1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My
Battery. So You're Capable Of Killing
Me... It's Over!!!

2. How come mosquito is biting me
and not biting you. I smell conspiracy.
ITS OVER!

3. You don't even respect me, I'm
talking and you are busy breathing?
It's over!

4. So now you are drinking coke that has
another man's name on it, better go
and find him 'cause it's over between
us.

5. So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is your
caller tune now? I can't trust alcoholics
with my future kids.

6.They are shouting bird flu, You are
still cooking chicken. you want to kill
me abi? It is over!

7. I called you and you picked up
immediately. You lack patience. IT'S
OVER!

8. Why are you using Broom to sweep
my Room when you know fully well that
I support PDP? It's over.

9. You are always abbreviating your
texts, you want our children to be
short abi? It's OVER.

10. I told you that I love my food hot but you
refused to warm the ice cream. You
don't care about me. It's over.

11. You don't pay your tithe, if you
can cheat on God, then who am I for you not to cheat on?
Park your things!

12. I asked you to heat water for me, you
went and boiled it, is over

13. YOU LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED
. . . I NOW LOOK FUNNY ABI? Its over

14. U said u love me and u sent a
friend request to me on Facebook why
not husband request, it is over

15. Am talking n u are quiet, so u
are indirectly calling me a fool abi?

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