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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by arantess: 2:27pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






Ibi size 40
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Sohot1(m): 2:34pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:







Which town are you?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by muhakeem(m): 2:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






bros I had felt the same pain one certain tym in the past, but this one wey u say one of ur testicles over big so, my own no big like that but it was so painful,...... but I had to tell my mum and we went to the first clinic and they said the thing needs operation so that they can open it and see what is wrong inside, and in a situation where there is nothing wrong they will close it back....... so we left there and went to another clinic after the doctor had examined me and asked some questions he came up discovering that its mumps that caught up with me there and he prescribed the following drugs to me; Lonart and Zeenart, and after taken them everything became normal,.... its been long sha
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by muhakeem(m): 2:41pm On Jan 21, 2016
bros I had felt the same pain one certain tym in the past, but this one wey u say one of ur testicles over big so, my own no big like that but it was so painful,...... but I had to tell my mum and we went to the first clinic and they said the thing needs operation so that they can open it and see what is wrong inside, and in a situation where there is nothing wrong they will close it back....... so we left there and went to another clinic after the doctor had examined me and asked some questions he came up discovering that its mumps that caught up with me there and he prescribed the following drugs to me; Lonart and Zeenart, and after taken them everything became normal,.... its been long sha
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Raymondif: 2:50pm On Jan 21, 2016
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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 2:53pm On Jan 21, 2016
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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Realone92(m): 2:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
Hero10001:

It's okay bro, studies showed that over 95% of men infected with Varicocele had total abstainess from sex i.e the don't or never have sex.
Varicoceles is caused by accumulation of blood in the veins of testes, i always tell men to get laid even if it is once in 3 months to break off the exccessive accumulations of blood and sperm cells.
However, it's not a life threatning disease if treated early, a simple same day varicoceles repair procedure (varicocelectomy) by a surgeon would do and it won't cost more than N70k.
Meanwhile, after a succesful surgery, your varicocele could come back if you keep on abstaining from sex again.
Go get a woman to frack always, a short time olosho would charge N1k per expulsion even a Selfie could help.
Just make sure you aint accumulating blood in your testes again.
Prevention is better than cure.
Get well soon bro.


Thanks bro really I could B scared sometimes cause it causes stomach discomfort badly , it's really tough abstain from sex ........know it will happen at the rite time " how did u know all this ? Did u google it or u a doctor
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jan 21, 2016
deebsman1:
Hospirul
See these local guy,its called OSHIPITUu. Sogbo.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Leez(m): 3:01pm On Jan 21, 2016
captmatts:
hummm guy...u dey try o.. u still get tym to type... beta go to d hospital n knw wats appning to you...
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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by EOOJ(m): 3:12pm On Jan 21, 2016
What is wrong with u people of this days? Something as serious as this and instead of you to go to the hospital your here looking for answers online. Kontinu. Na ur body na. Na u knw as e dey do u

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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by harbarzzy(m): 3:15pm On Jan 21, 2016
Nairaland can be anything..even hospital?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Hero10001: 3:21pm On Jan 21, 2016
Realone92:



Thanks bro really I could B scared sometimes cause it causes stomach discomfort badly , it's really tough abstain from sex ........know it will happen at the rite time " how did u know all this ? Did u google it or u a doctor
I'm a Microbiologist.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 3:27pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:







Run sharply to get confirmed treatment for orchitis.
Run diagnostic testing .plus better sensitivity/susceptibility test need to be carried out to determine the best antibiotic drug to use and manage it, if the cause is from bacteria.

Good luck bro
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by deebsman1(m): 3:30pm On Jan 21, 2016
Tor Oshibitu, mo ti gbo
shegsky:

See these local guy,its called OSHIPITUu. Sogbo.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
Chommieblaq:
What are you waiting for?
Go to the hospital and stop seeking for help online.
We shouldn't joke with our health o, whenever one notice any abnormality in any part of the body, that person should go straight to the hospital n get a proper diagnosis, if u bring ur health problem online, ppl are bound to give u diff diagnosis and solutions, so how will u know the exact one.



