HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she
replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you
press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.”
and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to
change the
channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is
enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and
eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear
Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so
you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you
borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you
have been eating in the house nko? Which money
did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
God will preserve and protect our mothers with good health and wealth in Jesus Christ name.
God commands that you must respect your father and your mother, and you will live a long time in the land I am giving you.
God day

Iya Ni Wura!!!! I Love my mum!

Still mummy is the best,daddy sha emmm just my mum any weather.have u noticed that the female child loves her father while the male child loves his mother.

number 11 tho.


Love my mother to pieces!

6..7..14.... My mum used to do that. I remember the day she took the remote to work.. Lol. My bro went to her office to collect it.. Lol.
And our money?? Hehehehehe.. No matter what she says, she'd always pay back... And then we'll promise to pay a hundred folds when we grow up.

TYPICAL NIGERIAN MOTHER..........

My sweet mother I miss u so much,RIP queen of my hrt.

Momma,i luv u scatter
11 and 14 bad pass..

Momma,i luv u scatter
11 and 14 bad pass..

ivyT:
Momma,i luv u scatter

11 and 14 bad pass..

so you too "borrow" her money lol

this kind borrow way dey enter voice mail chai....