I was on my way to my friend's place at Egbeda around 5pm on the first Saturday of 2016. As usual, one would expect a group of buses around Ikeja conveying passengers to Egbeda. After monitoring the buses, I finally saw an empty one, an almost empty one. I was at the door when I noticed this beauty. As a sharp guy, I took the seat right next to her with the hope of striking a conversation.

Midway our journey, She asked if I had a change of #50 to give to her while she gave the Driver #100 but I didn't. Painfully, that was our only conversation.

I started making calculations as to where she might drop off so I would too..seeing that she had something heavy with her.

Before I know, she was telling the driver to stop the car at Baale Junction(the thing pain me eh). I thought jumping down unaware of her stop would seem creepy..if not desperate. So I dropped off at the nearest junction then tried tracking her down but failed. I roamed the streets close to the Junction till my feet turned white.

The reason I'm penning this down is because I'd like to talk to her..to see if she got home safely..to even apologize for not taking her number because I suspected she wanted me to-I think. The hair touching, the awkward eye contacts on every three turns, her looking at my phone and vis-a-vis.

So if by chance she's reading this, pls contact at me via theguythatlosthischance@gmail.com

Here's a detail of my time with her.
We both sat directly behind the Driver's seat. Right in front of us was a cream rug with mechanical stains on it. She had the seat beside the left window. The other guyman that sat with us had a Pepsi drink, afraid to open it cuz of the spill. He even asked if we were together in which we both laughed and said a non convincing NO!. She had with her a rusty orange gas cylinder(or orange cooler) inside a bargo bag. Her hair was like light brown(I can't really tell cuz of the Sun's reflection on her hair), She was putting on a black gown and using Whatsapp on her white Samsung device with the left of her ear piece plugged in-I think.

She's light dark in complexion.

Pls even if you realise I'm talking about your Sis pls and pls have her contact me! I just can't stop thinking about her!

I know I fvcked up big time for not taking her number, for not even coming down with her, for not even paying her bus fare and I'm vexed at that but pls, I will really like to talk to her...again!

She might be staying at Egbeda(around Baale Junction) ..so if anyone here is staying there pls pass this msg across be it via whatsapp or anything even maybe Egbeda Whatsapp Group!

I've written Linda to post something similar cuz the girl seems like someone that's familiar with LIB


Lalatistical, farano, and other mods pls help push this forward!!

Woman go kill you o

Smallville10:
Woman go kill you o

I'm not like this o! And woman no go kill me! Thanks for your contribution

Am sure after you'v bleep her lyk twice now,all this your gra gra will come down and later come on here and start asking for advice on how to break up with her because she's this, she's that.

thywobab:
Am sure after you'v bleep her lyk twice now,all this your gra gra will come down and later come on here and start asking for advice on how to break up with her because she's this, she's that.

She's the kind of girl you take to picnics, you make breakfast for(even yes.. to after bleeping her), the girl you can stay up all night with....just talking/reminiscing/ on your bed..she's decent!

Sorry, her wedding is Coming up this sat.
U are invited.

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I've written Linda to post something similar cuz the girl seems like someone that's familiar with LIB[/quote


Hello bro,i have been in ur shoes some years back....
You don't have to kill ur self ok...

Yea most times we wanna make dat move,but somtin big keep holding us back lol....

You will get over it..Don't worry,

if i sit with a girl and she is cool to me,i take numbers i don't miss that ,sometimes sha i end up not calling or misplacing the number..


Paying her trans was the fastest scope to get her talking nd taking number,wen she asked u for 50 as in if you had it,you would ve offered to take care of the t.fare,depending on ur pocket sha,not going to please a girl finish. you go come trek go home..

So chill bro,

Your path might cross...i ve been in ur shoe tho.

Op this one be like Nairaland version of MTN advert.

But why na, u had ur chances you fail, why do you think you won't fail again if you get to meet her.

No worry I get her number just kidding

Good luck anyway and hope ur intentions are right.

Iblewmychance:



She's the kind of girl you take to picnics, you make breakfast for(even yes.. to after bleeping her), the girl you can stay up all night with....just talking/reminiscing/ on your bed..she's decent!

Deceive yasef

wkkwl

True talk. Still, I must find her.

Are u 4 real?

Simplymeah:
Are u 4 real?

Real as can be!

You will find her if u av a clean tru mind towards her

Not every ones destiny is weak to be tampared with

This kind thread na front page material for even weeks but mods will rather put something bizarre up there.

Farano and Lalasticlala

Ok

Kidnapper alert.

This description fits iya sukura.
Wait! Lemme ask her if she go ikeja 2day

lol this guy is a joke
See mail offflife
Theguythatlostischance@gmail.com
I don laff wake my landlady
Kasala don shele

2dice:
lol this guy is a joke
See mail offflife
Theguythatlostischance@gmail.com
I don laff wake my landlady
Kasala don shele

I'm actually quite serious!

see this op ooo ,u get mind dey describe my sister here abi .get ready for the longest ban of ur life.*looking for the mods to report to*

Iblewmychance:


I'm actually quite serious!

odikwu crazy
Even your signature says it all
Cc Mhizkel
Mrsphyno
Check bro
She must be one demGirls

2dice:
odikwu crazy
Even your signature says it all
Cc Mhizkel
Mrsphyno
Check bro
She must be one demGirls

My signature says what? R u sure u r OK? So I wrote all that for fun?

Mr Man what are you doing in a bus going to Egbeda.. you should be taking yaba bus and locating yabaleft.. Did i just see you dropped at the next bus stop roaming the streets looking for someone you had your chance with in the bus.. Mr Man this ur madness go soon enter market oo

Iblewmychance:


My signature says what? R u sure u r OK? So I wrote all that for fun?

lol .. Bro definitely you ain't ok
U wrote all diss Shii because of a girl who might be riding her boo's D right now
Who never gives a fvck about you
Who you couldn't approach because you are shy
Even if she gives u her contact
Na you go suffocate de Babe with calls and Texts
Nigga stop being a Beech
This is not a Movie *in iamsynord voice*
Well in few years to come you will come to realise this is Capital BULLSHIT
Bye

bluntspade:
Mr Man what are you doing in a bus going to Egbeda.. you should be taking yaba bus and locating yabaleft.. Did i just see you dropped at the next bus stop roaming the streets looking for someone you had your chance with in the bus.. Mr Man this ur madness go soon enter market oo

werey re ooo... In Baseone voice

2dice:
odikwu crazy
Even your signature says it all
Cc Mhizkel
Mrsphyno
Check bro
She must be one demGirls