2015 End of the Year EXAMINATION QUESTION
PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL
QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually
she drops you for another guy. Calculate the
percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she
gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric
identities, derive a general formula for this type
of love. (20 marks)
3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and
every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and
an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones.
(15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future
poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you
don’t want to see any guy with your sister.
Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking
Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty
trader, your combined household income is less
than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME
result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy
both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your
Parental Negligence. (20 marks)
6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20
guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing
Return to calculate the substance that will be left
for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup,
but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.
142(20 marks)
BEST OF LUCK!
Advice from the invigilator: We are close to the end of 2015.pls u are advised to drop all bad characters.