Guys are planning to break up with their gal friends this season. Ok o make I help una...he hehe val break up lines.

1) You have 5000 friends on facebook..you're cheating on me with 5000 men? You wicked. Its over..

2) Jeez, so you are still using king James bible? ITS OVER BETWEEN US

.3) I told you not to Vote for Buhari during that Election period, Yet you went ahead abi?ITS OVER.

.4) Who is that Godwin you are singing about? So you can't sing with my own name?Its over!.

5) Her: bae am sleepy.Me: oh!!! so you want to cheat on me with the man of your dreams..its over!.

6) You say I'm the best thing that Happened to you.... what about Jesus? so you're not religious? it's over..

7) Her: Bae lets visit the zoo this weekend?Me: did you say zoo?Clearly you want to see your ex again.. Its over..

You're smiling in your sleep,what's so damn funny?You trying to imagine life without me?? its over.

9) I told you to stop greeting me in the morning. So why did you greet me? In fact its over..

10) Why will you use seat belt in my car. So you don't trust me with your life? Oya get out...its over..

11) I called you by 12 mid night and your phone is switched off.Your cheating on me abi. Is over..

12) You smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. why? its 0ver..

13) why did you open the cotton from the right side when you were entering the room, you want to tear it abi Its over..

14) You call me "baby"? So you're trying to say i'm childish? It's over..

15) Why will you call me with etisalat number, after I told you how they collected my airtime? ITS OVER ..

16) You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our childrento be short abi? It's OVER!.

17) Why are you watching Discovery Channel? You Wannadiscover new ways to leave me??… It’s Over!....Add yours

All this because of val...what happened to "baby please I cannot celebrate valentine because the naira is weak"...

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