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Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Eljay24(m): 9:43am On Jan 05, 2016 |
Here's one . .. "Money Ain't Important"
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Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by mizquote(f): 9:45am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I hate s:ex. Buh seriously I hate d above. |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by StefanSalvatore: 10:17am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I'm 20 yrs They r always 20 evry year 2 Likes |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Nobody: 10:20am On Jan 05, 2016 |
ONE told me yesterday that if she had sex with me, she will just hate me 4rever and i was like in my mind dats good news. |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Margauxluv(f): 10:31am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I am single Or My relationship s nuin serious. Smh |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Nobody: 11:29am On Jan 05, 2016 |
They're all in relationship |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by oginga: 11:33am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I'm on my p*r!0ð. |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Eljay24(m): 11:45am On Jan 05, 2016 |
mizquote:Really !! |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Eljay24(m): 11:47am On Jan 05, 2016 |
wwhitewitch: Lol . .. Seriously !! "I'd just tell her Baby pls Hate me" |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Nobody: 11:57am On Jan 05, 2016 |
I'm a virgin Team till wedding night |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
HateU2:Really? |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Greenbullet(m): 12:05pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
1 “I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.” What it means: She expected quite a bit from you, in fact – now that you’ve split ties with her – the book of baby names she bought will undoubtedly go to waste. Why they use it: To project the fact that they’re independent and by no means emotionally invested in you. Used in a sentence: “Oh, we’re breaking up… now? That’s fine, I didn’t expect anything from you anyway.” Synonyms: We weren’t anything, anyway 2. “I promise I won’t get mad.” What it means: Wait and see how mad I’m about to get. Why they use it: To entice you into divulging something you wouldn’t have, prior. Used in a sentence: “Just tell me the truth, everything, I promise I won’t get mad.” Synonyms: I don’t care, just tell me; Just tell me now and I’ll forget about it 3. “I’m not the type to get jealous…” What it means: Something just made me jealous. Why they use it: To provide themselves with some feigned confidence. Used in a sentence: “I saw you check out that girl, good thing I’m not the type to get jealous or else we’d have a problem.” Synonyms: She was gross 4. “We were bar hopping.” What it means: There was probably a club, or two, as well as a dude’s apartment involved. Why they use it: Because “bar hopping” sounds fun-loving and innocent. Used in a sentence: “Yeah, it was a girls’ night, we just went bar hopping.” Synonyms: Bounced around some dive bars; We had a low-key night; It was an early night 5. “I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.” What it means: I really haven’t been able to do much of anything since I saw you like her Instagram. Why they use it: To make it known that she’s aware of your dating history and ensure that it remains “history.” Used in a sentence: “Your ex texted you? True, I don’t care about her, she’s in your past.” Synonyms: Whatever; She’s old news; Do you still want her? 6. “I’m on my period.” What it means: We ain’t having sex! Why they use it: Because they ain’t trying to have sex with your sorry ass! Used in a sentence: “Stay right there, I’m on my period.” Synonyms: It’s my time of the month; I don’t think you’re going to wanna go down there; These sheets are new; Yeah, I’ve got the new stringless tampons 7. “Sorry my phone’s dying and the charger is on the other side of the room.” What it means: You just got ignored via text. Why they use it: To seem polite, even though they just blatantly ignored a string of your text messages. Used in a sentence: “Sorry, my phone’s dying and the charger is on the other side of the room – I’m just getting these now.” […Weeks later.] Synonyms: I’m sorry, the number you have reached is not in service or is temporarily disconnected 8. “I’ve only had sex with [insert low number here] people.” What it means: I’ve had sex with [that tiny number of] people, multiplied by three. Why they use it: To appear more sexually selective than they might be. Used in a sentence: “I’ve only had sex with three people, and I’m just keeping the Costco- sized box of dental dams in the closet for my roommate.” Synonyms: I’m a virgin |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by firstking01(m): 12:08pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
StefanSalvatore:most tyms 18 |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by firstking01(m): 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
I dnt have air time on my phone |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Topestbilly(m): 12:37pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
mizquote: |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by Topestbilly(m): 12:41pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
yrs ago I was disvirgin by a guy forcefully. *yinmu* |
Re: Name The Top Lies Ladies Tell ! by grad2012(f): 1:45pm On Jan 05, 2016 |
Topestbilly:lols men ,wat if she was truelly forcefully disvirgined lols. |
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