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Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by tytylayor: 3:24pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
Baptizing A Drunk Ben A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks t he drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?' 'Yes I am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?' The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus, my brother?' The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not found Jesus.' By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time! he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicki ng his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, 'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?' The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?' |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 5:42pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
Lol. . .that must be someone else not Ben tyty take ya time o |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by dani1luv: 6:05pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
lwkmd Ben i can see that |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by tytylayor: 6:21pm On Jun 15, 2009 |
dani1luv: WTH is dat? |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 9:10am On Jun 16, 2009 |
na wa o. . . dani can spoke in tongues o |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by tytylayor: 9:14am On Jun 16, 2009 |
no mind d yeye boi |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 9:18am On Jun 16, 2009 |
Lol. . . .dani na real yeye boi tyty take time o, who bne infidelity |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by sylve11: 9:25am On Jun 16, 2009 |
shut up! |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 9:34am On Jun 16, 2009 |
na wa o. . early morning attack |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 10:21am On Jun 16, 2009 |
Ben r u sure u work in fidelity bank ? |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 10:25am On Jun 16, 2009 |
during consolidation, I merged with Diamond bank. |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 10:44am On Jun 16, 2009 |
sheer evidence dat u r truely drunk |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Lolabbey: 10:51am On Jun 16, 2009 |
ben d drunkard |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by lordmassac(m): 11:09am On Jun 16, 2009 |
the guy no drunk ooo. he just drench |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 11:40am On Jun 16, 2009 |
ask tyty, she knows berra |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by lordmassac(m): 11:48am On Jun 16, 2009 |
tity, wey u |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by tytylayor: 12:04pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
i dey chop |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 12:08pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
from food wey dey floor? |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by tytylayor: 12:51pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
d one wey i put for floor na for dog o, hope say u never chop am |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 12:58pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
dat one self better pass d one wey u chop cus na d dog plate u dey use |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by teissys(f): 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
LWKM |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 1:22pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
teeth so beautiful dat's why I luv kissing mu darl. . . tessys |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 1:27pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
ben10 |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Lolabbey: 1:28pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
hmmm info and ben,teissy how far? |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 1:34pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
na ya shoe she wan enta b dat o |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by teissys(f): 1:37pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Ben13: 1:38pm On Jun 17, 2009 |
Lol. . . syl's virus. rommie, lola my pals |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by romsky: 8:06am On Jun 18, 2009 |
na wa 4 dis kain combined kissing o |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by sylve11: 10:06am On Jun 18, 2009 |
Big boys and Girls, i hail o |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by teissys(f): 10:17am On Jun 18, 2009 |
Welcome in small girlie |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by Phemour: 10:22am On Jun 18, 2009 |
I wont leave you ooo . . . . untill you love me |
Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by lordmassac(m): 10:52am On Jun 18, 2009 |
I wont leave you ooo . . . . untill you love meu sure say u never dey go see babalawo. |
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