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See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
Yes Please! My happiness is
that my darling husband is
big down there. I scream my
voice hoarse anytime we are
making love especially when
he is giving me
head.Sometimes he uses his
hand to cover my mouth
when the screaming gets out
of hand.

Ekaette
Big Hurts
No abeg.I even prefer it
small. I remember when we
started having sex. I met my
hubby a virgin. There was a
time I couldn’t walk in the
morning due to the
excruciating pain I felt from
his massive stick.
Sometimes i will have to sit
on hot water or put towel in
hot water and use it to press
my kitten. Sometimes i can’t
even wash the place because
of pain, it took over a year for
me to get used to my hubby’s
dick. When we are apart for
the space of like a month, I
know it’s going to be hell for
me when we have sex again.
In fact I dey run o. I will
pretend I have
headache,stomach ache or
any excuse I can come up
with to avoid that dick. But at
least now since it’s a daily
activity I am used to it, it
doesn’t hurt anymore, just
pleasure.


Dunni
Not size but usage
Lol,its not the size but how
its being used. Some have it
big but can’t use it. All they
can do with it is to give pain
not pleasure, others have it
moderate or small but use it
to the fullest that you’ll think
you have tasted the biggest
and sweetest dick on earth .


Bisi
Big is “sweet”
Who say big merchandise no
dey sweet , you don’t know
what you are missing until
you get one




Itunu
Big is “Plantain”
How can you ever choose
banana instead of Plantain?
Plantain is the big deal



Temi
Yes it does!
Yes. My hubby stick isn’t big
o! I complained during
courtship and he improved a
bit on his skills but I am not
enjoying sex after 4 kids n
12yrs in marriage. I can’t
cheat on him because I don’t
have the liver and above all I
love him too much to hurt
him.I cant complain either. I
guess I have to live like this
for the rest of my life. I keep
feeling Hot immediately
after sex.


_Nat
Average takes it
I don’t like it big. I have
actually only had sex with
one person, my ex-hubby but
I cannot count the times
when everything was going
well while doing the do, until
he decided to start digging
deeper. You want to remove
my womb? Abeg, I am
looking for an average sized
D-carrying man. Who fit help
me find am?


_Ovi
“Big and Juicy” is better
Hmm! Who needs a battery
when you can have a whole
GENERATOR.Big and juicy is
the specs.


_Sade
S Plus T
Size + Technique= cloud
9…..that’s all!


_Titi
The Dick Ache
Size doesn’t matter. There
was this guy that pestered
me like mad, he was tall,
handsome and rich. We
started dating. Then it was
time to do, he brought out
this giant dick and in my
mind I was like I Don die, I
prepared my mind for pain,
the guy didn’t put it beyond
the labia. I closed my eyes
waiting for the pain i will feel
when he puts it inside next I
heard a moan, then he
collapsed on me!What
happened he said? He has
released! I was shocked, he
saw it on my face and was
like “uhmm I have headache”
In my mind I said no you
have a “dick ache” I left and
never went back. What a
waste of dick .Lol how can
somebody have something
that big and not know how to
use it.


_Lydia
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by mictima(m): 1:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
This is fuc*king hilarious grin
If this is really true, then I think what matters is a size a bit above average and most importantly using it well

That "plantain" over "banana" got me tho cheesy
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by umuokezie(m): 1:25pm On Dec 19, 2015
Devil dog,lubbish!
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Readwarn(m): 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2015
That Itunu probably did this!

Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Princeparix(m): 5:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
I'm definitely not talking..... Mictima na u carry me come here

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Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Mekus68: 6:24pm On Dec 19, 2015
Hmmm. Thought all women luv it big. And I've bn working hard to make it bigger than its current average size. Make I kul down jarre
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by ebyoma(f): 7:14pm On Dec 19, 2015
Readwarn:



_Ovi “Big and Juicy” is better Hmm! Who needs a battery when you can have a whole GENERATOR.Big and juicy is the specs.



So hilarious!!! grin grin

#TeamBigC*ck tongue
Re: See These Hilarious Responses About The Relevance Of D*ck's Size In Sweet Sex by Nobody: 8:28pm On Dec 19, 2015
Lols, only bad girls sought after dick size.
Sex is enjoyable it only depends on ur perspective and mood turn on.

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