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Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:34pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
So, after lunch I ran to Nairaland to see what’s up. The first topic I saw was this one, with the title, “Why didn’t you go to church today?” I thought my reason was the most hilarious, but on seeing the comments, on the topic; challey, I changed my mind. We are going to analyse the top ten answers to that question (in no particular order). No. 1 Mr. Better I choose to use ‘better’ instead of ‘gambler’ to show small politeness. So your bet cast therefore no church? Mehn, you need Jesus in your life. Wetin come concern church wey you for go with the slip wey cut? I’m guessing you had like 20 games on that 200 naira slip. 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 2 Mr. New Generation This guy totally trips me. I understand the fact that ‘new generation’ pastors are spoiling Christianity, but what about the ‘old generation’ ones them? You can still go to those ones na. And yes, you’re complaining about ‘new generation’ churches and yet you want to start your own. Na wa. You no wan die but you wan go heaven. 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Akkord4gov: 3:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
You think say e easy. Where e go see money carry him babe out for VAL 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:37pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 3 Mr. Banker 1 Share
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:38pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
This one is a banker because obviously he has been counting all the money he has been giving as offering since the early days of the apostles. Meanwhile I relate with your other story. But seriously stop counting how much you’ve given to God. |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 4 Mr. Off Point 2 Likes
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:39pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Oga, at least you should have read the topic before telling the whole world it’s your bday. Meanwhile at least you have a huge pair of likes for your troubles. PS. There are thousands of registered users on Nairaland, at least 3,000 saw that. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 5 My Brother 17 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:40pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Yes o. You’re my brother because this is my life. Sundays are the best days of the week because I can just lie in my sheets and check my twitter all morning. At least were you listening to gospel music? |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:42pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 6 Mr. Current Guy This one is totally a smooth guy. He saw the post about the pastor whose feet didn’t touch the ground during service, and he decided not to go to church today. That means if he didn’t hear that story he would have gone to church today. Continu. (I didn’t spell that wrong). 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:43pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 7 Mr. Two Rounds Me I’m surprised you could only go two rounds on that girl. Only two? You can do better than that, fam. See, try going to church next Sunday. Maybe God can pity you and dash you small extra stamina. Amen somebody? 27 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 8 Mr. Creative The only reason why I’m not bashing you for that post is that I am a big fan of ASAP Rocky. And I’ll need that your sister’s number. Let’s see what we can do together, stripper and pervert. 6 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:44pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 9 Mr. No Offering Simple and short. No stress. You’re not going and it’s because you have no offering money. That means you can still have other money but not for offering. We understand. What we don’t understand is why you put up your two phone numbers for the whole world to see and add you on whatsapp. Na wa. Desperation of the year. 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 3:51pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
No. 10 The Pastor’s Neighbour I’m totally laughing right now, because I understand. I used to live close to a church back in the days of Uniport, and every Sunday morning, while the church people were doing praise and worship, I will dance my sorrows away inside my house. See you next week! And please, comment. It’s not fair. 26 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Nobody: 4:22pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
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Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 4:27pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
lol. Thank you. praizeblog: |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by MedicalSamwise(m): 4:36pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
This stupid excuses wont work in u were told to come nd collect money ..even if its jes 10 thaousand naira....no atom of respect for JEHOVAH N.B'....am not SU 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 4:50pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
MedicalSamwise:Sorry what is SU? |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Flexherbal(m): 4:52pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Ok 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by MedicalSamwise(m): 7:18pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Abosi31:its a name dah they call all this spiricoco people 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Henry656(m): 8:08pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
Some people think when they don't go to that they're doing their pastor |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by ProffM(m): 10:46pm On Feb 07, 2016 |
someone actually wrote all of dis in a day?? smh 2 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by SurefireAsoOke: 12:03am On Feb 08, 2016 |
I can use the time of the comment to get their names. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Abosi31(m): 5:31am On Feb 08, 2016 |
SurefireAsoOke:Lol. Mr. Detective. Go ahead. 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by lekjons(m): 10:14pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Atheists be like "because there is no God" May God help them.. 6 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Smellymouth: 10:15pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by ChappyChase: 10:15pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
Chisos! |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
I didn't go because my prayers been answered are like pending |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
So my comment made top 10 Mr Creative Op thanks for not bashing me. 3 Likes |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by VickyRotex(f): 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
SurefireAsoOke: Abi o |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by CharleyCharley: 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
LoL |
Re: Top 10 Funniest Replies To why Didn't You Go To Church Today (Hillarious Photos) by Flashh: 10:17pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
What of... "Pastor carry church key commot". 8 Likes |
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