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Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 10:19am On Dec 12, 2015
My girlfriend asked me why some men
prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a
brain cracking session i was able to give
her five reasons why i think some men
prefer the women of low virtue. she
couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts
out. I felt i should share these reasons
here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you
know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only
depends if they are WILD protitutes or
DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are
the ones that stands in the hotels for
commercial s*x trade while the domestic
ones are the so-called girlfriends we
keep at home with the false impression
that we have a decent clean babe all to
ourselves, but unfortunately when we
are away they sneak out to have s*x with
other guys and sugar daddies, now tell
me how are they different from the
roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the
same thing o. So whether you admit it or
not if your wife sleeps around with Chief
when you are not in town, then you have
a domestic prostitute in your house. So
don’t judge other men who sleep with
the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you
are in their shoes too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer
prostitutes are;

1. A prostitute does not expect you to
remember her birthday, not to talk of
buying her gifts. You don’t also have to
take care of her responsibilities like
buying her body cream, paying for her
hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum
s*x for a little fee which cannot be
compared to the expenses we spend on
our so-called clean babes. A friend of
mine said his girlfriend won’t let him
touch her or even talk to her because he
didn’t give her a particular amount of
money she requested. If this young man
must give her that money before he
would touch her then what is the
difference between her and the prostitute
out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe
period of prostitutes because non of
them would come back telling you they
are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get
married to them as the last thing on their
mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more
disease free than the so-called clean
babes. This is becos every man thinks her
job is risky so there is need to protect
himself with a condom and at the end
100 men may sleep with her but with a
condom but with the so-called decent
clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks
she is decent so he doesn’t need a
condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the
same and do it with her again without
using a condom and Alhaji will also think
she is decent and safe so he too goes
without a condom and at the end she has
100 men who have slept with her without
condom yet she still parades herslef as
the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet
babe, and the cycle continues. What a
shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to
satisfy them, they would do anything to
satisfy you and make you come for them
again unlike the clean homely babes who
expect you to take them to cloud nine
while they only lie on their backs and
spread their legs like frozen chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason,
why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell
me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a
prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute)
before, believe it or not, neither do i
encouraged the act of prostitution, i just
felt i should look at the issues from the
perspective of men who are into the act.

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Re: Funny But True!!! by Pheals(f): 10:24am On Dec 12, 2015
Op tell us U love harlot..if no

....well no one knw it better than experience expert.. U enjoy them abi people like U won't spend kobo on their mater or gf undecided
Re: Funny But True!!! by iceberylin(m): 10:33am On Dec 12, 2015
Pheals:
Op tell us U love harlot..if no

....well no one knw it better than experience expert.. U enjoy them abi people like U won't spend kobo on their mater or gf undecided

I don't like Olosho's but thE Op got real point...
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 12, 2015
Pheals:
Op tell us U love harlot..if no

....well no one knw it better than experience expert.. U enjoy them abi people like U won't spend kobo on their mater or gf undecided
Bae...far Frm it;
its good to say d truth once in a while
Re: Funny But True!!! by greatness22(m): 10:46am On Dec 12, 2015
Op, who hear wetin u dey talk go think say u are making "Common Sense" like Ben Murray Bruse, but let me tell u something bro; u dnt have respect 4 women.
Re: Funny But True!!! by BreezyCB(m): 10:54am On Dec 12, 2015
grin
Re: Funny But True!!! by Akposkool(m): 11:05am On Dec 12, 2015
This post is useless
Re: Funny But True!!! by poik(m): 12:55pm On Dec 12, 2015
captmatts:
My girlfriend asked me why some men
prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a
brain cracking session i was able to give
her five reasons why i think some men
prefer the women of low virtue. she
couldn’t help it as she laughed her guts
out. I felt i should share these reasons
here.
Before i do that, let me first of all let you
know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only
depends if they are WILD protitutes or
DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are
the ones that stands in the hotels for
commercial s*x trade while the domestic
ones are the so-called girlfriends we
keep at home with the false impression
that we have a decent clean babe all to
ourselves, but unfortunately when we
are away they sneak out to have s*x with
other guys and sugar daddies, now tell
me how are they different from the
roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the
same thing o. So whether you admit it or
not if your wife sleeps around with Chief
when you are not in town, then you have
a domestic prostitute in your house. So
don’t judge other men who sleep with
the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you
are in their shoes too.
now the 5 reasons some men refer
prostitutes are;

1. A prostitute does not expect you to
remember her birthday, not to talk of
buying her gifts. You don’t also have to
take care of her responsibilities like
buying her body cream, paying for her
hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum
s*x for a little fee which cannot be
compared to the expenses we spend on
our so-called clean babes. A friend of
mine said his girlfriend won’t let him
touch her or even talk to her because he
didn’t give her a particular amount of
money she requested. If this young man
must give her that money before he
would touch her then what is the
difference between her and the prostitute
out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe
period of prostitutes because non of
them would come back telling you they
are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get
married to them as the last thing on their
mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more
disease free than the so-called clean
babes. This is becos every man thinks her
job is risky so there is need to protect
himself with a condom and at the end
100 men may sleep with her but with a
condom but with the so-called decent
clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks
she is decent so he doesn’t need a
condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the
same and do it with her again without
using a condom and Alhaji will also think
she is decent and safe so he too goes
without a condom and at the end she has
100 men who have slept with her without
condom yet she still parades herslef as
the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet
babe, and the cycle continues. What a
shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to
satisfy them, they would do anything to
satisfy you and make you come for them
again unlike the clean homely babes who
expect you to take them to cloud nine
while they only lie on their backs and
spread their legs like frozen chicken.
Now, with the afore-mentioned reason,
why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell
me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a
prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute)
before, believe it or not, neither do i
encouraged the act of prostitution, i just
felt i should look at the issues from the
perspective of men who are into the act.
Sentiment will not help us here. Which of the aforementioned points makes the op a liar? The only thing I see as a difference is that emotion and attachment which every human needs. Which only a WIFE can give. Still they have put even that up for sale. I have no reason to fault the op. Let us leave respect first, and face the matter foursquare
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2015
Akposkool:
This post is useless

D best I can do is explain...buh to comprehend is entirely urs to do..seems u aving difficulty undecided
Re: Funny But True!!! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 12, 2015
greatness22:
Op, who hear wetin u dey talk go think say u are making "Common Sense" like Ben Murray Bruse, but let me tell u something bro; u dnt have respect 4 women.
See jus accept it...Its all true weda u accept or not ...dis is wat hapns in our society.
Re: Funny But True!!! by lampardizik(m): 1:52pm On Dec 12, 2015
no can do

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