ERF:
Wow... It has been juicy all through oo.

Brother Flow, Nice one oo. Thanks for this piece anyway, it was really entertaining and worth following.Thanks for your time too. It's a sacrifice you'know.

So let's negotiate now, when is your next piece coming up?

RIP Brother Wale.

HBD SB!

Very soon i will write another mind blowing piece, I promise, lemme compile the piece bits by bits first.

But my fans make una try vote for my story so i go win. Jor! Abeg una. Check my signature. Godbless.

weldone

Following.....(i hav voted o....!)#225

Dantee005:
Following.....(i hav voted o....!)#225

thanks. pls tell ur friends to do the same

Av been dey follow ur write up since 1759BC...
Now I gotta make mai for comment in here...
U killt man...

Frm MAN WEY DEY REASON to IBO BOY WEY LIKE YORUBA and nw to dis...

Hope u sha no dey do LOOT101 and LOOT 102 again sha

I knw say Jesus go don take over ur life

More petrol to ur elbow jor... Bt no smoke igboh dere sha make ur elbow no burn o

STILL U FLOW and STILL I FOLLOW

NezerLawren:
Av been dey follow ur write up since 1759BC...
Now I gotta make mai for comment in here...
U killt man...

Frm MAN WEY DEY REASON to IBO BOY WEY LIKE YORUBA and nw to dis...

Hope u sha no dey do LOOT101 and LOOT 102 again sha

I knw say Jesus go don take over ur life

More petrol to ur elbow jor... Bt no smoke igboh dere sha make ur elbow no burn o

STILL U FLOW and STILL I FOLLOW

Thank you!

I shed tears at d end of dis story. So captivating, though tragid end b full of c'passion. You're too much guy. Much grease to ur elbow

femoskyy:
I shed tears at d end of dis story. So captivating, though tragid end b full of c'passion. You're too much guy. Much grease to ur elbow

I am happy to share. God bless you!

Cool

Oh my!!!beautiful writeup dearie..kip it up..

This is a hit!! So captivating and hilarious that I woke people in the next room with my laugher. You are amazing! #Please don't let this gift go unnoticed. Channel them to the right sources.

Thanks for sharing this

Waoo what a nice story...rib cracking nd touching

lalasticlala,mynd44 please this story is frontpage worthy now
MODIFIED
thanks to the mod that did this, you guys are superb

flow1759:
“guy you better go outside! Run go outside!” My mind told me.

Kikikikikikiki! I don die! :-)

With my tight schedules I'm in.floweeee u r my best ever.more 1759 to your elbow. If you show ph more 1759 to Ur stomach
.

flow, may u never cease to flow

If my guinness is here then am back to nairaland

flow1759:
Can someone help me drag ishilove here? I miss her. Just a comment from ishilove and it will make my day.

not surprised sha. You were just doing gragra den. Do you remember that fine pix on her profile u fell in love with?

nice story. but is this ''BEAN CAKE '' not AKARA? how come they are baking and molding in chapter one

flow1759:
“Brother there is no firewood in the house oh!” I returned from searching for firewood at home.

“so what do we do?”

“I suggest we close for the day!” I wished.

“how can we close when we have all this plenty customers?” Brother Wale said, “can’t you see they are enjoying the music I am playing?”

“m’umu, Your mate dey play better music you dey play Michael Jackson song!” I wondered what Michael Jackson's songs had to do with Akara.

“yes brother they are enjoying it I can see!” I said, “so what do we do?”

“go to the bush!” He said.

“go to the bush? Who?”

“You of course”

“Me? But it is late na!” I complained.

“you will use torch light, or are you scared?”

“Me? Scared? Why I go fear? I get mind die!” I said that because Tolani Yemi’s younger sister just walked pass.

“Ehheeen! That’s my brother, Okunri meta!” Brother Wale handed over the torchlight to me, “don’t come back unless you are coming back with firewood oh!”

"see your mouth! why you no go by yourself!"


“Yemi come follow me go find firewood for bush na, abeg!” I pleaded.

“Guy I wan go chop!” What a friend.

“No money, no friends!” I encouraged myself with the words of the notorious Big as I walked the meandering part to the bush.

“Bruuuuuu! Broooar! Bruuuuu!” I turned.

“who be that?”

Mehn! The bush was so dark that the torchlight I held was like a mare fire ant.

Legend has it that in the bushes in Anifowoshe lives babies, Bush babies – they are dwarfs with one leg and with gray hair carrying a walking stick.

“mewww!” I heard and the hair in the back of my head stood.

“mewww!”

As I bent down I heard, “mew mew mew mew mew!” I concluded two bush babies were fighting.

“SB if this bush baby meet you here na die you don die oh!”

Rumour had it that Kuti died of two slaps from two bush babies that slapped him after having sex with him. Little wonder the cliché “I go slap you like Kuti!” reigned in the neighbourhood while Kuti was sick for two weeks and after his death.

“I go like make bush baby f’uck me like Kuti oh! E go make sense” I told Yemi when we heard of Kuti’s death.




“who is there!”

“guy carry one of that firewood and run!” I advised myself.

Soon I heard footsteps towards me.

And like a robot, I grabbed a huge firewood, placed it on my head and like a moving train I ran.

I turned for a while when I was about six metres from the street and saw that about three bush babies ran after me.

If two bush babies could have sex with Kuti and killed him with two slaps, three would sure kill SB.

I was glad I made it to the street seeing people walked and I was sure the bush babies feared the light. But something was missing, my firewood!

“Don’t come back unless you are coming back with firewood oh!” I remembered Brother Wale’s warning.

“I think say I carry the firewood for my head?” I asked myself.

“okay! I troway am that time so I go fit run fast oh!” I remembered.

“wetin I go do now? I no dey go back to that bush oh! God forbid!”

“Okay! I know wetin I go do!”

I had remembered that by Brother Luku’s fence lied two bunches of firewood, and I reached a conclusion – I was gonna steal.
Forgetting Brother Luku had three dogs, plus him, making it four.

I dey feel u joor flow
Oya 7 pogba dab 4 flow

I dn vote my own....gudluck mr FLOW

donjayz321:
This is a hit!! So captivating and hilarious that I woke people in the next room with my laugher. You are amazing! #Please don't let this gift go unnoticed. Channel them to the right sources.

Thanks for sharing this

Thank you! I will come up with another hit story December 16th. Mark the date!

Flow,,, haven't read brother wale,,, but I will do that because I believe in your talent, your story man way dey reason was so captivating.... Is like a movie....

I doff my hat for you.....


Still I flow...... I like the slogan....

Waiting for your next story Bro........

In man voice, when December 16 reach you go see am......

best36054:
Flow,,, haven't read brother wale,,, but I will do that because I believe in your talent, your story man way dey reason was so captivating.... Is like a movie....

I doff my hat for you.....


Still I flow...... I like the slogan....

Waiting for your next story Bro........

In man voice, when December 16 reach you go see am......

When we reach there you go know.

Flow my guy, the only person wey dey give me joy for nairaland. See as you make me laugh like person wey smoke 15 wraps of igboh.
But the way the story take end me no happy at all.
Well all I can say is thumbs up.