Bros carry speed of light go hospital, better one o.
Is there free treatment in an hospital, u shud understand his conditions. maybe finance issue!
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by farouk0403(m): 3:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
Nonybb:
Why are you complaining? God is punishing you for supporting a dubious Fulani "Chanji". Soon all the Buharist here would have the same problem. Its a new disease after Lassa Fever and it's called Buhariosis


You are insane.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nyceguy92: 4:04pm On Jan 21, 2016
[quote author=iamexcelblog post=42182775]

Sounds like you are suffering from what doctors call Epididymo-orchitis.
That is to say the affected testis and associated sperm tubes have been invaded by bacteria and they are having a party there.
If it is testicular torsion like an earlier post suspected, you won't even be able to type this post because the pain will be very severe.
It is a fairly common problem in young males and usually goes away with treatment.
Go see a doctor. They know what to give you.

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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by fakooblak(m): 4:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
ndujekwu:
Go down on your knees, and pray to God

Wear your cloths, go straight to the hospital not clinic, and ask to see a O&G specialist or consultant
O&G specialist?..... He get as he be ooooo.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Temmytea70(m): 4:09pm On Jan 21, 2016
Pishure or adonbiliv it
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 21, 2016
I think you do have Elephantiasis of the scrotum. Seek medical attention asap.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by lakeside50(m): 4:12pm On Jan 21, 2016
Go see a doctor(urologist preferably). The right medical/laboratory tests + examination will confirm if HYDROXELE, HERNIA, OCHJTIS OR EPIDYMITIS.

A stitch in time saves nine



iamexcelblog:






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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2016
Right egg grin
Left egg cheesy
Kneel down and pray hard, then go to a reputable hospital for proper tests and medication.


Right egg grin
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by drpips1(m): 4:34pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






what you have maybe a medical condition known as testicular hydrocele , it is the accumulation of abcess in the testes with know or unknown cause. Please visit a reliable hospital as soon as possible before your fertility is jeopadized, in all case like this, a simple surgery is conducted to drain of the abcess......broh please you need immediate medical attention.and dont even listen to any babalawo or likely chalatan if you value your health in this case

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Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by birmingham04: 4:41pm On Jan 21, 2016
iamexcelblog:






Go to Synagogue church of all nation and you will give glory to God.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by porshuch: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2016
sarutobie:
have you been infected with mumps before? maybe in your childhood days, if not, go to a good hospital and get tested for it..my friend had contracted mumps back in the university and also suffered from swollen testicles.
hmmmm that your friend might be impotent now, mumps makes men impotent.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by porshuch: 4:43pm On Jan 21, 2016
birmingham04:
Go to Synagogue church of all nation and you will give glory to God.
are you ok?
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by gog4life(m): 5:03pm On Jan 21, 2016
.u maybe having a hernia go see a Dr.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by drpips1(m): 5:06pm On Jan 21, 2016
porshuch:
hmmmm that your friend might be impotent now, mumps makes men impotent.
as long as his parotid gland under his lower jaw is not swollen and painful, mump could not be under question but orchits or hydrocele
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by porshuch: 5:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
drpips1:
as long as his parotid gland under his lower jaw is not swollen and painful, mump could not be under question but orchits or hydrocele
ok, very bad disease.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Ibime(m): 5:17pm On Jan 21, 2016
OP you have a testicular torsion.

Your testicle is being strangled by the ropes it hangs on.

You better rush to the hospital before it dies.
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by ariesbull: 5:19pm On Jan 21, 2016
It is called ibi


Ask any igbo man ...I don't know the solution


I am sorry
Re: Swollen Testicles: My Right Egg Is 3 Times The Size Of My Left Egg, Help by Fash20: 5:33pm On Jan 21, 2016
Chinese... That what the touts call it.

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