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WOMAN'S STORY

Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim.

A 31-YEAR-OLD woman has found love with a tree named Tim and says it’s the best sex she’s ever had.
Emma McCabe says she’s fallen head over heels with the sturdy poplar tree and she’s happy after a string of disastrous relationships.

She also says the sex with the tree is the best she has ever had with anyone.
McCabe, who has a serious of unlucky relationships with men, says she’s planning to marry the tree although her family won’t talk about it.
It’s believed Emma’s bizarre attraction to the tree may be a result of a condition called dendrophilia where a person is sexually attracted to a tree.

MAN'S STORY

Is this the most awkward interview ever? This Morning hosts struggle to question man who makes love to CARS and claims he lost his virginity to a Volkswagen Beetle.

*Edward Smith, 63, is a mecaphile - he is sexually interested in machines

*Has had sex with 700 cars as well as helicopters and planes

*Used to have sex with cars in car parks and car showrooms

*Lost his virginity to his neighbour's Volkswagen Beetle at age 14

*Now has fallen in love with another Beetle he calls Vanilla

*Calls Vanilla his girlfriend and says they 'get intimate' on his private property

*Says he has a 'deep love' and would be 'devastated' if he ever crashed

Edward Smith told presenters Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden that although he has made love to 700 cars in his lifetime, he has now settled down with the ‘love of his life’ - a Volkswagen Beetle he calls ‘Vanilla’.


what a world

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/best-sex-ever-emma-mccabe-plans-to-marry-a-tree-named-tim/news-story/aa01594296752d10af88707a5b4c3637



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2792621/man-sex-cars-describes-lost-virginity-neighbour-s-volkswagen-beetle.html

LMFAO @ losing virginity to a car. I wonder which part(s). Maybe it was the oil tank opening or the exhaust pipe at the back Those are the only ones that make sense

D exhaust Pipe!! Kikikikikiki

JanuaryTempest:
LMFAO @ losing virginity to a car. I wonder which part(s). Maybe it was the oil tank opening or the exhaust pipe at the back Those are the only ones that make sense

Wat abt the lady

Emac34:

Wat abt the lady

d lady Hmmm, i no even one tink am SEf

EOOJ:


d lady Hmmm, i no even one tink am SEf

baddest

so hard to comprehend

this can't be real na