What is GOBE? GOBE is when u give a beautiful girl a lift and she faints in your car. You take her to the hospital and when you get there, the doctor says she's pregnant and congratulates you that you are going to be father very soon. You then shout that you are not the father and the girl says you are the father.... Things are now getting GOBEFUL. You require a DNA test to prove you are not the father... Things are now getting GOBESTIC when the doctor comes with the result saying you can not be a father because you are infertile.. You are relieved, but on your way home you remember you are married with three kids at home!... Now you are extremely GOBECIOUS. Now, you begin to ask yourself who is the father of those kids... You get home to find out that the gateman is their real father. You are now GOBEDED..... Happy last Tuesday of the Year