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See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:18pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Yes Please! My happiness is that my darling husband is big down there. I scream my voice hoarse anytime we are making love especially when he is giving me head.Sometimes he uses his hand to cover my mouth when the screaming gets out of hand. Ekaette Big Hurts No abeg.I even prefer it small. I remember when we started having sex. I met my hubby a virgin. There was a time I couldn’t walk in the morning due to the excruciating pain I felt from his massive stick. Sometimes i will have to sit on hot water or put towel in hot water and use it to press my kitten. Sometimes i can’t even wash the place because of pain, it took over a year for me to get used to my hubby’s dick. When we are apart for the space of like a month, I know it’s going to be hell for me when we have sex again. In fact I dey run o. I will pretend I have headache,stomach ache or any excuse I can come up with to avoid that dick. But at least now since it’s a daily activity I am used to it, it doesn’t hurt anymore, just pleasure. Dunni Not size but usage Lol,its not the size but how its being used. Some have it big but can’t use it. All they can do with it is to give pain not pleasure, others have it moderate or small but use it to the fullest that you’ll think you have tasted the biggest and sweetest dick on earth . Bisi Big is “sweet” Who say big merchandise no dey sweet , you don’t know what you are missing until you get one Itunu Big is “Plantain” How can you ever choose banana instead of Plantain? Plantain is the big deal Temi Yes it does! Yes. My hubby stick isn’t big o! I complained during courtship and he improved a bit on his skills but I am not enjoying sex after 4 kids n 12yrs in marriage. I can’t cheat on him because I don’t have the liver and above all I love him too much to hurt him.I cant complain either. I guess I have to live like this for the rest of my life. I keep feeling Hot immediately after sex. _Nat Average takes it I don’t like it big. I have actually only had sex with one person, my ex-hubby but I cannot count the times when everything was going well while doing the do, until he decided to start digging deeper. You want to remove my womb? Abeg, I am looking for an average sized D-carrying man. Who fit help me find am? _Ovi “Big and Juicy” is better Hmm! Who needs a battery when you can have a whole GENERATOR.Big and juicy is the specs. _Sade S Plus T Size + Technique= cloud 9…..that’s all! _Titi The Dick Ache Size doesn’t matter. There was this guy that pestered me like mad, he was tall, handsome and rich. We started dating. Then it was time to do, he brought out this giant dick and in my mind I was like I Don die, I prepared my mind for pain, the guy didn’t put it beyond the labia. I closed my eyes waiting for the pain i will feel when he puts it inside next I heard a moan, then he collapsed on me!What happened he said? He has released! I was shocked, he saw it on my face and was like “uhmm I have headache” In my mind I said no you have a “dick ache” I left and never went back. What a waste of dick .Lol how can somebody have something that big and not know how to use it. _Lydia |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by mictima(m): 1:25pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
This is fuc*king hilarious If this is really true, then I think what matters is a size a bit above average and most importantly using it well That "plantain" over "banana" got me tho |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by umuokezie(m): 1:25pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Devil dog,lubbish! |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
That Itunu probably did this!
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Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Princeparix(m): 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
I'm definitely not talking..... Mictima na u carry me come here 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Mekus68: 6:24pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Hmmm. Thought all women luv it big. And I've bn working hard to make it bigger than its current average size. Make I kul down jarre |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by ebyoma(f): 7:14pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Readwarn:So hilarious!!! #TeamBigC*ck |
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Lols, only bad girls sought after dick size. Sex is enjoyable it only depends on ur perspective and mood turn on. |
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