is really into me met her sisters and broda her mom aswel.Once ask her wot if am nt tony?She said tat is nt pos,,,mind u we don kongo wella,she just dnt get am nt tony tat use to seat beside the clas and throw chalk at everyone,guy sho i come clean cos she made promise nt to eva leave again,,,abeg guys weh sabi advice no carry am go fp 2dice.kingtom scentleaf obaawonwehery come oh!

After u shine her wella..u Kon dey ask for advice
My boss tell her u not Tony
But if Fiction u give us
Eehn ****

2dice:
After u shine her wella..u Kon dey ask for advice
My boss tell her u not Tony
But if Fiction u give us
Eehn ****

. Oga this one pass fiction jare how ur side nah

Chanchit:
Op, you for write in good english to make it sound believable.

. sorry o...I no go school.....nah.....come teach me nah ode

Spicylate:
Translation please... No vex ooo but I don't understand

. go meet ur pastor for church ode

jonaifame22:
Did someone pollute the air abi na dis guy lie dey smell like dis?

nah ur papa deh lie

Philoo1:
. Oga this one pass fiction jare how ur side nah

my boss i dey
Send me the Bae number make we gather share for the national cake

This story has lotta comma o I find it very hard to believe

MadeOfBlaq:
Op..I know you're lying.. But continue..

......wish I deh lie

Philoo1:
. sorry o...I no go school.....nah.....come teach me nah ode

Eleribu Ashiaraba! Even if you want to lie to make front page, you should at least make it look believable.

segunjowo:
you got to play along man. nothing spoil.

.....play along...? will try my best

2dice:
my boss i dey
Send me the Bae number make we gather share for the national cake

lol.....070168213--

Chanchit:


Eleribu Ashiaraba! Even if you want to lie to make front page, you should at least make it look believable.

Ilorin boy....eleribu!!!!!! how u take enter nairaland

seankay:
This story has lotta comma o I find it very hard to believe

u wish is happening to u ba?

CharlyNick:
then confuse her back

lol....as how baba

Op does the clean Ajebo understand this your pidgin English grammar?
If I may ask, what language do you speak with her?
Bloody Liar.

Seconded

Spicylate:
Translation please... No vex ooo but I don't understand

Philoo1:
u wish is happening to u ba?

Lol I'm not sex starved bro

seankay:

Lol I'm not sex starved bro

. sinner in the house of God

Philoo1:
nah ur papa deh lie

@philoo1

ignis:
Op does the clean Ajebo understand this your pidgin English grammar?
If I may ask, what language do you speak with her?
Bloody Liar.

I speak the same language ur bf speak......lol....abeg olodo

jonaifame22:
@philoo1

yes my son

primary school?