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Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 12, 2015 |
My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here. Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth; 80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too. now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are; 1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there? 2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant. 3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage. 4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame! 5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken. Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me! NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act. 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True!!! by Pheals(f): 10:24am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Op tell us U love harlot..if no ....well no one knw it better than experience expert.. U enjoy them abi people like U won't spend kobo on their mater or gf |
Re: Funny But True!!! by iceberylin(m): 10:33am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Pheals: I don't like Olosho's but thE Op got real point... |
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Pheals:Bae...far Frm it; its good to say d truth once in a while |
Re: Funny But True!!! by greatness22(m): 10:46am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Op, who hear wetin u dey talk go think say u are making "Common Sense" like Ben Murray Bruse, but let me tell u something bro; u dnt have respect 4 women. |
Re: Funny But True!!! by BreezyCB(m): 10:54am On Dec 12, 2015 |
Re: Funny But True!!! by Akposkool(m): 11:05am On Dec 12, 2015 |
This post is useless |
Re: Funny But True!!! by poik(m): 12:55pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
captmatts:Sentiment will not help us here. Which of the aforementioned points makes the op a liar? The only thing I see as a difference is that emotion and attachment which every human needs. Which only a WIFE can give. Still they have put even that up for sale. I have no reason to fault the op. Let us leave respect first, and face the matter foursquare |
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Akposkool: D best I can do is explain...buh to comprehend is entirely urs to do..seems u aving difficulty |
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
greatness22:See jus accept it...Its all true weda u accept or not ...dis is wat hapns in our society. |
Re: Funny But True!!! by lampardizik(m): 1:52pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
no can do |
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