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Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by Pigin1: 11:47am On Jan 04, 2016
Having sex with a prostitute has various advantages. The most important advantage for a customer and the prostitute is, that both get XP from this action. That is because a prostitute is a professional Lady (or man) and the customer can learn something from her, but she also learns something from every job well done. To get these XP, the customer has to have an orgasm, so there is some time involved. However, the same customer can give/gain XP with the same prostitute only about 8 times a day. This can be done in about an hour and the XP gain should be roughly comparable with what other occupations can earn during that time. However, if the prostitute is an NPC, there is no XP reward. Only two PCs together can earn these XP. There are also special magical cloths that a prostitute can wear and which increases the XP gained. On the other hand, a PC prostitute may as well find an NPC customer. These Johns hang out in the same location where NPC prostitutes can be found. A prostitute who stands next to him can be hired by these NPC customers. She can then lead the NPC to a safe place, have sex, make some money a a little XP from him. Beware that the same NPC can only be used once for this purpose and disappears shortly after sex, probably home to his wife. If the prostitute is not working on her own but rather for a love-vendor , the XP gain is even greater. For a customer it is therefore advisable to search prostitutes which work for a love-vendor, either in a bar or on a street but for a prostitute there is also advantage in working for one. Having sex with a prostitute also lowers the morality of both the prostitute and the customer.

Prostitutes are better because... Prostitutes don't say "I can't. I have a boyfriend." Prostitutes don't say "No thanks. I didn't think we clicked." Prostitutes don't say "You're not my type." Prostitutes don't say "I think you're too old." Prostitutes say "Do you want to get together? Do you want me to come over?" Prostitutes don't care if you're unemployed or if you have an unimpressive or low-paying job. Prostitutes don't care if you drive an old or inexpensive car. Prostitutes don't care if you're not handsome or if you're short or overweight. Prostitutes don't care if you're not a good conversationalist. Prostitutes don't care if you are married. Prostitutes don't care if you have been divorced three times or six times or if you have children by several ex- wives or ex-girlfriends. Unless you are young, rich, tall, and handsome, you can probably have sex with prostitutes who are much younger and prettier than anyone you could date or marry. More than is true of most women, if you are nice to a prostitute, she'll be nice to you. In an ideal world, all women would be as affectionate and accommodating as prostitutes are. But this isn't an ideal world. Sex with prostitutes tends to prevent you from being too dependent, sexually or emotionally, on other women.
Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by Laveda(f): 11:52am On Jan 04, 2016
Prostitute
Man_slut

Which one? undecided

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by TrapLORD(m): 11:56am On Jan 04, 2016
OP I think u should list the reasons rather than join them together.
Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by Oluwapresley(m): 12:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
Father in Heaven
Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jan 04, 2016
I hate the word endtime.

Buy I must confess, this is real end time post.
Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by sambas: 12:35pm On Jan 04, 2016
Pigin1:
Having sex with a prostitute has
various advantages. The most
important advantage for a
customer and the prostitute is,
that both get XP from this action.
That is because a prostitute is a
professional Lady (or man) and
the customer can learn something
from her, but she also learns
something from every job well
done. To get these XP, the
customer has to have an orgasm,
so there is some time involved.
However, the same customer can
give/gain XP with the same
prostitute only about 8 times a
day. This can be done in about an
hour and the XP gain should be
roughly comparable with what
other occupations can earn during
that time. However, if the
prostitute is an NPC, there is no
XP reward. Only two PCs together
can earn these XP. There are also
special magical cloths that a
prostitute can wear and which
increases the XP gained.
On the other hand, a PC
prostitute may as well find an
NPC customer. These Johns hang
out in the same location where
NPC prostitutes can be found. A
prostitute who stands next to him
can be hired by these NPC
customers. She can then lead the
NPC to a safe place, have sex,
make some money a a little XP
from him. Beware that the same
NPC can only be used once for
this purpose and disappears
shortly after sex, probably home
to his wife.
If the prostitute is not working on
her own but rather for a love-vendor ,
the XP gain is even greater. For a
customer it is therefore advisable
to search prostitutes which work
for a love-vendor, either in a bar or on
a street but for a prostitute there
is also advantage in working for
one.
Having sex with a prostitute also
lowers the morality of both the
prostitute and the customer.


Prostitutes are better
because...
Prostitutes don't say "I
can't. I have a boyfriend."
Prostitutes don't say "No
thanks. I didn't think we
clicked."
Prostitutes don't say "You're
not my type."
Prostitutes don't say "I
think you're too old."
Prostitutes say "Do you
want to get together? Do
you want me to come
over?"
Prostitutes don't care if
you're unemployed or if
you have an unimpressive
or low-paying job.
Prostitutes don't care if you
drive an old or inexpensive
car.
Prostitutes don't care if
you're not handsome or if
you're short or overweight.
Prostitutes don't care if
you're not a good
conversationalist.
Prostitutes don't care if you
are married.
Prostitutes don't care if you
have been divorced three
times or six times or if you
have children by several ex-
wives or ex-girlfriends.
Unless you are young, rich,
tall, and handsome, you can
probably have sex with
prostitutes who are much
younger and prettier than
anyone you could date or
marry.
More than is true of most
women, if you are nice to a
prostitute, she'll be nice to
you.
In an ideal world, all
women would be as
affectionate and
accommodating as
prostitutes are. But this
isn't an ideal world.
Sex with prostitutes tends to
prevent you from being too
dependent, sexually or
emotionally, on other
women.
Wow, insightful!! Lalasticlala , ishilove FP please so people can see reasons to patronize Oloshos.

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Re: Reasons Why You Should Patronize Prostitutes/sex Worker by Adasun(m): 12:57pm On Jan 04, 2016
*bastard thread*sadsad

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