What are three things your spouse/lover does that drive you up the wall?

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The man I adore:

Does not keep his shoes in the closet, but in the family room. Why? Still trying to figure that one out. Periodically I collect them all, return them to the closet. They all end up back in the family room
Is always freakin’ right. And it really ticks me off
Turns the TV on before he gets up in the morning and does not turn it off until just before he falls asleep. I think it's background noise for him more than anything. He will turn it on and then leave the room! In which case I often turn it back off. Later he returns. “Hey, who turned off the TV?” He asks. “The cat doesn't like that show, I say. He grins, turns it back on, only to leave the room again.

look as pretty as f*ck I hate it wen she does dat