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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by dejavuh0007(m): 1:08pm On Jan 21, 2016
Bliv me bro u will loose dat scotrum am speaking frm experience. Myn was bk in 2010 after d pain got unbearable my dad took me to d hospital and was on admission fr 5 days after wc i was told i wud undergo surgery. But due to fear i skipped d surgery. After 2 days in d hospital d pain went and swelling went down drastically afta series of injections and drips.
Fastforward 1 month i noticed dat d affected scotrum shrinked till it was not bigger dan a dot. Dis gv me serious concern as to bin potent dat i banged 1 of my area chicks til she got pregnant only den was i relieved. Funny tin was dat d doctor said it wasnt hernia dat it was due to an injury i sustained probably tru a sharp object that hit my testes.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by scholes0(m): 1:10pm On Jan 21, 2016
Visit your local doctor ASAP
Could be testicular CANCER!
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by tooman: 1:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
deebsman1:
why can't u give him in the open here, at least for others too to benefit from it....after all, this is an open forum, pipu that render help here, do so in the open not asking d person with a problem to come to backyard. abeggy lets hear word, if u r not a scammer, proof me wrong.
u being on point but not the way u end it I can post it as u say but for the benefit of others so as usual don't get it twisted Nd ....
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by dosmat(m): 1:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
sorry bro. God will heal u. Guy abeg go correct hospital make dem tell u wetin u go do oooo.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by blank(f): 1:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
Mumps for a guy can lead to infertility. See your doctor immediately for treatment.

Don't continue with the art of seeing a pharmacist to diagnose your ailment. Best they will do is give you drugs to relieve your symptoms thereby reducing the speed with which your condition can be diagnosed. Say no to self medication.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by ayodeyjie(m): 1:18pm On Jan 21, 2016
Wizdray:
Gono....ea?

Not gono...ea. it's called epididymo orchitis. I had the same experience 6 months ago
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Lanretoye(m): 1:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
ebonysmoot:
Pictures pls.....
U wan see joystick abi...bad geh.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by lolexzy: 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2016
Your condition is known as torsion. It's when the cords that conduct semen and other fluids twist around the blood vessels that supply the testis cutting off blood supply to the testis. This is what makes the testis swell up. You should go to the hospital immediately to see if the testis is still viable. An operation called window orchiopexy under local anesthesia might be performed to untwist the cord and restore blood supply to the testis. If left untreated for long you could loose your ball.
I'm not a Doctor, i'm an engineer, but i am informed.

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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by calculusx(m): 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2016
@ OP... You need to seek medical attention asap as your case could get worse with time. I'm sure you are between 28 - 40yrs old and probably the nature of your job involve lifting heavy objects. You probably didn't notice one of your testes was getting bigger than the other since you didn't feel any pain @ initial stage.
All you have to do is see a doc, ultrasound scan will be done before they can know what exactly it is. Could be torsion, hydrocele, endo-cylectomy e.t.c. Prepare your mind for an Operation. You will be fine
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by oluwakemi20(f): 1:33pm On Jan 21, 2016
sorry bro, hospital asap
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Jdesilentkiller(m): 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2016
I feel your pain bro, may God heal you.















On a lighter note, "The chronicle of the swollen Testicles" will make a nice movie title........once again am sorry op.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Chommieblaq(f): 1:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
papawemba:


trust me, either of three things is causing him this ordeal: 1. he bleeped the daughter of a chief priest. 2. he bleeped a married woman. 3. he bleeped a widow whose late husband was not given a befitting burial.

Meanwhile, Kedu ka imere?
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
BTW, adim nma.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Emulti(m): 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:
Lalasticlala Seun.... Please help

U may be having testiculo-orchitis.
Go for ultrasound scan scan to confirm before treatment
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Emulti(m): 1:42pm On Jan 21, 2016
calculusx:
@ OP... You need to seek medical attention asap as your case could get worse with time. I'm sure you are between 28 - 40yrs old and probably the nature of your job involve lifting heavy objects. You probably didn't notice one of your testes was getting bigger than the other since you didn't feel any pain @ initial stage.
All you have to do is see a doc, ultrasound scan will be done before they can know what exactly it is. Could be torsion, hydrocele, endo-cylectomy e.t.c. Prepare your mind for an Operation. You will be fine

Could be testiculo-orchitis.
Good ultrasound scan is diagnostic enough to r/o torsion
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by stanlink(m): 1:44pm On Jan 21, 2016
Too much usage in the villa

