Sad story of a Man.....Last week was my birthday.....My wife didn't wish me.....My parents forgot and so did my kids.....l went to work.
...Even my colleagues didn't wish me.....As l entered my office my secretary said,"Happy Birthday Boss".....l felt so special for a moment..... She askd me out for lunch..... After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.....WE went there.....She said, "Do you mind if l go into the bedroom for a minute?""Okay", l said.....She came out 5mins later with a cake And My Wife.....My Parents.....My Kids.....My Friends and My Colleagues...All Screaming....SURPRISE!!!.. And l was waiting on the sofa......NAKED.....With a condom ON !!!
HOW CAN I EXPLAIN MYSELF TO:
1. MY WIFE
2. FAMILY
3. COLLEAGUES
4. PARENTS