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Few Naughty Things You Should Know... by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 12:32am On Jan 26, 2016 |
: ________________________________ We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....! ________________________________ Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....! ________________________________ Breaking news: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!! ________________________________ Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!! ________________________________ Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely....? Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash....!! ________________________________ Why Did Newton Commit Suicide....? Because He Saw A Complete N@ked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity....!! ________________________________ Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex....? They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.....!! ________________________________ Why are brea5ts located in the upper half of a woman's body? A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pvssy ________________________________ DEFINITION OF Mouth Gig A Mouth Gig is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references! ________________________________ BALLS THEORY If you have two balls between your legs it means u r man. If you have four, it does not mean that u r superman. U must've guessed by now that someone's taking your a55 ________________________________ EXPLANATION Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a peni5 should be 2.5 inches for successful penetration. Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches? Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury. ________________________________ VIAGARA All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect. ________________________________ BURNING LOVE Q: What is the definition of "burning love"? A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake. ________________________________ SHOCK Q: What is the height of shock? A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside! 3 Likes 1 Share |
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