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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2015
firstking01:
d cap covers ur facesad
Yes. She's lagbaja's female version grin
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Ghost01(m): 10:38pm On Dec 11, 2015
Abbykem:
1. The anger of a p3nis doesn't destroy the vagina
2. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles
3. An erect p3nis has no conscience
4. You don't threaten a prostitute with an erect p3nis.
Add yours and let's catch fun.
That number 4 ain't always correct o. One of my FB friends once narrated a story of how a female sex worker ran out of her hotel room to the reception, clinging to her clothes. According to her, the woman ran out of the hotel room she and her male client booked after witnessing the rise of the man's empire. And she even refused to go back in to pack her belongings; the hotel staff had to do that for her. It is someone who hasn't been where fear is that will say there is no fear, as a Yoruba adage goes.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:47pm On Dec 11, 2015
Ghost01:
That number 4 ain't always correct o. One of my FB friends once narrated a story of how a female sex worker ran out of her hotel room to the reception, clinging to her clothes. According to her, the woman ran out of the hotel room she and her male client booked after witnessing the rise of the man's empire. And she even refused to go back in to pack her belongings; the hotel staff had to do that for her. It is someone who hasn't been where fear is that will say there is no fear, as a Yoruba adage goes.
Noted
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by pbs4real(m): 3:12am On Dec 12, 2015
Abbykem:
Chisos kwist! Na so dey like am undecided
like say u sef no like am tongue
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by pbs4real(m): 3:14am On Dec 12, 2015
misspicy:

chisos shocked bleeding vagina

northerners can Fck!!!
make them catch u first grin tongue
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 7:20am On Dec 12, 2015
Abbykem:
Yes. She's lagbaja's female version grin
lipsrsealed
Abbykem:
Yes. She's lagbaja's female version grin
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by RemyMartins(m): 7:25am On Dec 12, 2015
Happy saturday oh
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by misspicy(f): 7:29am On Dec 12, 2015
pbs4real:
make them catch u first grin tongue

shocked why evils
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 7:30am On Dec 12, 2015
pbs4real:
like say u sef no like am tongue
lipsrsealed
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by pbs4real(m): 8:53am On Dec 12, 2015
misspicy:


shocked why evils
u go knw say mamba pass mamba tongue cheesy
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2015
Abbykem:
grin grin I have heard that the Northerners are soooo endowed down there. Okay. No 1 is not 4 dem grin
well u are right bt wait i guess u tested one thats how u know
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:15am On Dec 12, 2015
Eco2580:

well u are right bt wait i guess u tested one thats how u know
U need english text book bro 'Heard' is diff 4rm 'tested'. Tank God na guess sha, if not ehn lipsrsealed
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 9:48am On Dec 12, 2015
Abbykem:
U need english text book bro 'Heard' is diff 4rm 'tested'. Tank God na guess sha, if not ehn lipsrsealed
Am reading one already.
Well ur reasoning is somehow weak otherwise u should have knw that it was typographical error.
Anyway let me knw if u are willing to taste one tongue
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:43am On Dec 12, 2015
Eco2580:

Am reading one already.
Well ur reasoning is somehow weak otherwise u should have knw that it was typographical error.
Anyway let me knw if u are willing to taste one tongue
Stop lying against typographical error undecided Na so ur fone no know book undecided.






I don't do dirty peeps.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by isacolukay(m): 12:02pm On Dec 12, 2015
E no get as to.to water small, e reach preek to take bath.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 12:29pm On Dec 12, 2015
RemyMartins:
Happy saturday oh
Same 2 u bro
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 12, 2015
Abbykem:
Stop lying against typographical error undecided Na so ur fone no know book undecided.






I don't do dirty peeps.
lipsrsealed
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by laprince(m): 9:15pm On Dec 13, 2015
firstking01:
my brother, all m tryna say is...wen it comes to sex talks, women are supposed to briddle or tame their tonques, odawise ppl will regard u as an olosho, even u too...lets call a spade a spade....same goes to men....

so who should talk about it?

Ghost abi?
extreme excess.

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
laprince:

so who should talk about it?
Ghost abi? extreme excess.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by omotogoodo(m): 10:22pm On Dec 13, 2015
firstking01:


Bone the presumptuous guy abeg.
We know his type!
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 12:44pm On Dec 14, 2015
The Malo Guys up North can get a dead man dick erect with some herbal Concoctions. They can cum 3 times and still be very hard. as a Lady run away or you go wound. undecided



Abbykem:
No boss. Wanna enlighten me?
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by hardbody: 10:34am On Dec 16, 2015
firstking01:
ladies are supposed to exhibit dis sense of decency wen it comes to sex related issues or matter young mansad

You belong to the stone age bro.

Simple.

Even my father accommodated his wife (my mom) being open on s3xual matters.

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Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 10:46am On Dec 16, 2015
hardbody:


You belong to the stone age bro.

Simple.

Even my father accommodated his wife (my mom) being open on s3xual matters.
u dnt garrit, do u?..hw do u view a gal who always mks coments like...toto, Bleep, just raw...i mean, diara more discret nd decent abegi, we have d likes here, u shud knw wat m talkin bout dude.sad
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by hereiam: 10:47am On Dec 16, 2015
Boyolity:
A pussy is the best rehab in the world, a dick goes in angry, erect and dry but come out subdued, gentle and wet tongue cool

hahaha...this got me cracking.
but it couldnt save larmo or what do they call him.
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by firstking01(m): 10:52am On Dec 16, 2015
hardbody:


You belong to the stone age bro.

Simple.

Even my father accommodated his wife (my mom) being open on s3xual matters.
u dnt garrit, do u?..hw do u view a gal who always mks coments like...toto, fucking, just raw...i mean, diara more discret nd decent abegi, we have d likes here, u shud knw wat m talkin bout dude.sad
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by Nobody: 10:30am On Apr 23, 2017
oluwafreshkid:
I'm hard, round and mostly pink in colour usually wrapped but when I go in I cum out soft, wet and dripping.
What I'm I?


























I'm a chewing gum!!!
See ya dirty mind
so orbit is pink
Re: Naughty Friday Sex Proverbs by oluwafreshkid(m): 12:39pm On Apr 24, 2017
Kyri:
so orbit is pink

Lol
Gum is mostly pink like I said. wink

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