Comfam ur rival is not a herbalist talking from experience grin grin grin
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by pheyikemi: 1:45pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:
Lalasticlala Seun.... Please help
Go see a specialist in a state hospital or better still, go see a urologist @ any teaching hospital.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by pavoda: 1:47pm On Jan 21, 2016
Drink 1 bottle of GOGO Cleanser and 1 big bottle of Origin.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Realone92(m): 1:48pm On Jan 21, 2016
A varicocele is like varicose veins of the small veins next to one testis or both testes. It usually causes no symptoms. It may cause discomfort in a small number of cases. Having a varicocele is thought to increase the chance of being infertile, but most men with a varicocele are not infertile. Treatment is not usually needed, as most men do not have any symptoms or problems caused by the varicocele. If required, an operation can clear a varicocele. If you are infertile, studies indicate that treatment of a varicocele is unlikely to cure the infertility. However, this view is controversial and, if you are infertile and have a varicocele, it is best to discuss this with a specialist who will be up to date on current research and thinking in this area.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by emerged01(m): 1:49pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






Riding bicycle with the high seat can cause swollen testicle. Do you use to ride bicycle?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Adaezeagu(f): 1:54pm On Jan 21, 2016
Fly go hospital sharply
Bfor your name go Change to papa ebi give us the ball
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:
dominique Sissy3








grin , who u offend in ur villa?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by CioAngels(f): 2:05pm On Jan 21, 2016
Young man, there are hospitals for you to go to. Why play with your lifd?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






it called gywar or something in hausa it can be operated on and it cause stomach upset ,the operation is cheap in kano just around 7k and they do give drugs to melt it or operation
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Hero10001: 2:07pm On Jan 21, 2016
Realone92:
A varicocele is like varicose veins of the small veins next to one testis or both testes. It usually causes no symptoms. It may cause discomfort in a small number of cases. Having a varicocele is thought to increase the chance of being infertile, but most men with a varicocele are not infertile. Treatment is not usually needed, as most men do not have any symptoms or problems caused by the varicocele. If required, an operation can clear a varicocele. If you are infertile, studies indicate that treatment of a varicocele is unlikely to cure the infertility. However, this view is controversial and, if you are infertile and have a varicocele, it is best to discuss this with a specialist who will be up to date on current research and thinking in this area.
Gbam!
Varicocele is it, i doubt the guy has never get laid too.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by calculusx(m): 2:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
Emulti:


Could be testiculo-orchitis.
Good ultrasound scan is diagnostic enough to r/o torsion

I'm an IT Engineer turned Auto Importer ooo

When I start hearing testiculo-orchitis and all those English one can't find in the dictionary, my mum's office comes to mind grin grin

I dislike going to Hospitals
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Realone92(m): 2:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hero10001:

Gbam!
Varicocele is it, i doubt the guy has never get laid too.
Same applies to me I shared this because I have it but I am sure I will conquer it ....I didn't bother reading , from his topic I just knew it is, could be what's happening to me ...
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Hero10001: 2:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
Realone92:

Same applies to me I shared this because I have it but I am sure I will conquer it ....I didn't bother reading , from his topic I just knew it is, could be what's happening to me ...
You've never get laid too?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Realone92(m): 2:15pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hero10001:

You've never get laid too?
bro that's personal bro can't share but something like that
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by idris4eva(m): 2:18pm On Jan 21, 2016
Bros kindly see ur doctor........but traditionally stop the intake of any draw soup (ila,ewedu and co)........
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by jigabanty(m): 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2016
When U get 2 that hospital, be sure 2 hear what you've never heard before, which won't even guarantee ur healing. But if u can step ur feet at FAITH TABERNACLE, Winners' Chapel, CanaanLand, Ota with a contrite heart to seek God with the whole of ur heart, I GUARANTEE YOU YOUR HEALING.
PEACE

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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2016
Chommieblaq:

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha
BTW, adim nma.

Nwa idi ka achoro,

Biko iga ekwe ka mmata onye ibu

anom na nga na ele ihe esere ese gi obi na ato m soso uto.

iwukwanu one ebe?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Hero10001: 2:23pm On Jan 21, 2016
Realone92:
bro that's personal bro can't share buy something like that
It's okay bro, studies showed that over 95% of men infected with Varicocele had total abstainess from sex i.e the don't or never have sex.
Varicoceles is caused by accumulation of blood in the veins of testes, i always tell men to get laid even if it is once in 3 months to break off the exccessive accumulations of blood and sperm cells.
However, it's not a life threatning disease if treated early, a simple same day varicoceles repair procedure (varicocelectomy) by a surgeon would do and it won't cost more than N70k.
Meanwhile, after a succesful surgery, your varicocele could come back if you keep on abstaining from sex again.
Go get a woman to frack always, a short time olosho would charge N1k per expulsion even a Selfie could help.
Just make sure you aint accumulating blood in your testes again.
Prevention is better than cure.
Get well soon bro.

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