University of Wailing, Otuoke Campus

Wailers 1st Semester Exams

Maths 101: Differential & Integral Wailing Calculus

Examiner: Dawaba Shekwoaga John, Soni Akoji

QUESTION 1.

If Raymond Dokpesi collected N2.1b from Sambo Dasuki for 'media and publicity':

(A) How much did AIT/Raypower collect for the Buhari Documentary during the campaign?

(B) Prove that Dokpesi is a limited liability company.

(C) Show in percentile terms the value of payment to Dokpesi in relation to payments to other vendors that provided 'media and publicity' services.

D) Determine the quantum of payments to 'X', where X could either be unknown or refer to 'other vendors.'

QUESTION 2:
If 'media and publicity' is this rewarding:

(A) Justify with the aid of a Venn diagram, High Chief Raymond Dokpesi's inability to pay AIT and Raypower staff salaries for several months citing other 'good' reasons apart from wickedness and crass greed.

(B) Demonstrate with a pie chart that the N2.1b which was paid into Raymond Dokpesi's private cum personal account was appropriately taxed and VAT-ed!

QUESTION 3.

Define and illustrate with scalable graphs to show the correlation between 'effort' and 'profitability':
(A) 'Media and publicity'
(B) 'Communi-qua'
(C) 'Ransom'

QUESTION 4:
If a former Commissioner of Finance in Adamawa state during the PDP was sentence last Friday to 10 years in prison and his company delisted by the CAC for STEALING N50.5 million:

(A) How many years will Dokpesi get for stealing N2.1 billion?

(B) What shall be the fate of DAAR Communication?

Notes:
1. Names in this exam are results of the fertile imagination of the uncertified examiners. Reference to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental and mischievous.

2. Answer any three questions. Questions 1 is compulsory. All questions carry equal marks. Bonus marks will be awarded for 'workings' that can extricate principal character from *deep s..t* sans 'doctrine of necessity'.

3. Special bonus for helping Olisa Metuh to defend Dokpesi without gloating secretly over the yawa that has befallen Dokpesi for taking over his (Olila Metuh's) yams and place in EFCC's canary cage.

Goodluck to you.

#START!

Lol....I need more sheets

This is really hilarious.Op time allowed for d paper nko?

Examiner...

How many marks...
This your questions though o... E even pass differential calculus.

Efcc didnt give how many hours we have to solve

Nairaland will not move this to front page ooo

This OP no well walahi

All this show of corruption fight will soon turn to nut.Let's see paper documents of how our money was diverted not mere allegation.

abeg move this straight to front page abeg ... Op you didnt specify how many hrs the paper is gonna last

Lalasticala ooo more sheets!

end time exam

OP may i use separable first order differention method to solve equation one

Lalasticlacla... Abeg borrow me ur scientific calculator

Tonyebarcanista , come and help your guys abeg.

Abeg make I write am as carry over.... Leaving the hall

Waste of talent