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Hot Small Campus Girl by nakachris(m): 1:23pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
If you think you are hot then sit naked on maize
and let it burn into popcorns. It’s amazing when
you meet a lady at the mama-mgbechi stalls. She
is standing right behind you like it is a queue. Her
lips are red hot, good! Her eye brows are cut and
painted afresh in some kiwi or charcoal soup,
nice! Her cleavage screams demanding your eyes
to peep, those things are exposed to the tip of
that other thing we can mention… not bad! Her
legs, the vicinity climbs all the way to her thighs;
we call it Thai-land and Bam-kok! Not bad! At
the mama mgbechi your pay #250 and order for
salad; that very moment she raises her nose and
twists her mouth in abhorrence, as if silently
castigating you in hatred simply because you are
purchasing vegetables. Surprisingly she also buys
the same after you, does it means that salads is
only girls.
I’m in a constant resentment of this campus
ladies, who have solely elevated themselves into
some alien creatures way out of this planet. In
essence they perceive themselves as “hot ladies”,
too posh for this planet! You think you are hot
simply because you wear tonnes of make-up on
your face, making you look like something that
just escaped from purgatory. The weight of the
make-up on you is enough to break down a
wheelbarrow. Your lipstick can repaint an entire
Coca-Cola depot shop! Worse is some of you
“hot” ladies confuse nail cutex for lipstick,
shindwe! We shall pray for you for free!
You think you are hot simply because there’s a
bald-headed old forgie with a bulging stomach
who picks you every Friday evening in a 3rd class
Isuzu KVX. You go on a drinking spree and return
every Sunday with a shoprite polythene and your
oversized handbag carrying all the panties you
changed throughout the entire weekend. He’s a
clever old man, he knows his needs; a good
weekend massage for his tummy, and you are the
cheapest he can afford by simply enticing you
with a weekend shopping. That is why he does
you shopping that is enough only to last you for a
week so that the next weekend you have all
reasons to “crave” for him. I got no words for you,
come for an additional stock of e-pills. We also
do legalised abortion and give free ARVs, feel free
to visit us at Common Room 5000.
Now that you think you are hot, you cannot cook,
you only go out! You don’t have the semester’s
course outline but have the best knowledge of the
latest alcohol brand that tastes good. Again you
do not cook, chips is what you know, Pizza is
your thing! You’ll grow fat and die thin. We will
look for a good carpenter to design your casket,
then we shall take a moment of silence and sing
“let the dead bury themselves!” 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by naijaboiy: 1:32pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Nice one! Naso dem full campus dey carry themselves upandan when them no sabi anything. Na dem dey form pass. They treat other girls who have chosen not to live their lifestyle with disdain and tag them jew. But deep down they are just envious that such girls are very cultured,prudent and moral. At the end of the day those girls come out with good degrees and this so called hot girls will be jumping from one lecturer's office to the next professor's office simply because they want to open their legs again for marks. Hot girls that cannot boil egg with their 'hotness'. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by vizkiz: 1:34pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
90% of "hot girls" are hoes #fact 3 Likes |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by Nobody: 1:36pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
vizkiz:Busted! |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by vizkiz: 1:39pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by Nobody: 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
vizkiz:I think that's a fate worse than Death for You... ....Decipher... |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by vizkiz: 1:44pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
naijaboiy:i could kiss you for this.. no homo abeg |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by naijaboiy: 1:55pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
viickerz:Hehehe...a thumbs up will do. |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by Nobody: 1:57pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
naijaboiy:werey |
Re: Hot Small Campus Girl by naijaboiy: 1:58pm On Nov 28, 2015 |
viickerz: |
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