shegxi:
Dis joke is stale now op.......... But quick one, y wuld any sane person want to test a cat with meat?

HOLAROCKDAY:
Plsss any body with cheat for free browsing on PC

obiorathesubtle:
Although this story is as old as my first pimple(1989)



The moral of the story remains, 'always keep the condom in the car'.

bros what if it is a lady who you have been wyning to get into her panties and she finally agrees, will you now be running down to your car for condom when you know she might even change her mind before you return?


I think the wallet is still the best position for a condom though

dachaste:




Choi dis is wicked.





Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

obiorathesubtle:
Although this story is as old as my first pimple(1989)



The moral of the story remains, 'always keep the condom in the car'.

dachaste:






Seriousl? #wide eyes#. I guess I Neva came across It b4

STFUareyouGod:
I read this story when I was in 'form 1' do the maths

vizkiz:


bros what if it is a lady who you have been wyning to get into her panties and she finally agrees, will you now be running down to your car for condom when you know she might even change her mind before you return?


I think the wallet is still the best position for a condom though

dachaste:







Haba naw. Have mercy and comment 'nice one'. Lolz




I guess I dint c d story then cos I was still a toddler

shegxi:
so wuld u test ur bobo like dat too?

dachaste:





Lolz. Is dat d moral? Ah don die.




In other new, I just read ur dairy uPdate. Tis a nice one like seriously. Biko create the thread. Fùck Haters after all that's deir job description, to hate.

STFUareyouGod:
lol
Nice one op

But I'm sure I'll pass the test tho. Very sure.

dachaste:






Lolz.





Woow!!!





Are u the team #CD in car#






Or team#fidelity#

obiorathesubtle:
hehehe.. Naa, see the reason I gave why the thread won't attract much attention..(I'm a troll as it is).. I know to "fúck the haters"..



Thanks for reading my diary..

STFUareyouGod:
I can't be caught doing some certain things. No matter how delicious or interesting they seem. Cuz at the end, it will always be messy

dachaste:





Wooow. Am really impressed #not dat it matters sha#





Seriously. I wish u more nerves to ur brain.

obiorathesubtle:
if she change her mind.. Two things are involved.. Rape or re-seduction!


Lol.. Wallet don _fuck me up twice, wallet dy spoil condom.. With the heat n everything. And skin2skin no go funny again when you catch something oo..


Btw.. Wush kyn ruff play wey the parents dy play na? I think the kemi sef na biyatch/runs geh/ashewo wey get class/Ho on her own, the parents don warn am taya.. So dem dy exploit her talents/abilities.

dachaste:
[b]


A handsome and well-to-do guy(Femi) meets this beautiful lady(Shade) and they fell in love and started a relationship. After some time, they felt the need to tie the knot since the love was there, they were both doing good financially and every other thing was perfect.





Finally,Femi decided to meet his to-be inlaws but Shade warned him that her poeple hardly like someone but when they do they do so wholeheartedly. Femi became panicked buh decided to go through it all the same.






The D-Day finally came and this guy marched into the hall of the house with his Love by his side to meet her already waiting parents. To his greatest surprise, they were very warm and welcoming. Saying they were lovely wouldn't be out of place. But what surprised him more was that aside the fact that her family were stinkingly rich, Shade had a kid sister(Kemi) that was every definition of the word beauty.





Kemi had an angelic face and an angelic voice. Her skin was virtually glittering. Her hips was something else. Infact Kim kardashian's hips is learning. Finally her breast, oooh!! could take one to heaven and beyond. One could never over-emphasise when describing her beauty. Immediately he saw her, his d!ck nodded and he was awe struck. It was very obvious how affected femi was yet no one seemed to notice. Thank God he said. The dinner ended smoothly except for his silly d!ck dat misbehaved all through yet miraculously, no one seemed to notice. Femi vowed silently to avoid Kemi by all means.






Days later, shade called femi to tell him that her parents wanted to see him for some discussion later in the day. After work, femi drove down to his inlaw's house but on getting there, the cars were not there and the house seemed deserted yet he decided to enter. When he got to the living room, the place was empty he rang all the bells he saw around but the place was quiet, being very hungry and tired, he decided to rest alittle. But before he could sit the angel appeared before him almost nakèd save for her pant and bra. Hunger vanished instantly and before he could. Say 'jack' kemi was kissing him telling him how she handsome he was and how she noticed his reaction to her beauty.




Femi stopped her and asked after the others buh she said they went to see the pastor on an urgent call and won't be back early.



Wheeewww!!! He thought. Then she resumed kissing him buh suddenly he remembered he had no CD on him buh there must be some in the car he thought. He pushed her to the couch and smiled down at her. And without saying a word hurried to his car as if his life depended on it to get the CD.





Only for him to step out of the house to see Shade and her parents clapping for him. Her Father then said;



"congrats son, you passed the test". Lolz







If it were you,would you have passed the test?
[/b]

3rdlegxxx:


Babe you and these your stories giving us mind bugging questions, ahah!! thereisgod oo

dachaste:


Hehehe. Will u pass?

3rdlegxxx:

ask me off camera, am shy