banmee:

He's going to need a new asshole.

borrow am your own naa

agborodun:
This is nothing compared to a thief who jumped into our compound while being pursue from d second street by vigillante. Unknown to him we set a village fork teeth trap for rabbits coming to disturb our maize at night.
He was d one who call d vigillante people for help when his left leg was perforated by d trap.

Lol

Oh God. How will I repair the gate now

midehi2:

no fear o, that one is a robber, or are you a robber?

Pm me your pin or no

Men..that's some terrible sh#t

Trailblazer1:
Just be sincere with your comment

Sincerely speaking l would not do this because it is not religious. Check it out your self, it is better to cut hand than this, period.

If he survives this i bet my ass he will never steal again

I dnt tink hes A̶̲̥̅ thief
Maybe he went 2 slip wit sumbody's wife (my opinion though)
Kai!buh Ɖά̲†̥ tin enta wella o.imaginin wat he must Βε̲̣̣̣̥ feelin

I will just collect whatever he stole and wait 15 minutes before calling my best friend to help me google the emergency number for ambulance service in Nigeria. If he's lucky, he will still be alive by the time the ambulance arrives. I cannot come and go and kill myself.

Suffer a criminal nt to live. Be the Dasuki, Ibori, Abacha, oh Abacha don go!

Caught in the act. Have you ever watched "what went wrong?"

Humm, robbery is bad but I feel that punishment is too much o. I pity him

The thief cometh to steal, kill and destroy so what punishment is gross for a thief Pump acid into his face also.

chai!! True to God women ar trying o.

Lordave:
This is how you guys go about ignorantly encouraging robbers by comparing them to polithiefians.

A thief is a thief, whether petty burglars, sophisticated armed robbers or 'Iborians', they're all thieves.

hehe, i laugh. so Ibori don get he own word. iborians

Trailblazer1:
Just be sincere with your comment

No p, I wld prefer two perforated instead of 1, bt I wld love to see it on TV tho, nt on my gate. When he recovers, he will av phobia for stealing

And much more. Seems like he's going to survive this one. it could have been a lynching which i prefer to this

Start me up

I'll just chant hallelujah n retrive my belongings

Trailblazer1:
Just be sincere with your comment

yea sure

yes I will so much love it...ojo gbogbo ni tole ojokan ni tolohun(everyday is for the thief and a day is for the owner)

even if they stole my laptop and Nokia Lumia last year. I won't pray for this kind of thing to happen to them. because God wants everyone to be in his kingdom that's he sent Jesus Christ to die for us. remember, 'love your neighbor as yourself'. am applying it as a human not as a preacher. take note.

Those spikes did their job perfectly.

Dat nigga will neva poo again..

Mehn he wished he had died.

Just get your stuff back and safe the hussler's life

He's being bleeped up.

He brought it upon him self, I mean is nt as a result of jungle justice, so to me I would wish any thief even more but not from mob but by him self.

Those bars were designed as such for this purpose, therefore so be it!.

Oh my gosh

In as much as, he stole from me, I wouldn't want him to suffer like that.

There could be good reasons, why he robbed me.

Let me share a true life story. Some years ago, I went to see my sister-in-law in the hospital, who was just delivered of a baby.
After seeing my little nephew, I went outside and saw a man rushing out of the hospital frantically. His son had an operation some time ago, but had to go for another one.

Now the father had no more money. Infact, he was just asking for help from anyone, he could find, just to save his precious son's life.

Now, if this same man decides to rob to save his son's life and was "caught" by those bars, would we blame him completely?

Yes. Good for him. This is what we call "LESSONS LEARNT". That is if he makes it alive.