A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.

After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp read, so when they got home, the husband got out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

chai dis is lame

Lol

Abbygyal:

chai dis is lame

Not only lame, me I dey vex because it's blind, deaf infact a dead joke.
@ Poster
No d kind thin u dey post or,

lol dhead easy oo haha

some people just dey talk as if them fit even make people laugh.

speak 4 urself hun

a man got home, eat dinner and was still hungry
the wife then went ahead and cooked more, he saw still hungry
cooked more, hungry he was.
she cooked everything they had at home including amala, eba, fufu, semo,tuwo, rice , beans, yam, etc.
yet the husband kept shouting, "me i no belle full ooo"

then the wife ran out and started shouting "Ara adugbo egba miii ooo, baale mi fe jeun ku ooooo"
meaning, people come to my aid, my husband want to eat the whole world

if you are the woman, what will u do?

na me u dey ask?

@joke lol
long time man . , . . . . . .

n wat a comeback if you ask mi o,

I'm finding it rather difficult to decide which of 'em jokes will take the prezzy for lamest, deadest, most annoying , n the list continues.

blissi
y nt drop 1
it may make it 2 ur list

webdezzi:

"Ara adugbo egba miii ooo, baale mi fe jeun ku ooooo"

I'm disapointed

with the huge size of my Koboko, i no too sure about ble ble's tight VGN.

fit tearam

Studio CFR:

with the huge size of my Koboko, i no too sure about ble ble's tight VGN.

fit tearam

your stuff no get condom size

thats why i'm been selective.

u fit go help her wiff that ya dangling little piece of decoration na.

nothing do you

I must not know how to read or something, where the heck is the joke

between your legs brov



were princessa keep u na

big head, u neva answer my question finish, u dey ask another one

na everything wey eyes see mouth go talk?

free me now

ok, my princess dey like 5 month heavy. so she need rest

i could remember u said something like that last year.

tell us the truth mehn.

is there any law that says that she can only be heavy once?

hhmm
u don divert the story to wetin law dey talk abi?

not for public consumption

yeah right,

you've been keeping the truth away from me abi? forgotten na me helep u finish the runs.

so?very soon u go ask for test

expect anything

hmm hmm

na me sey make u no sabi toast woman?