About Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays." ~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." ~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing! ~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife" ~by Brandon Breezy

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princeshijman:
Subject: The Wife



“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing! ~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife" ~by Brandon Breezy

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The bolded has also be confirmed true by psychologists. I've read about it severally.

RadicallyBlunt:

The bolded has also be confirmed true by psychologists. I've read about it severally.

its not all true, we have many good women all over the world.

. no be small thing o

princeshijman:
its not all true, we have many good women all over the world.

Well the statement didn't talk about being good or bad. Its about understanding who u are as a woman or rather who women are supposed to be.

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check my signature

Once saw this in our daily manner.

funny

Suffer 'ring'.

Suffe r ing. Bad kinda ring. Marriage no be child's play.

@op you can add this; God created man on the 7th day and rested, since he created woman nobody have rested till now

funkyibodude:
@op you can add this; God created man on the 7th day and rested, since he created woman nobody have rested till now

lol. u are kinda right.

One day God told a man to make a wish for being faithful to him. The man happily requested that God should construct a bridge for him from ikorodu where he lives in Lagos to Victoria Island where he works. God said, the logistics to that is tedious among other difficulties. Please make another request, said God.The man said ok. I'll like to learn how to understand a woman.
God said what? No no no no. Sorry, I'll build you that bridge. Do you want a 3-lane bridge or 4-lanes. In fact, I'll make the bridge from your house to the white house in Washington DC. Even I don't understand a women