Liar liars pants on fire, see different lies

This post wan make me laugh die.....lol

kirchofff:
Lol......she caught me stealing meat from d pot.....den I froze, I couldn't return d meat and I couldn't eat it ........naso I hang like fone wey dey use 512mb ram

Dilemma mode go activate sharparly

Technically it was my sistr that caught me,but she blabbed to my mom about me kissing my cousin @ age 4/5.....o boy I lick puna like icecream

kirchofff:
Lol......she caught me stealing meat from d pot.....den I froze, I couldn't return d meat and I couldn't eat it ........naso I hang like fone wey dey use 512mb ram

Laff wan kill mee ooh!

taiwokyle:
Was just reminiscing when I remembered when my mom caught me urinating in a pot because she didn't give me money to mend my kitto sandal, I was about six(6) then. You can guess what the result was naw...


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Using my girlfrnd to study biology reproductive system. Then I knew the V I use to draw n put dot in d middle, representing vaginaaaaa were all lies.

Then I look clearly anus n viginaaaa were located almost d same place, I scream thinking oneday it culd tear n join together.


I was shocked to discover that wen a woman bend,That's d easiest way to see d vagina than wen she stand .I saw huge flesh from bck.I still scream.as d meat There is Enuf to cook soup

Adekorya:
I was watching police academy when I was about 8. there is a scene at a beach party where there are a few naked breasts on show. my mum walks in to catch me licking the tv screen where the bare breasts were.

This got me in stitches! Na lollipop?

She did not catch me do anything, She jus read my diary. Imagine all my dirty secrets.

Hahahaha early hours of the morning during the holiday,my next door neighbor will knock on our door signaling me..we will go to the game center across the street with my nighties without brushing of teeth! just face wash, i don't last long cos my mum will come to the game center with turning garri stick mehn she beat the hell out of me omo still i no gree hear word.

Was reading hint and bestlover mag.....

Una sabi how rugged hints dey that year now...

WASMOG:
I thought she's traveling so I control one fine girl my school mate we went home together when was about to start downloading I just here her voice in yoruba eku le ooo

. You for Answer Won ka bo oooooo................Na die be that one now....

I was six i wanted to drink garri she asked me not to. I waited till she stepped outta the house, i soaked the damn thing in a big bowl. Didn't know how to make it, so it swelled. Man she came and forced me to finish the whole garri in that bowl. That was my dinner that evening. Still runaway from soaked garri today.

Shouting and running from my room to the sitting room in the middle of the night because I was frightened by something I wouldn't tell her.

My was coming 2 wake me 4 prayer n I did nt knw I did close d door last nite, so she met with a gal I was sad that day because she blasted me

Adekorya:
I was watching police academy when I
was about 8. there is a scene at a beach
party where there are a few naked
breasts on show. my mum walks in to
catch me licking the tv screen where the
bare breasts were.

Choii..bross diz ur own funny o

mine was during open day in sec school...........na so she come for me and my friend.......as we reach staff room make we start am, na so all d teachers we go dey meet dey say" elerepa lawon omo yin yii o" -i. e."ur children are troublesome" as each teacher dey tok am, naso slap dey enter our body..........I no know y I tell her to come self lol

Adekorya:
I was watching police academy when I was about 8. there is a scene at a beach party where there are a few naked breasts on show. my mum walks in to catch me licking the tv screen where the bare breasts were.

you need proper merciless whipping

It was wen I was watching porn on TV and fortunately nepa took the light and the disk was still inside the dvd.. And the next day my dad wanted to play music and he found it Dia.... No be small tin.... Oooo

Adekorya:
I was watching police academy when I
was about 8. there is a scene at a beach
party where there are a few naked
breasts on show. my mum walks in to
catch me licking the tv screen where the
bare breasts were.

You were only exhibiting the after-effect of bwest deprivation of your toddler days.

It ws in 2007 or der abt wen caller tune came out new I used my mums fon to apply for caller tune and she didn't didn't knw until my dad called her and compaain abt d hausa song dat is being song in his ears wen everhe calls her. Nt too long my mum's uncle oldd biafran soldier called her and firstly quarreled her abt d song also asking her wat language was d song.
It was like this mad nwtwk called mtn have started again, I came to d sitting room haven hear all d saga, I came to own up. Just saying I did it, I received d beating of my life. And aftr was I handed Over d fon to remove dat song, I can remember I came out of our gate block 228 went block by blocking looking for aid until I enter d saloon in my street still notin change infact I reach nepa office body knew Hw to stop it. Pple suggested we should call mtn. That day was crasy.

caught me havin sex with my junior sister frnd am 16 yr why she iz 14

Year: 2006 (Summer holiday over)
Location: Kano Airport ( 'Bout to check in Egypt Airline)
Situation: Silly Airport officials requesting for dat yeye immunization yellow card. Must have kept it hidden somewhere in my travelling luggage. Mum(who was seeing me off) and I began frantic search for yellow card. Suddenly she dipped her hand into those luggage side pockets in my luggage and whipped out a roll of condoms. Na so I remain speechless. Her innocent child who left for Uni back in 2003, must have tasted some arab punny, no other way to explain. While I was there cursing the friendly samaritan who generously shared condoms (that I never did use till this day)to us foreign students, Mum smiled, returned the condoms and brought out this time my yellow card from the luggage side pocket.

I bid goodbye to being proud of my innocence in the face of my folks that day.

WASMOG:
I thought she's traveling so I control one fine girl my school mate we went home together when was about to start downloading I just here her voice in yoruba eku le ooo

na im u pray make ground open make u enter ba

WASMOG:
I thought she's traveling so I control one fine girl my school mate we went home together when was about to start downloading I just here her voice in yoruba eku le ooo

na im u pray make ground open make u enter ba ..cos in dis kinda situation, nowhere to run enter

cherylsmith:
Lol

hi

emmijes3:
lol had sme experience.but she caught me when I was about eating it and was like 'what are you doing'... Am like 'ntin I just want to know how it taste'...u knw what happens next na

hope u've repented anyway, cos me I'm still a victim o even at dis age

obayaya:


Bros e...

Na we!!!!

kirchofff:
hope u've repented anyway, cos me I'm still a victim o even at dis age

lol I still do.

She caught me watching porn......I almost died that day cos of the beating i received. The nurse that treated the wound thought i was panel beated by either soldiers or vigilantee boys