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| Different Grades Of Chopping In Government (Revised Edition) by Kelklein(m): 10:16pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Don't know whether to post this in Jokes or this section...but wherever, saw it online and thought to share It really got me cracking DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT 1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called OBJ 2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own,that is called IBB 3. When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called Abdusalam 4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin eventually fold up, that is called Atiku 5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, that is called Gowon 6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomorrow, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff...dat one is called Shonekan 7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called Nwobodo 8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called Abacha 9. When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called Goodluck Jonathan 10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called Ibori 11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called Fashola 12. When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called Tinubu 13. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children m dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called Orji Kalu 14. When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi Amechi 15. When you chop in government so tay you are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat one is called Dasuki. Credit: fb.com/Hon.Prince Adeniyi Okikiola Habeeb |
| Re: Different Grades Of Chopping In Government (Revised Edition) by HtwoOw: 12:05am On Feb 02, 2016 |
What if You chop. i chop .we chop and the oga that gave us the chop is being portrayed as the holy chopper who didn't chop or give any chops to any chopper ? ? GEJ |
| Re: Different Grades Of Chopping In Government (Revised Edition) by chinchum(m): 12:19am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Thrashy! We need no jokes to make public stealing/looting romantic |
| Re: Different Grades Of Chopping In Government (Revised Edition) by mazzi: 12:28am On Feb 02, 2016 |
When you chop and chop 1.9 billion tuwushikafa without minding if your zombies who hoped to get free ewedu and brukutu are now bitting their tongue in hunger you are called... Anybody with right answer shall get handsome reward from me. |
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