Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:



1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking
27.Eating the left over food of our visitors....

Add yours....

Lol

Diamonddris:
Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:



1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking
27.Eating the left over food of our visitors....

Add yours....

Are u alright

Telling our parents 'Limme jor'

Even if you were metres away, you will learn three lessons from the #Shaolin Palm that will bless your face.

1. Your parents don't need witches broom to fly to your position.

2. You don't need cutlery before you chop slap.

3. You will encounter what we call 'Manual Reset' or 'Default Settings' slap. After you chop am, you go ask 'Wetin I do?'

Things used to be very complicated, obviously. I like the modern ways, so shoot me. Now we can dedicate our mental capabilities to problem-solving, wealth creation and innovation; not trivialities like what to do when elders stand up, sit down, poo themselves, blow their nose, et cetera.

DesChyko:
Telling our parents 'Limme jor'

Even if you were metres away, you will learn three lessons from the #Shaolin Palm that will bless your face.

1. Your parents don't need witches broom to fly to your position.

2. You don't need cutlery before you chop slap.

3. You will encounter what we call 'Manual Reset' or 'Default Settings' slap. After you chop am, you go ask 'Wetin I do?'

Lol

Lots of things have changed nowadays, then it was as if my mom was wicked but some of those things have positive impact
But honestly I will train my children slightly different from theirs

Funny.
Your mum will be like
'I am beating you and you are just looking at me ehn?"
And when you start to cry she will shout "come on, will you shut up before I beat you?"

No.25 and 26 na wetin my pale dey use beat children

How come this one didn't make fp?